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I'm sorry if I cut you or if you wound up in the airport Jail

01-12-2003, 11:27 AM

Seems everyone I gave my business card to got cut by it.

I would like to extend a public apology for that and tell you that I'm truly sorry if I caused you any pain from it.

I'm even more sorry for those people who got arrested at the airport and detained for several days under the new terrorism act because they forgot my business card in their wallet. It was not my intent to have you experience such a thing and I'm sorry about it. Please don't hold it against me.

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01-12-2003, 11:28 AM

ok. apology accepted
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01-12-2003, 11:29 AM

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01-12-2003, 11:30 AM

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01-12-2003, 11:31 AM

Heh, I really want to see this card...

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01-12-2003, 11:33 AM

I guess they were not kidding when they said Sleazy Dream was SHARP !

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01-12-2003, 11:38 AM

they had a big hairy guy search my anal cavity.... thanks Sleazy.

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01-12-2003, 11:38 AM

Damn, I hate that I didn't get detained for having one. I've been carrying it around since Cybernet!

Oh and Sleazy, you need to go ahead and make your reservations to come to Az for the 6-8 of April -- it's Phoenix Forum time again and I KNOW your ass is headed this way!
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01-12-2003, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Damn, I hate that I didn't get detained for having one. I've been carrying it around since Cybernet!

Oh and Sleazy, you need to go ahead and make your reservations to come to Az for the 6-8 of April -- it's Phoenix Forum time again and I KNOW your ass is headed this way!

I assume I'm staying at your place?

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01-12-2003, 11:42 AM

Sleazy! Please post a scan of your soon-to-be-infamous card!

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01-12-2003, 11:43 AM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

I assume I'm staying at your place?

You can if you like, I usually stay at the event hotel so I don't have to drive home tho ;)
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01-12-2003, 11:45 AM

Originally posted by Kimmykim

You can if you like, I usually stay at the event hotel so I don't have to drive home tho ;)

by your place I meant your hotel room........

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01-12-2003, 11:48 AM

How about those of us that weren't actually given your card by you, but were cut when someone else showed it to us at PHB2? Legally, that wouldn't be YOUR fault, it would be the fault of the person that SHOWED it to us........

I'm just trying to clarify the liabilty issues here
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01-12-2003, 11:49 AM

Haha I seriously considered taking it out of my wallet and pitching it when I was going through security. That thing is a lethal weapon!

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01-12-2003, 11:59 AM

Your appology will not bring back my fingers Sleazy....

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01-12-2003, 12:08 PM

(sigh) I'm never gonna get to see this card, but I'm getting a good idea of what it might be...

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01-12-2003, 12:12 PM

you might can find it on ebay..its that damn rare

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01-12-2003, 12:32 PM

Originally posted by p1mpdogg
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I second that

Sleazy, the party was AWESOME! And your business card is cool.

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01-12-2003, 02:43 PM

No prob...I only had to get 5 stiches in my index finger after reaching in my pocket for my cash

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01-12-2003, 04:23 PM

Your card was probably the best thing handed out at internext...Besides the foam boobs and the keychain vibrator.
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01-12-2003, 04:48 PM

I WANNA SEE IY

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01-12-2003, 04:51 PM

was it made out of sheet metal? that you cut yourself with tin snips? lol
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01-12-2003, 05:10 PM

Sleazy that was the best damn biz card I ever saw in my life...LOL

That must have cost a pretty penny.

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01-12-2003, 06:57 PM

Sleazy.... I had so much trouble bringing your card into Canada after the November show, I decided to leave it at home in January.

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01-12-2003, 09:27 PM

Can someone at least describe the card for those of us not elite enough to be injured by one?
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01-13-2003, 12:20 AM

Damn cool card.. but I got through 3 flights (2 international) before security on the fourth (domestic) flight finally dragged me off to a portacabin for a cavity search.. ;)
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01-13-2003, 12:29 AM

lol

i got ur card second hand and got cut first hand by it.

smell a lawsuit comin on

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01-13-2003, 09:32 AM

it was awesome advertising - I'd meet people I've never sceen before and they'd ask me for one of my cards cause they had heard about it.

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01-13-2003, 09:43 AM

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
they had a big hairy guy search my anal cavity.... thanks Sleazy.

You know you enjoyed it.
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01-13-2003, 11:05 AM

Originally posted by Rich
Can someone at least describe the card for those of us not elite enough to be injured by one?

pretty please?
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01-13-2003, 11:07 AM

I melted mine and made a thimble.

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01-13-2003, 11:09 AM

hmmm...maybe i better rethink my new business card

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01-13-2003, 11:10 AM

Originally posted by Cheshire
I melted mine and made a thimble.

cheshire babe, you're soo damn hot it melted when you touched it.

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01-13-2003, 11:19 AM

Originally posted by shermsshack
Your card was probably the best thing handed out at internext...Besides the foam boobs and the keychain vibrator.

LMFAO they searched through my suitcases because of that vibrator and the other one that they were handing out!

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01-13-2003, 12:10 PM

this business card has more hype than tickle me furby 64
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01-14-2003, 05:28 PM

Fortunately, I drove, so I did not suffer the airport problem. Unfortunately, I forgot the card was in my glove compartment. I reached in to get a flashlight at night and cut myself. Blood everywhere. They had to call an ambulance. I was carried into emergency...don't remember much...passed out from loss of blood. It took 69 stitches. Anyway, to make a long story short, I finally made it home. Now I can't remember where the card is. I know I carefully removed it from my vehicle and put it somewhere in my house, but I was on so many painkillers (the stitches, you know) that I cannot recall where I put the damn thing. I am going to have to be extra careful putting my hands into drawers and other similar places where I maight have put it. It is a dangerous card. But it's kinda cool :-)

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01-14-2003, 05:32 PM

whats teh card?
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01-14-2003, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by Zilla
Fortunately, I drove, so I did not suffer the airport problem. Unfortunately, I forgot the card was in my glove compartment. I reached in to get a flashlight at night and cut myself. Blood everywhere. They had to call an ambulance. I was carried into emergency...don't remember much...passed out from loss of blood. It took 69 stitches. Anyway, to make a long story short, I finally made it home. Now I can't remember where the card is. I know I carefully removed it from my vehicle and put it somewhere in my house, but I was on so many painkillers (the stitches, you know) that I cannot recall where I put the damn thing. I am going to have to be extra careful putting my hands into drawers and other similar places where I maight have put it. It is a dangerous card. But it's kinda cool :-)

If your still looking for the card you should ask Nelvac - I here he is very fast at getting back to people
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01-14-2003, 06:26 PM

Thansk Sleazy I melted mine down for the Platinum, and I invested the 250Us $ in the nearest Slot machine

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