my g/f just shit on me!!!

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  • PornBroker
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2002
    • 686
    #51
    thanks for the info.....
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      • Yassi
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2002
        • 136
        #52
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          • fletcher
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2003
            • 698
            #53
            I think the best part about this story is he immediately got on here to tell everyone.
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              • greedinc
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2002
                • 245
                #54
                hahaha, all of this has reminded me of a certain immigrant...
                http://www.dirtysanchezthemovie.com/movie.html

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                  • NoCarrier
                    We need more free porn
                    • Mar 2002
                    • 16356
                    #55
                    Originally posted by mongoose403
                    what the would cause this...

                    I was fucking her, she was on top riding my cock and going faster and faster all of a sudden my dick popped out of her pussy and poked her in the ass (we never do anal) she screamed out loud in SERIOUS ASS PAIN! I dont want to ever here screaming like that again. And anyways I went to the bathroom to take a piss and noticed a shit smell, I checked and found a quarter-sized puddle of shit on my abs...

                    what the fuck is up with that?
                    Impossible. Girls do not shit. Just watch porn movies. It's all clean.

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                      • robfantasy
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 6445
                        #56
                        Originally posted by mongoose403
                        what the would cause this...

                        I was fucking her, she was on top riding my cock and going faster and faster all of a sudden my dick popped out of her pussy and poked her in the ass (we never do anal) she screamed out loud in SERIOUS ASS PAIN! I dont want to ever here screaming like that again. And anyways I went to the bathroom to take a piss and noticed a shit smell, I checked and found a quarter-sized puddle of shit on my abs...

                        what the fuck is up with that?
                        mongoose you are a sick fuck
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                          • kmanrox
                            aka K-Man
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 29295
                            #57
                            this thread makes my bowels tickle....

                            and my dick hard
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                              • imJason
                                Confirmed User
                                • Sep 2002
                                • 1215
                                #58
                                I do anal with my g/f about every month or so, just to remind her whose the boss,

                                I think next time I get the urge im gonna ask her to take a big shit on me,

                                thanks dude
                                IM Jason

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                                  • Jakke PNG
                                    ex-TeenGodFather
                                    • Nov 2001
                                    • 20306
                                    #59
                                    Originally posted by kmanrox
                                    this thread makes my bowels tickle....

                                    and my dick hard
                                    You too?
                                    ..and I'm off.

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                                      • michel
                                        TheHun's Yellow Pages!
                                        • Mar 2002
                                        • 3420
                                        #60
                                        Originally posted by SleazyDream


                                        I just know from medial books and friends that had that experience. I've never done anal, never even wanted to when asked for it from girlfriends - I always figgured if I was into anal I might as well be gay and not have to deal with women at all.
                                        Having anal sex is not the same as being gay

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                                          • Sarah_Jayne
                                            Now with more Jayne
                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 40077
                                            #61
                                            amazing how little some porn webmasters know about sex.

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