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01-15-2003, 03:34 PM

Hello,

Been lurking for a few days and I thought I would make my first post. Thanks for all the useful information.

My user name is the brand name of my favorite flashlight. Really new to this side of the internet business so I will try not to ask to many questions.
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01-15-2003, 03:36 PM

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01-15-2003, 03:37 PM

Useful information? You sure it was this board you've been looking at

Hello and btw.

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01-15-2003, 03:41 PM

Welcome SureFire.. and yes they make a great flashlight.

If you have any questions be sure and ask [Labret] for help.
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01-15-2003, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by SureFire
My user name is the brand name of my favorite flashlight.

You have a favorite flashlight? I always thought a flashlight was a flashlight...

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01-15-2003, 03:43 PM

Hey I'm new here too... Welcome.

This is a fun board.

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01-15-2003, 03:44 PM

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01-15-2003, 04:05 PM

I believe it was useful. In two days I saw how one company made a complete ass of themselves, and I almost join their program. Learned the pros and cons of removing cats fingernails and good laugh over Top Ten Things Porn Producers Want Us To Believe.....

I may be on the wrong board. Flashlights are not just Flashlights?.my favorite is E2 Executive from SureFire. Soon I will be able post something about porn.
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01-15-2003, 04:23 PM

Originally posted by SureFire
Flashlights are not just Flashlights?.my favorite is E2 Executive from SureFire.

Now I know. Thanks.

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01-15-2003, 05:04 PM

BTW, do you know anything about batteries? My digital camera is eating them up like crazy.

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01-15-2003, 05:34 PM

Sorry I offended you. Like I said I am new here and thought I should tell people why I used SureFire as my user name because it seem a little strong to me... I often jog at night and reading about 'stun guns' and how they are ineffective or harmful in sweating hands and rain. The flashlight is more of a defensive weapon. If I ever have to use it, I sure hope I can run fast. Oh, in my car I have MagLite.

As far as batteries, I don't like the rechargeable ones. And I am not too good about sales, so I spend the money. If you have a reseller licenses, you can buy at wholesale.
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01-15-2003, 05:39 PM

HI! If you have less than 1,000 posts on this forum they rip you a new one. They know not gender, educational background, orientation, nor race... to them, everyone deserves to be berated and harassed! Have fun!

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01-15-2003, 05:39 PM

Originally posted by DarkBob
BTW, do you know anything about batteries? My digital camera is eating them up like crazy.

let me guess... its a Nikon digital???

They are the WORST for batt. life.
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01-15-2003, 05:41 PM

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
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01-15-2003, 05:41 PM

Go away! .....Ummm I mean Go Fuck Yourself!

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01-15-2003, 05:44 PM

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01-15-2003, 05:51 PM

I think Anthony Maglica makes a better flashlight.

oh and: http://www.dfilm.com/mm/mm_route.php?id=316442
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01-15-2003, 06:00 PM

Originally posted by pixelminx
HI! If you have less than 1,000 posts on this forum they rip you a new one. They know not gender, educational background, orientation, nor race... to them, everyone deserves to be berated and harassed! Have fun!

Thanks.

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Orientation? straight
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So I have a new goal, get 1000 posts and make some money. I still have to find my niche.
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01-15-2003, 06:00 PM

how old are you? my father was fascinated by everything in a hardware store, but this obsession didn't develop until he was 50.

Do you ever jack off to Home Depot flyers?

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01-15-2003, 06:02 PM

wow, a girl who is fascinated by flashlights.

well there's your niche right there. i can shoot lots of cute girls for you playing with flashlights, masturbating with flashlights, fellating flashlights.

i think it's a winner.

I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!
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01-15-2003, 06:05 PM

Originally posted by SureFire

Thanks.

Female
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Orientation? straight
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So I have a new goal, get 1000 posts and make some money. I still have to find my niche.

Yes, I'm female also. Apparantly if you say so they think you're trying to use your gender to get attention.

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01-15-2003, 06:06 PM

Originally posted by dirtyone
Welcome SureFire.. and yes they make a great flashlight.

If you have any questions be sure and ask [Labret] for help.

Hey Labret, hook me up with everything you know..

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01-15-2003, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by stocktrader23

Hey Labret, hook me up with everything you know..

Did anyone else notice that if you read 'Labret' backwards it sounds like 'terrible'... hummmmmmm

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01-15-2003, 06:17 PM

Originally posted by Mutt
how old are you? my father was fascinated by everything in a hardware store, but this obsession didn't develop until he was 50.

Do you ever jack off to Home Depot flyers?

Not as old as your father. And no to the second question, they sell junk. Since you are giving me a hard time ask me about my favorite knife?
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01-15-2003, 06:23 PM

young girl with flashlight... so slutty.

u like cock or just flashlight for pussy bangbang?
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01-15-2003, 06:25 PM

Well hopefully it would be a Spyderco.

Welcome to the board - and when they realize you've said you're female and start screaming to show your tits, tell 'em to go fuck themselves. ;)

Rule #1 of GFY: Show your tits and you're a whore.
Rule #2 of GFY: Don't show your tits and you're a bitch.

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01-15-2003, 06:26 PM

Originally posted by MonkeyMan

let me guess... its a Nikon digital???

They are the WORST for batt. life.

Actually it's an Olympus digital. I just bought some rechargables, I'm going to see if they last any longer.

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01-15-2003, 06:28 PM

carrie is slutty and bitchy... so show yr tits babee!
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01-15-2003, 06:50 PM

Originally posted by Carrie
Well hopefully it would be a Spyderco.

Welcome to the board - and when they realize you've said you're female and start screaming to show your tits, tell 'em to go fuck themselves. ;)

Rule #1 of GFY: Show your tits and you're a whore.
Rule #2 of GFY: Don't show your tits and you're a bitch.

Can't win either way, so keep 'em wishing!

Hey, I carry a Glock30 or Ruger SP101 depending on my attire, Spyderco Chinoook, SOG BG42 folder. I have a Remington 870 at my reach also.

Flashlights just help out. I've been there.

I told you guys, I was just making my first post. I am not a pussy that you guys can fuck with just saying hello.
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01-15-2003, 07:18 PM

Originally posted by SureFire
I told you guys, I was just making my first post. I am not a pussy that you guys can fuck with just saying hello.

u talk tough for new slutty lady on block! i help u find new niche for porn.coms, me fuck u in bum with yr glock? u have glock bc u need some cock? i think!
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01-15-2003, 07:32 PM

welcome to gofuckyourself

to proof you can stay here you must FUCK YOUR SELF.

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01-15-2003, 07:33 PM

Originally posted by DarkBob

You have a favorite flashlight? I always thought a flashlight was a flashlight...

Apparently, you've never been hit over the head with a Maglight!

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01-15-2003, 07:50 PM

Originally posted by Ho0k-UpS

u talk tough for new slutty lady on block! i help u find new niche for porn.coms, me fuck u in bum with yr glock? u have glock bc u need some cock? i think!

Giving you the benefit of doubt, I would say your English is not so good. Owning a Glock is not a substitute for 'cock'.

BTW, did research and gun owners don't want to see porn with a gun so there goes you plan.
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01-15-2003, 07:58 PM

Hello All,

Hi, my name is Dwayne Somers, and I am the new Account Executive for SexKey, and Mansites. I have been with the company for about 1 month, and I am looking forward to meeting new people and finding a solution where we can all make a profit. I had a great time meeting everyone at the Vegas show.

This note is to let everyone know that SexKey and Mansites have added to their Live Webmaster Support. If you have any questions please feel free to contact us. Our hours are posted on our websites at www.sexkey.com, and www.mansites.com. We can be reached at the following: [email protected] or [email protected]

Thanks,

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01-15-2003, 08:01 PM

Welcome
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01-15-2003, 08:07 PM

Originally posted by AVSDwayne
Hello All,
Thanks,

Dwayne

Um, I thought this was a post about a webmistress chick who likes to get freaky with flashlights and glocks. Where the hell did you come from? You're messing up the vibe, Jack.

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01-15-2003, 08:20 PM

Originally posted by UnseenWorld

Apparently, you've never been hit over the head with a Maglight!

No, not yet anyway.

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01-15-2003, 08:40 PM

Originally posted by AVSDwayne
Hello All,

Hi, my name is Dwayne Somers, and I am the new Account Executive for SexKey, and Mansites. I have been with the company for about 1 month, and I am looking forward to meeting new people and finding a solution where we can all make a profit. I had a great time meeting everyone at the Vegas show.

This note is to let everyone know that SexKey and Mansites have added to their Live Webmaster Support. If you have any questions please feel free to contact us. Our hours are posted on our websites at www.sexkey.com, and www.mansites.com. We can be reached at the following: [email protected] or [email protected]

Thanks,

Dwayne

Funny but stick with the original post. I said hello and thank you. Explained my user name and answered some questions. Sorry if you didn't like my responses. So what if learned how to protect myself, do you prey on females?
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