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my g/f just shit on me!!!

01-19-2003, 04:32 PM

what the would cause this...

I was fucking her, she was on top riding my cock and going faster and faster all of a sudden my dick popped out of her pussy and poked her in the ass (we never do anal) she screamed out loud in SERIOUS ASS PAIN! I dont want to ever here screaming like that again. And anyways I went to the bathroom to take a piss and noticed a shit smell, I checked and found a quarter-sized puddle of shit on my abs...

what the fuck is up with that?

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01-19-2003, 04:34 PM

That's fucking sick man
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01-19-2003, 04:35 PM

ahahahhaha thats awesome, can i buy the rights to that story?
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01-19-2003, 04:35 PM

flu?

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01-19-2003, 04:36 PM

The next time this happens, post it on a bulletin board. Oh wait...

LOL, naw man don't worry about it, your girlfriend does that to me all the time.

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01-19-2003, 04:37 PM

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01-19-2003, 04:37 PM

What do you think comes out of there? Rose water?
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01-19-2003, 04:37 PM

A lot of people have tried the dick just slipped in the wrong hole technique before. But I have never heard of sucj immediate punishment.

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01-19-2003, 04:37 PM

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01-19-2003, 04:38 PM

Was it your dog you were fucking or really a girl?
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01-19-2003, 04:39 PM

usually fucking anal that isn't cleaned out first without a condom brings on an infection in your dick.

Basically your dick will get covered in soars and you won't be having sex for a LONG time....

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01-19-2003, 04:40 PM

give her a bukkake bath
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01-19-2003, 04:40 PM

Your full of shit.. That never happend you asshole..
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01-19-2003, 04:41 PM

HAHAH that is some funny shit

to your girl for punishing you so severely and without thought LOL

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01-19-2003, 04:43 PM

this is the funniest story i ever heard
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01-19-2003, 04:44 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream
usually fucking anal that isn't cleaned out first without a condom brings on an infection in your dick.

Basically your dick will get covered in soars and you won't be having sex for a LONG time....

like you would know
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01-19-2003, 04:45 PM

show us some pics
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01-19-2003, 04:47 PM

wouldn't it be "just shat on me"
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01-19-2003, 04:47 PM

Originally posted by mrthumbs

like you would know

I just know from medial books and friends that had that experience. I've never done anal, never even wanted to when asked for it from girlfriends - I always figgured if I was into anal I might as well be gay and not have to deal with women at all.

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01-19-2003, 04:47 PM

thats fucking discusting.... why telling us!?
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01-19-2003, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

I was into anal I might as well be gay and not have to deal with women at all.

Good point sleazy
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01-19-2003, 04:48 PM

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01-19-2003, 04:53 PM

Why would anyone in their right mind do anal with a nice warm pussy just an inch away?

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01-19-2003, 04:54 PM

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Why would anyone in their right mind do anal with a nice warm pussy just an inch away?

cause some people love to toss shit
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01-19-2003, 04:56 PM

Originally posted by mongoose403
what the would cause this...

I was fucking her, she was on top riding my cock and going faster and faster all of a sudden my dick popped out of her pussy and poked her in the ass (we never do anal) she screamed out loud in SERIOUS ASS PAIN! I dont want to ever here screaming like that again. And anyways I went to the bathroom to take a piss and noticed a shit smell, I checked and found a quarter-sized puddle of shit on my abs...

what the fuck is up with that?

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01-19-2003, 04:56 PM

Anal is not for faggots only.

I am cowering on single idea to fuck a guy but I still adore to fuck tight ass. Nothing can squeeze your cock like ass...

And yes, shit happens

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01-19-2003, 04:58 PM

This is why god invented the enema!
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01-19-2003, 05:00 PM

Originally posted by stanton
anal is for faggots and archers

Tell that to Seymore Butts.

Straight guys dont like anal? Go to any porn video store and they will usually have a large anal section and anal mags cuz it sells.

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01-19-2003, 05:00 PM

damn that has to suck.. lmao

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01-19-2003, 05:01 PM

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01-19-2003, 05:01 PM

Originally posted by Marcus

Tell that to Seymore Butts.

Straight guys dont like anal? Go to any porn video store and they will usually have a large anal section and anal mags cuz it sells.

Last year I made pretty good money selling anal debutants and anal passions - 2 straight anal sites.

straight folks doing anal? Is that some new niche?

Get outta here.
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01-19-2003, 05:04 PM

Originally posted by juicylinks
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01-19-2003, 06:58 PM

You should send that story to Playboy&copy

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01-19-2003, 07:01 PM

Was there any corn?

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01-19-2003, 07:08 PM

Sorry. This story is completely made up.

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01-19-2003, 07:09 PM

Sure, say that like it was HER fault right? If she said "yea, let's do anal" than I can see where you could blame her. But that's not the case here, so just take a damn shower and let it go. Talk about "attention whore."

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01-19-2003, 07:15 PM

So you ran from the bathroom directly to the GFY board to let us all know.....

GO wipe yourself off man
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01-19-2003, 07:29 PM

Newbies..
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01-19-2003, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by Sassyass
So you ran from the bathroom directly to the GFY board to let us all know.....

GO wipe yourself off man

I was thinking the same thing

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01-19-2003, 07:42 PM

you dont know what it's like until it's happened to you.... i mean the 'oops i slipped into the wrong place' thing. it hurts SOOOOOOO MUCH... i wanted to kill him ... i think i cried and screamed for 10 minutes.

It's NOT cool
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01-19-2003, 07:45 PM

Originally posted by WallaceW
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I am cowering on single idea to fuck a guy but I still adore to fuck tight ass. Nothing can squeeze your cock like ass...

And yes, shit happens

yeah shit happens and it's gross bleah...

I did enough -girls- up the ass to satisfy my curiousity, one had an 'accident' in the process and REALLY ruined the mood LOL

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01-19-2003, 07:48 PM

gross
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01-19-2003, 07:49 PM

I have yet to try anal sex, but after reading this, I'll stick to jerking off to my anal content on my local harddrive.
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01-19-2003, 07:54 PM

So your girlfriend doesn't do anal and she's incontinent?

Why are you still with her?

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01-19-2003, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by Marcus
wouldn't it be "just shat on me"

yes.

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01-19-2003, 08:02 PM

we take turns with my girl friend

on mondays, wednsdays, fridays and sundays she takes a shit on me

on tuesdays, thursdays and saturdays i take dump on her

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01-19-2003, 08:08 PM

ohhhh YUMMY!

Matthew, how come we never take turns doing that?
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01-19-2003, 08:22 PM

I was into anal I might as well be gay and not have to deal with women at all.

By that logic you wouldnt like getting blowjobs either right?

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01-19-2003, 08:28 PM

Are you sure the shit is hers? Maybe it's yours and when your dick hit her ass hard like that the back pressure squeezed a turd out of your own navel?

Or maybe she shat out a little turd while she was grabbing her ass in pain and then waited until you are about to finish and when you closed your eyes to cum she stuck it on you?

Or maybe it was from a previous session and was stuck to the roof and fell off and landed on you?

All possibilities, all not worth visualizing :P

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01-19-2003, 08:29 PM

too late!
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