My wife hates it when she gets call like this...
Hey, can you come get me?..... I'm at some emergency room.... no i dont know which hospital.... well look on the caller id.... ok thats the one.... no i dont know how to get here.... well i couldnt see out of the back of the ambulance... shit I gotta go the nurses are coming, just bring me some pants ok?
Needless to say, she was a nervous wreck when she got there
