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  • greentea
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    • Mar 2002
    • 6580

    #1

    Help! I think I knocked up a hooker! -->

    What would be the best way to kill myself?
    blunts
  • PaulSweet
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 1094

    #2
    I hear death by spam is fun.

    PG4L!
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    • yys
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2001
      • 1922

      #3
      Slash your wrist from one side to the other

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      • Fletch XXX
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        • Jan 2002
        • 60840

        #4
        Originally posted by yys
        Slash your wrist from one side to the other
        wrong

        horizontal.

        I pointed this out days ago.

        ;)

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        • Beastiepoo
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2002
          • 1971

          #5
          Get a load of tanked up naked girls to pile up on you in Vegas until you suffocate. At least that way you'll go out getting some ass.
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          • ldinternet
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2001
            • 8245

            #6
            Put a pencil up your nostril and bang down on a table.

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            • quiet
              we'll miss you our friend. RIP
              • Sep 2001
              • 25115

              #7
              purchase a quick ass motor bike, remove all of your clothes, take it up to 160... and cross into the oncoming path of a semi.
              we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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              • greentea
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2002
                • 6580

                #8
                maybe a good hanging
                blunts

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                • greentea
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 6580

                  #9
                  Originally posted by quiet
                  purchase a quick ass motor bike, remove all of your clothes, take it up to 160... and cross into the oncoming path of a semi.

                  to extreme
                  blunts

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                  • evildick

                    #10
                    Make a small incision in your stomach.
                    Pull out your intestines.
                    Hang yourself with the intestines.
                    A cryptic suicide note about aliens might be a nice touch.

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                    • RedShoe
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                      • Feb 2001
                      • 14831

                      #11
                      Originally posted by greentea
                      What would be the best way to kill myself?
                      why kill yourself? Marry her, raise the child. Having baby redshoe has changed my life, and soon I discoverd that this "rock thing" was true, that Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil. And that Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a profet, and all of a sudden I found myself in love with the world, and so there was only one thing that I wanted to do. And that was to dinga dang dong, my dang long ling long.

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                      • Gutterboy
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 4751

                        #12
                        Originally posted by quiet
                        purchase a quick ass motor bike, remove all of your clothes, take it up to 160... and cross into the oncoming path of a semi.
                        That would make a sweet movie clip.

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                        • yys
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 1922

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Fletch XXX


                          wrong

                          horizontal.

                          I pointed this out days ago.

                          ;)

                          heheh

                          I was just foolin with him. I knew that already although I didn't see your post about it. Some friends and I were talking the other day about this screwed up bitch we knew from back in the day. She tried to kill herself this way twice; it didn't work for her either time.

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                          • PaulSweet
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2002
                            • 1094

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Fletch XXX


                            wrong

                            horizontal.

                            I pointed this out days ago.

                            ;)

                            When you're right you're right!

                            PG4L!
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                            • dirtyone
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 3706

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Fletch XXX


                              wrong

                              horizontal.

                              I pointed this out days ago.

                              ;)
                              If it's worth doing then do it right.

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                              • Sassyass
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 1101

                                #16
                                Wake up next to this guy

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                                • NetBabe
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 348

                                  #17
                                  Death by auto-erotic asphyxiation.
                                  NetBabe

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                                  • yys
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2001
                                    • 1922

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Sassyass
                                    Wake up next to this guy

                                    Damn, must be hard for that guy to jerk well surfing porn. What would he hold his gut up with?

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                                    • Beastiepoo
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 1971

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by NetBabe
                                      Death by auto-erotic asphyxiation.
                                      Isn't that what I said - sortof?
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                                      • vegasdude
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2001
                                        • 3649

                                        #20
                                        marry a hitbot!
                                        Did you fucking talk to me??!
                                        Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

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                                        • NetBabe
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 348

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Beastiepoo


                                          Isn't that what I said - sortof?
                                          sort of ... but not really.
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                                          • galleriesx
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 108

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Mr.Andersen
                                            best way : shotgun / rifle inside mouth , make sure it points straight upward, pull trigger

                                            messy but effective, and very low % of survival
                                            One of my friend did that... and your statistics are confirmed.

                                            Guess why.... because his girlfriend dropped him !

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                                            • pixelminx
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 522

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Fletch XXX


                                              wrong

                                              horizontal.

                                              I pointed this out days ago.

                                              ;)
                                              I think you ment to say 'vertical'.
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                                              • Jakke PNG
                                                ex-TeenGodFather
                                                • Nov 2001
                                                • 20306

                                                #24
                                                Get some of your friends to do gay snuff porn. Volunteer.
                                                ..and I'm off.

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                                                • greentea
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                  • 6580

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by ldinternet
                                                  Put a pencil up your nostril and bang down on a table.
                                                  ouch
                                                  blunts

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                                                  • Gutterboy
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                    • 4751

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by galleriesx


                                                    One of my friend did that... and your statistics are confirmed.

                                                    Guess why.... because his girlfriend dropped him !
                                                    I had a friend do the same thing for the same damn reason, only he aimed the shotgun at his chest.

                                                    He was 16 at the time.

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                                                    • quiet
                                                      we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                                      • Sep 2001
                                                      • 25115

                                                      #27
                                                      about 10 years ago my cousin blew his head off with a 357. there was a search party looking for him (he lived in the country) and it was my dad who found him. pretty fucked up. he was 18.
                                                      we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                      • NetBabe
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                        • 348

                                                        #28
                                                        Okay no more jokes.

                                                        Here is the number:

                                                        976-KILL-ME

                                                        I am depressed now.
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                                                        • tree
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                          • 1601

                                                          #29
                                                          i kill you 15$ paypal

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                                                          • Fletch XXX
                                                            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                            • 60840

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by pixelminx


                                                            I think you ment to say 'vertical'.
                                                            No.

                                                            To slice vertically, would imply that the person holds his arm at a right angle in front of him and slices downward as his arm should be vertical to achieve a 'vertical' slice.

                                                            A horizontal slice, simply implies horizontally in proportion to the body, meaning not 'side to side' as quoted above, but downward. Position vs the line or 'horizon' of the body, thus 'horizontal' is applied.

                                                            So although similar in definition, vertical and horizontal are not the same.

                                                            If a horozontal line is at right angle of a vertical line, its not vertical, its horizontal along the plane.

                                                            Simple math teaches us so.

                                                            Get off my tail.

                                                            Last edited by Fletch XXX; 01-03-2003, 05:23 PM.

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                                                            • NoCarrier
                                                              We need more free porn
                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                              • 16356

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by ldinternet
                                                              Put a pencil up your nostril and bang down on a table.
                                                              I can feel the pain, especially if you survive.

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                                                              • Jakke PNG
                                                                ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                • Nov 2001
                                                                • 20306

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by NoCarrier


                                                                I can feel the pain, especially if you survive.
                                                                Been there, done that.. or what?
                                                                ..and I'm off.

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                                                                • Beastiepoo
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                  • 1971

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Fletch XXX


                                                                  No.

                                                                  To slice vertically, would imply that the person holds his arm at a right angle in front of him and slices downward as his arm should be vertical to achieve a 'vertical' slice.

                                                                  A horizontal slice, simply implies horizontally in proportion to the body, meaning not 'side to side' as quoted above, but downward. Position vs the line or 'horizon' of the body, thus 'horizontal' is applied.

                                                                  So although similar in definition, vertical and horizontal are not the same.

                                                                  If a horozontal line is at right angle of a vertical line, its not vertical, its horizontal along the plane.

                                                                  Simple math teaches us so.

                                                                  Get off my tail.

                                                                  Fletch XXX - I know exactly what you are talking about but for some reason, reading your explanation made me crosseyed.
                                                                  Dammit! My timing SUCKS!
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                                                                  • Squishy
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                                    • 1809

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I've always been a big fan of the 'ol dryer vent hose from the exhaust pipe into the window. I've killed myself dozens of times, and this one is the best.

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                                                                    • NoCarrier
                                                                      We need more free porn
                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                      • 16356

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by TeenGodFather


                                                                      Been there, done that.. or what?
                                                                      Yeah.

                                                                      Reminds me of that serial killer in the movie "Dead Zone". He knows he's going to get caught, you can see him in the bathroom, where he put open scissors on the sink, then with his arms behind his head. He is going to swing and aim his eyes on the scissors.

                                                                      Interesting suicide.

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                                                                      • pixelminx
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                        • 522

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Fletch XXX


                                                                        No.

                                                                        To slice vertically, would imply that the person holds his arm at a right angle in front of him and slices downward as his arm should be vertical to achieve a 'vertical' slice.

                                                                        A horizontal slice, simply implies horizontally in proportion to the body, meaning not 'side to side' as quoted above, but downward. Position vs the line or 'horizon' of the body, thus 'horizontal' is applied.

                                                                        So although similar in definition, vertical and horizontal are not the same.

                                                                        If a horozontal line is at right angle of a vertical line, its not vertical, its horizontal along the plane.

                                                                        Simple math teaches us so.

                                                                        Get off my tail.

                                                                        You arm is usually hanging down at your side or straight up to give me the finger. Right? If I were going to slice my wrist my arm would be bent at the elbow with fingers pointing up. I would then slice from wrist DOWN, VERTICALLY.

                                                                        . . . . . . . . <-- Horz.

                                                                        .
                                                                        .
                                                                        .
                                                                        .
                                                                        .
                                                                        .
                                                                        . <-- Vert.

                                                                        Right?

                                                                        Ok, I'm off your tail now.
                                                                        Last edited by pixelminx; 01-03-2003, 05:35 PM.
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                                                                        • Fletch XXX
                                                                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                          • 60840

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Your play on words was cute, but now its just silly.

                                                                          I hate annoying chicks.
                                                                          Last edited by Fletch XXX; 01-03-2003, 05:38 PM.

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                                                                          • NetBabe
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                                                                            • Jun 2002
                                                                            • 348

                                                                            #38
                                                                            I'm an annoying chick, and I think Fletch XXX is right.

                                                                            Good explanation.
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                                                                            • greentea
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                              • 6580

                                                                              #39
                                                                              maybe a good drowing with cement boots on
                                                                              blunts

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                                                                              • KingK7
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                                                                                • Jun 2002
                                                                                • 6372

                                                                                #40

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                                                                                • Dawgy
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                  • 5856

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  u fucked a hooker without using a condom?
                                                                                  the revolution is coming.

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                                                                                  • greentea
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                                                    • 6580

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    not me but he did
                                                                                    blunts

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                                                                                    • UnseenWorld
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                      • 5279

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      You're going to die of death by AIDS and herpes anyway.
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                                                                                      • pixelminx
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                                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                                        • 522

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                                        I hate annoying chicks.
                                                                                        Good for you. Phft.
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