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I feel better now.

quoting you feels even better.

pop pop pop, before the first page has even loaded. hehe

Is that what's causing the fucking problem my pop's hmmm. If I aint a drunken whores brother. I'm sewnding these people to the wrong fucking page

Dude, getting webmasters to push you at first isn't easy. It's hard work, and you have to bend over backwards to help them out.

If they don't make money, you don't make money. Do everything you can to ensure that your webmasters can and are making money.

The competition is high, there are hundreds of other programs for them to join. Give them a reason to push you...

bukkake

ya thats alot of pop ups

You know what's wrong with the site? You're saying its the #1 amateur site on the net, but it doesn't look amateur at all. It looks like every professionally designed site out there. There no edge to grab the surfer. Nothing to tease him and get him excited.

Plus the domain name is weak for an amateur site.

The formula isn't put up a 4 page pro tour and get loads of signups. What the fuck. You have to really be a guerilla marketer and do wild and crazy to get the surfers attention.

Make the fucking site look amateur as hell and it will work way better.

Like what we give up most of the cash what is the base pay to get a few good guys on board. We have a large cash program we are building. But before we spend the cash on another cash program what do we need to offer the webmaster. It's $34.95 to join the site and they get 65% of the revenues and 15% on the referral. Look at http://www.XXXclusiveCash.com. I even made content for them with galleries.

Am I missing something else.

Does Aria still sell?
I'm pretty sick of seeing her as a big part of every tour, don't know what others think tho.

lots of pops, people just start closing windows immediately out of fear thier desktop is being taken over.

you have some misspellings and banners on the index leading out of the site and some of the tour pages could be a little more visually exciting, lots of empty space.

just my

Yeh.

Recruitment.

You think people care about some page listing a bunch of features? Hell no. They want to know you and talk to you. They have questions.

You need to recruit.

well just from the splash page...........i see the domain name XXXclusive girls, so the sell is 'exclusive' - what I see are two models, Aria Giovanni and a blonde, both Matrix Content photos probably seen by every surfer on the planet over a thousand times. I also see the word 'Amateur' featured alot - both girls are about as far from what a surfer looking for 'amateur' as you can get.

take a look at some 'amateur' and 'exclusive' site that do convert and see what they are doing and your site isn't.

and this isn't a plug to buy exclusive amateur content - there are a whole bunch of people you can get really good licensed content for that site from including guys like Paul Markham and Unseen who post here all the time.

take a look at Donovan's site

http://www.nakedcollegegirls.tv

and

http://www.teenflood.com

wow, 2 pops on enter, and one more when I clicked the tour button... and like KRL says, you say it's an amateur site and everyone knows Aria is not an amateur.

One thing I hate is that we know this. Everything you guy's are saying. And we said it before Now why in the hell we're we able to convert it before and not convert it now? And you just told us the answer to that. It's time to give this site a face lift. A big Fucking change, I need those members back again. It's the only site out of 75 that I work wit I can't fucking convert. I think the real reason is called stubborn. Not wanting to admit it. Now I do admit it, and you guys are fucking right. I need to fix this site. Get it rocking again.

Who's the Fucking designer around these parts. Let me know I need some fucking graphics done.

splish splash~*

Pops on the webmaster preview of the content?!?! Looks more like you are trying to convert from there as well. Why have the preview thumbs linked to larger pics?! Why are you popup crazy? THAT mindset won't get you anywhere. Especially popping on the very people you'd like to promote you.

Hey man. When you fucking get your new fucking graphics done, do yourself a fucking favor and dump that boring fucking blonde you have on the fucking frontend next to Aria. She looks like she should be fucking selling women's underwear, not fucking porn. See my fucking point? It's fucking boring to look at. The fucking average surfer would fucking say "fuck this" and fucking back the fuck out before you fucking had a chance to fucking sell them.

The fucking splash page fucking sells 90% of your fucking memberships. It's your fucking point of fucking sale. Throw your best fucking girls on the table if you wanna fucking convert. Just leave some fucking cookies in the cookie jar so you retain too. Get my fucking meaning?

Couldn't have said it much better myself. WTF is so "exclusive" about Aria Giovanni? Also, this is a splash page that looks like a zillion other forgettable splash pages. I'd rather see a homemade (but basically competent) splash page and tour with a style of its own than one using all the standard design tricks and looks like a turnkey site of some sort.

What I just said in my prior post.

It's like an ugly copy of a cookie cutter tour.

Ugly tour + old pics that I've 1000 times + pop ups = ni fuckin' sales. And that aint rocket science.

Change your tour dude, and only pop if they don't want to buy.


Gimmie $1600 and I'll redo the tour for you.

there's your answer....

Damn you Mother Fuckers are on point. The history of this site is funny. It's the first site we owned. A few years old I was just curious if you guys really knew your stuff. I put every situation in your way and you guys responded well. Now I know who a the real players are on the board. Who I will do business with. You guys do know your shit. I thought this board was a bunch of untalented pukes. I was wrong sorry.

Mayby it has something to do with that your site is SLOW AS HELL and before I finished the tour there was 3 popups.
Move your site away from cogent