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  • Murphy
    Registered User
    • Jan 2003
    • 27

    #1

    Yo Mama Snaps

    Got any good yo mama jokes - when you are drunk these are funny as hell.
    Here is my favorite "leave my mom out of this" {grabs crotch} "and I'll leave this out of your mom!"
    30 now, retired by 75
  • Voodoo
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    • Sep 2002
    • 10600

    #2

    "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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    • Murphy
      Registered User
      • Jan 2003
      • 27

      #3
      that chick has no tits at all!
      that can't be your mom
      30 now, retired by 75

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      • wwwcashmountain
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2002
        • 194

        #4
        Your Mama so Fat NASA orbits satellites around her
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        • Greg N
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2002
          • 564

          #5
          http://www.yourmom.com


          Indulge yourself til you puke!



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          • Chong
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2002
            • 1584

            #6

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            • nocostporn
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2002
              • 5228

              #7
              yo mommas got one leg and they call her ihop
              shes got no feet talkin bout "lets go shop for ankle socks"
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              • Greg N
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2002
                • 564

                #8
                Originally posted by Chong

                LMAO

                Is that the worlds strongest midget mob contest?

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                • Chong
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 1584

                  #9
                  it's from the upcoming fox show "MAN VS BEAST" or some shit like that.....only on fox will you find something so retarded.

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                  • stocktrader23
                    Let's do some business.
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 18781

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Chong
                    Holly Shit! Chris Farley came back as a midget!


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                    "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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