This is how easy it is to ruin your reputation !

A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.

"Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence?
Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. Piled it for months.
But do they call me McGregor-the-Fence-Builder?
Nooo.."

Then the old man gestured at the bar.

"Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is?
I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labor, for eight days.
But do they call me McGregor-the-Bar-builder?
Nooo..."

Then the old man points out the window.

"Eh, Laddy, look out to sea. Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see?
I built that pier with the sweat off me back.
I nailed it board by board.
But do they call me McGregor-the-Pier-Builder?
Nooo..."

Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention.

"But ya fuck one goat . . . "



(can i be a PG4L member now ?)


Blacks on Blondes - F***cking awesome Moneymaker