most of my fav have been mentioned, but,
Annoying customer: It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!"
Judge Reinhold as Brad Hamilton: Mister, if you don't shut up, I'm going to kick one hundred percent of your ass!
thanks fletch

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