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If women could have their own penis for ONE day...

01-11-2003, 05:04 PM

To all the women on the board... and I'm not sure there are too many. But, in order of first choice to last, what would u do with a penis if you had one for just a day?

I know i would :

-Piss everywhere! walking down the street and i gotta piss?! no PROBLEM, whip out my cock and piss in a corner somewhere. I envy that guys can do that. You guys have no idea how annoying it is to squat in -30 weather and make sure you dont piss on yourself or your clothes.

-Masturbate. Like, just look at naughty photos and feel my cock get hard. I would love to feel it grow. And then I'd masturbate for like 4 hours.

-A good fucking. A few of them actually.

-A blow job.

-Try fucking one of those fake pornstar pussy things.

-Try sucking my own cock

I think that's about it. Any other ideas I missed?

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01-11-2003, 05:12 PM

who would you get a bj from? A man or a woman?

or maybe a man/woman

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01-11-2003, 05:13 PM

hahha i never thought of that

hmm... woman first then man.. and i'd fuck both
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01-11-2003, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by Brat
hahha i never thought of that

hmm... woman first then man.. and i'd fuck both

i'd rather have a woman

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01-11-2003, 05:15 PM

Tamara where in Canada are you? wait and troll hehe

but I think you've covered the penis wants!

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01-11-2003, 05:18 PM

Hey Missbear,

I'm in Quebec Are you in Canada? If so, where?
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01-11-2003, 05:18 PM

Originally posted by Brat
You guys have no idea how annoying it is to squat in -30 weather and make sure you dont piss on yourself or your clothes.

At least you have nothing dangling!

Just make sure(if your wish cums true) you don't piss against the wind

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01-11-2003, 05:21 PM

yes Brat, I'm in good ole' Alberta.

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01-11-2003, 05:23 PM

we have nothing dangling no but at least with a penis you can somewhat control the direction.

When i pulled down my pants in winter to take a piss in some dark alley (and i have done this a few times due to drinking a LITTLE too much beer, you all know the 'i need to piss NOW because i'm drunk' feeling) anyways, so picture this, squating, holding my pants forward and trying to keep my balance. all this and trying very hard to piss in the direction where it DOES NOT hit my shoes. This is not comfortable at all I want a penis mostly for pissing purposes.
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01-11-2003, 05:24 PM

How's the weather in Alberta? I've never been further than Toronto. I'm pathetic.
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01-11-2003, 05:27 PM

Originally posted by Brat
we have nothing dangling no but at least with a penis you can somewhat control the direction.

When i pulled down my pants in winter to take a piss in some dark alley (and i have done this a few times due to drinking a LITTLE too much beer, you all know the 'i need to piss NOW because i'm drunk' feeling) anyways, so picture this, squating, holding my pants forward and trying to keep my balance. all this and trying very hard to piss in the direction where it DOES NOT hit my shoes. This is not comfortable at all I want a penis mostly for pissing purposes.

LoL, I know this feeling! it always runs in the direction of where your feet are. :p

Actually it's just gotten cold here the past 2 days. And in Quebec? hehe, not to worry, I've only been to Quebec once and I was a lil one.

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01-11-2003, 05:28 PM

Originally posted by MissBear
yes Brat, I'm in good ole' Alberta.

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01-11-2003, 05:30 PM

Be like a tranny for a day? No thanks
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01-11-2003, 05:30 PM

Originally posted by Brat
we have nothing dangling no but at least with a penis you can somewhat control the direction.

When i pulled down my pants in winter to take a piss in some dark alley (and i have done this a few times due to drinking a LITTLE too much beer, you all know the 'i need to piss NOW because i'm drunk' feeling) anyways, so picture this, squating, holding my pants forward and trying to keep my balance. all this and trying very hard to piss in the direction where it DOES NOT hit my shoes. This is not comfortable at all I want a penis mostly for pissing purposes.

A little while ago they were tryiing to sell basically a straw so women could piss while standing...for hygenic reasons. Don't know what it was called or if it was successfulll. I will see what I can find

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01-11-2003, 05:31 PM

It's COLD!!!! I'm scared to go out. It's got to be just as cold in my house though.

It's -15 without the windchill, so you can just imagine. I just want to hibernate until spring. Cuddle up in my bed and sleep. Wake up occasionally to shower/eat/use the washroom/sex and then go back to sleep. those are the basic necessities! hehe
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01-11-2003, 05:32 PM

Along with that list, I would perform anal sex, to see what all the hype is about, and try out a glory-hole

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01-11-2003, 05:33 PM

Troll I heard about that! I'm gonna look around for it also. I think it would kind of freak out my friends though. Constantly carrying around this long tube with me.
'Oh hold on guys i gotta piss through my long straw here.'
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01-11-2003, 05:33 PM

i saw a woman squatting in an alley way once... the splash of her urine on the ground aroused me beyond belief, so i popped her sphincter open
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01-11-2003, 05:33 PM

Want mine? I will sell it to you for 5 dollars per inch...

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01-11-2003, 05:34 PM

Originally posted by Brat
we have nothing dangling no but at least with a penis you can somewhat control the direction.

When i pulled down my pants in winter to take a piss in some dark alley (and i have done this a few times due to drinking a LITTLE too much beer, you all know the 'i need to piss NOW because i'm drunk' feeling) anyways, so picture this, squating, holding my pants forward and trying to keep my balance. all this and trying very hard to piss in the direction where it DOES NOT hit my shoes. This is not comfortable at all I want a penis mostly for pissing purposes.

try THIS

and HERE

Just search on google...I couldn't find the one I seen a while ago..but they are out there

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01-11-2003, 05:34 PM

Zoe
anal sex. DEFINITELY!! I want to see what the big deal is. The tightness everyone talks about. hehe. I'd obviously try other little things too. Titty fucking, facials, cumming in a girls mouth....etc.
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01-11-2003, 05:35 PM

Originally posted by Pipecrew
Want mine? I will sell it to you for 5 dollars per inch...

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You could at least exagerate!

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01-11-2003, 05:36 PM

Originally posted by Brat
Troll I heard about that! I'm gonna look around for it also. I think it would kind of freak out my friends though. Constantly carrying around this long tube with me.
'Oh hold on guys i gotta piss through my long straw here.'

you beat me to it

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01-11-2003, 05:36 PM

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Zoe
anal sex. DEFINITELY!! I want to see what the big deal is. The tightness everyone talks about. hehe. I'd obviously try other little things too. Titty fucking, facials, cumming in a girls mouth....etc.

are you fat?
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01-11-2003, 05:37 PM

LoL! That was great, see the animation of the chicka writing her name in the snow? LoL! We definately forgot that one!

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01-11-2003, 05:38 PM

Originally posted by Pipecrew
Want mine? I will sell it to you for 5 dollars per inch...

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I don't recommend selling a fully erect penis.

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01-11-2003, 05:38 PM

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How's the weather in Alberta? I've never been further than Toronto. I'm pathetic.

You should come back to Toronto and visit! You sound interesting.. I'm not giving you a blowjob though. :P

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01-11-2003, 05:38 PM

Originally posted by Pipecrew

are you fat?

Last time I checked I wasnt...

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01-11-2003, 05:39 PM

Pipecrew... about 573lbs..

what the fuck does that have to do with anything?

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01-11-2003, 05:40 PM

Originally posted by Zoe_Zoebaboe

Last time I checked I wasnt...

Not at all, you're sexy.

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01-11-2003, 05:41 PM

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Not at all, you're sexy.

aww, thank ya

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01-11-2003, 05:41 PM

Nysus,

awww.. not even a little one?! Last time I went to Toronto was mid-November 02 with my boyfriend and what a horrible experience. Everything that could have gone wrong, DID. I've given your city the benefit of the doubt many times. It never did come through for me!
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01-11-2003, 05:42 PM

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Pipecrew... about 573lbs..

what the fuck does that have to do with anything?

Troll, great sites

I was surprised I found anything relivant...I searched for "women pee standing" got a few fetish sites in the mix

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01-11-2003, 05:55 PM

Originally posted by cherrylula
Be like a tranny for a day? No thanks

I completely agree. The only way I'd want to have a penis for a day would be if someone wanted to pay me to do it. Otherwise you can forget it.

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01-12-2003, 04:47 PM

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