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  • Eric
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2000
    • 8818
    #1

    Steak And BlowJob Holiday!

    Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

    Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Or just don't care! Which is why a new holiday has been created.

    March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."

    Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

    The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
    No One
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    • Smegma
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2002
      • 1751
      #2
      Amen
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        • RAM
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          • Jan 2001
          • 7047
          #3
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            • Cheshire
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2001
              • 5738
              #4
              So I can't give a steak and BJ for Valentine's day??


              Damn, now what am I gonna do


              just a little bit naughty

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                • rip raster
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 2851
                  #5
                  I'm all for that..

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                    • gothweb
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 8849
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Cheshire
                      So I can't give a steak and BJ for Valentine's day??


                      Damn, now what am I gonna do
                      The post is a great idea, but it's nice to know there are women as romantic as Cheshire out there!

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                        • RAM
                          They're all hookers, but mom!
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 7047
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Cheshire
                          So I can't give a steak and BJ for Valentine's day??


                          Damn, now what am I gonna do
                          We can work something out...
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                            • kenny
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 7245
                              #8
                              God, I Love steak, blowjobs,& Beer. Praise the Lord.
                              7

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                                • FlyingIguana
                                  aspiring banker
                                  • Mar 2002
                                  • 10870
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by kenny
                                  God, I Love steak, blowjobs,& Beer. Praise the Lord.
                                  only steak and a blow job, no beer

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                                    • tanco521
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 130
                                      #10
                                      fuck that...i want steak and blowjob wednesday
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                                        • kenny
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2002
                                          • 7245
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by FlyingIguana


                                          only steak and a blow job, no beer
                                          There is always room for Beer....
                                          7

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                                            • Eric
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2000
                                              • 8818
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by tanco521
                                              fuck that...i want steak and blowjob wednesday

                                              We can't be greedy or the women won't go along with it. If we get greedy like that we will have to do "Her favorite restuarant and a chick flick Sat"
                                              No One

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                                                • PerfectionGirls
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 4484
                                                  #13
                                                  March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."
                                                  Thats my birthday, so its been that sort of holiday for me since I was about 16.

                                                  Why not... a Steak & Gang Bang for me instead? Three girls and one Jeff. Hmmmm
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                                                    • tara
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                      • 489
                                                      #14
                                                      I don't know about the other ladies here, but I give that to my man anyday he wants it! It may not be steak all the time....but I make a mean manicotti. NO holiday needed for that!!

                                                      And Valentines Day is so not important to me. I Can care less if I do anything at all. Don't get me wrong I am very romantic, but I don't need a holiday for it. AND I get gifts ALL the time -LOL

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                                                        • Jakke PNG
                                                          ex-TeenGodFather
                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                          • 20306
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
                                                          March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."
                                                          Crap.. my Birthday is on the 22nd. I think that day should have been nominated as the world-wide steak and BJ day. Then all the men on earth would have me to thank... or something.
                                                          ..and I'm off.

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                                                            • pink_in_the_middle
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 4503
                                                              #16
                                                              When did valentines day just become only for women? LOL
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                                                                • Eric
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2000
                                                                  • 8818
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by tara
                                                                  I don't know about the other ladies here, but I give that to my man anyday he wants it! It may not be steak all the time....but I make a mean manicotti. NO holiday needed for that!!

                                                                  And Valentines Day is so not important to me. I Can care less if I do anything at all. Don't get me wrong I am very romantic, but I don't need a holiday for it. AND I get gifts ALL the time -LOL

                                                                  Lucky guy. I hope he takes advantage of it. I would hate to know that all that effort is going to waste
                                                                  No One

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                                                                    • DarkJedi
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                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                      • 28301
                                                                      #18
                                                                      valentines day is a fake holiday, pulled out of someones ass

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                                                                        • Jakke PNG
                                                                          ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                                          • 20306
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle
                                                                          When did valentines day just become only for women? LOL
                                                                          uuummm.. always? I don't see men getting flowers and pink, heart-shaped chocolate boxes... men are NOT romantic by heart. They (I) don't give a crap about romance.
                                                                          ..and I'm off.

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                                                                            • shawcutie
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                              • 577
                                                                              #20
                                                                              LOL

                                                                              Good try Eric, what does your girlfriend think of this???

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                                                                                • FuqALot
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                  • 3817
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  March 20th is my birthday. That'll be a very long blowjob. :-P.

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                                                                                    • Eric
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Dec 2000
                                                                                      • 8818
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by shawcutie
                                                                                      LOL

                                                                                      Good try Eric, what does your girlfriend think of this???

                                                                                      They all think it is great. As long as on Feb 14th they get Chocolate covered Strawberries and at least an hour long tongue lashing. Which I am more than happy to oblige there.
                                                                                      No One

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                                                                                        • Cheshire
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                          • 5738
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I'll trade in my Strawberries for an extra hour of chocolate~covered tongue lashings


                                                                                          just a little bit naughty

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                                                                                            • pink_in_the_middle
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                              • 4503
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by TeenGodFather

                                                                                              uuummm.. always? I don't see men getting flowers and pink, heart-shaped chocolate boxes... men are NOT romantic by heart. They (I) don't give a crap about romance.
                                                                                              Well I don't give my man flowers but he gets cologne,a new watch etc... men things lol
                                                                                              Some men are very romantic You should see what he plans for us on Valentines Day
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                                                                                                • Morgan
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                                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                                  • 10520
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  I get the Rib Eye, she can have the tube steak!
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                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                      • 67369
                                                                                                      #26
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                                                                                                        • tara
                                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                                                          • 489
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Cheshire
                                                                                                          I'll trade in my Strawberries for an extra hour of chocolate~covered tongue lashings


                                                                                                          ME too!

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                                                                                                            • Jakke PNG
                                                                                                              ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                                                              • Nov 2001
                                                                                                              • 20306
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

                                                                                                              You should see what he plans for us on Valentines Day
                                                                                                              He does it to please you. I bet my toenail clippings on it.
                                                                                                              ..and I'm off.

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                                                                                                                • tara
                                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                  • 489
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes



                                                                                                                  They all think it is great. As long as on Feb 14th they get Chocolate covered Strawberries and at least an hour long tongue lashing. Which I am more than happy to oblige there.

                                                                                                                  "THEY ALL" Damn boy you must be tired by the end of that day! LOL

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                                                                                                                    • Jade
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                      • 329
                                                                                                                      #30
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                                                                                                                        • stanton
                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                          • 2640
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          i like that~!

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                                                                                                                            • Eric
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Dec 2000
                                                                                                                              • 8818
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              We are getting close to this magical date. So I just don't want all you ladies forgetting to take care of your men. If you don't have a man. Just pick one that you think would enjoy a Steak and a BJ... I doubt you will find a man that will turn you down.
                                                                                                                              No One

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                                                                                                                                • Jer
                                                                                                                                  God is Brazilian
                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 10601
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  I'll be 3000km (1600 miles) away from my girlfriend -- as I'm right now.

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                                                                                                                                    • KrazieSweets
                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 1060
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      o yeah i did not forget about this very special holiday..already got thet covered for my dude

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                                                                                                                                        • revbuddylove
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 402
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Every day is steak and blow job day at my house.
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                                                                                                                                            • Tala
                                                                                                                                              Fucked if I know
                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 23368
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              He gets a steak and blowjob...and since I bought him a nice antique rifle for Valentine's Day, he doesn't get anything else.

                                                                                                                                              Except a massage. I spoil him too much.


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                                                                                                                                                • maxjohan
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                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 7219
                                                                                                                                                  #37
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                                                                                                                                                    • Cheshire
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 5738
                                                                                                                                                      #38
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                                                                                                                                                      just a little bit naughty

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                                                                                                                                                        • DirkPitt
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                                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                          • 357
                                                                                                                                                          #39
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                                                                                                                                                            • DrewKole
                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                              • 5193
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
                                                                                                                                                              Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

                                                                                                                                                              Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Or just don't care! Which is why a new holiday has been created.

                                                                                                                                                              March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."

                                                                                                                                                              Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

                                                                                                                                                              The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
                                                                                                                                                              I'll take mine medium rare, and watch the teeth this time Eric

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                                                                                                                                                                • SleazyDream
                                                                                                                                                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                  • 41470
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Cheshire
                                                                                                                                                                  So I can't give a steak and BJ for Valentine's day??


                                                                                                                                                                  Damn, now what am I gonna do
                                                                                                                                                                  will you be my valentine?
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Paul Markham
                                                                                                                                                                      Too old to care
                                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                                                      • 52942
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by revbuddylove
                                                                                                                                                                      Every day is steak and blow job day at my house.
                                                                                                                                                                      I dont get steak every day, other than that we live in a similar house.



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