anyone else feeling postwhorey?
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no
i just feel like a dirty slut
postwhorey would be one step up for me and i don't have that kind of confidence tonightAre you down with Sin?
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imagine that.....Comment
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at least i don't bump old obsolete threads and piss people off
not yet anywaysSpam link hereComment
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knock yourself out
30 now, retired by 75Comment
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usually it's the trolls jobs to do that
have i ever told you guys about my days as a vacuum cleaner salesman?Spam link hereComment
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you are the man...Comment
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hahahahahahahaOriginally posted by sternyduke
http://www.24a69.com
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that job must have suckedOriginally posted by Dildozer
have i ever told you guys about my days as a vacuum cleaner salesman?Are you down with Sin?
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hahahaOriginally posted by Rocky
that job must have sucked
actually i loved it
you get to meet such weird people
it was a great experience for a 20 yrs oldSpam link hereComment
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sorry, i couldn't resist the bad joke
but door-to-door sales is a trip
i used to sell for Fuller Brush when i was about your age or younger
nothing like a few doors slamming in your face to give you perspective in life
but i used to have a smoke after every sale...kind of felt like hot sex on a cold nightAre you down with Sin?
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actually i had leads from telemarketers so the prospects where waiting for me, looking forward to kick my ass.
One time there was this lady that lived in low income residence for welfarians (i didn't know it was for people on welfare, it looked so nice)
Anyway we had to use the vacuum on the prospect's bed to pick up the dead skin (old people wherwe the worst, tons of dead skin in there, like a precursor to the inevitable) and i told her something like this:
Me: I bet you sleep on that side of the bed
Her: how did you know?
Me: 9/10 women sleep on the side closest to the door
Her: how come?
Me: Bathroom or security (heard that from another salesman)
The the old bitch said she didn't need to use the bathroom, lifted her dress and showed me her colostomy bag
fuck i wanted to puke right there
anyway i never made the sale cuz in the end turns out she was on welfare (the damn thing cost $2k)Spam link hereComment
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i'm not sure if i shouldOriginally posted by Dildozer
actually i had leads from telemarketers so the prospects where waiting for me, looking forward to kick my ass.
One time there was this lady that lived in low income residence for welfarians (i didn't know it was for people on welfare, it looked so nice)
Anyway we had to use the vacuum on the prospect's bed to pick up the dead skin (old people wherwe the worst, tons of dead skin in there, like a precursor to the inevitable) and i told her something like this:
Me: I bet you sleep on that side of the bed
Her: how did you know?
Me: 9/10 women sleep on the side closest to the door
Her: how come?
Me: Bathroom or security (heard that from another salesman)
The the old bitch said she didn't need to use the bathroom, lifted her dress and showed me her colostomy bag
fuck i wanted to puke right there
anyway i never made the sale cuz in the end turns out she was on welfare (the damn thing cost $2k)
or 
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Rocky
you sold vacuums you gotta have a few funny anectdotes as well i'm sureSpam link hereComment
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fuck you DILDOZER stay the fuck off my forum you dickass! RET will ban yr ass from hell to back!!!Originally posted by Dildozer
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hahahahaOriginally posted by oNe ToN oF mAyo
fuck you DILDOZER stay the fuck off my forum you dickass! RET will ban yr ass from hell to back!!!
this is becoming a classicSpam link hereComment
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i've sold a lot of things in my life:
buds
household items
televisions
stereos
cameras
refinishing supplies
phones
sex
contemporary art
but i've never sold vacuumsAre you down with Sin?
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ah
still, it makes you hate customers more than anything
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fixedOriginally posted by Dildozer
hahahahahahaha
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man that shit was a classic...
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