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  • Ms. Amp
    Registered User
    • Jan 2003
    • 70

    #1

    Where is my official welcome?

    How come NO ONE has properly welcomed me to the board with a big GO FUCK YOURSELF?

    And only 1 request to see my tits??? What the hell is wrong with all of you?
  • AWC
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 1223

    #2
    Actually... I don't want Mr Amp throwing a jihad on my ass in Vegas.

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    • mrthumbs
      salad tossing sig guy
      • Apr 2002
      • 11702

      #3


      no need for tits.. just post a pic

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      • Wizzo
        2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
        • Nov 2000
        • 15224

        #4
        Don't forget the Date offered by Wizzo... No Foot Massages though...
        Looking for Opportunity!

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        • sexpress
          Confirmed User
          • May 2002
          • 621

          #5
          Welcome!!!

          Show us your tits pleeeeease!! We want to see tits!

          Now GO FUCK YOURSELF! And show us pics of that too!





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          • baddog
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2001
            • 107089

            #6
            sorry, I did not see you come in, would you please gofuckyourself, and if you could be so kind as to show your tits, it would be deeply appreciated.

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            • pr0
              rockin tha trailerpark
              • May 2001
              • 23088

              #7
              Can we see your feet?....bare naked?
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              • Ms. Amp
                Registered User
                • Jan 2003
                • 70

                #8
                Originally posted by Wizzo
                Don't forget the Date offered by Wizzo... No Foot Massages though...
                Ok, the foot massage is cool with me

                It's not like I'm his mother or anyting

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                • drunkdollars
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2002
                  • 2734

                  #9
                  Welcome. Im glad you and that AMP guy got the new place even though he did not invite me to dinner. I had to eat at the taco stand down near the volcanic crater thing when i was over there...
                  SIGS ARE GAY

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                  • quiet
                    we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                    • Sep 2001
                    • 25115

                    #10
                    let's see some tits.
                    we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                    • Ms. Amp
                      Registered User
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 70

                      #11
                      Originally posted by sexpress
                      Welcome!!!

                      Show us your tits pleeeeease!! We want to see tits!

                      Now GO FUCK YOURSELF! And show us pics of that too!





                      Finally! Thanks for the welcome (from you, too SexExpress). And as for the tit shot, well, as I already said, AMP says NO, but, he'll be in Vegas this weekend, so you never know what I might get into while he's gone

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                      • Gutterboy
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 4751

                        #12
                        Welcome and gofuckyourself.

                        Since I won't be in Vegas, lets see those titties!

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                        • Ms. Amp
                          Registered User
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 70

                          #13
                          Originally posted by drunkdollars
                          Welcome. Im glad you and that AMP guy got the new place even though he did not invite me to dinner. I had to eat at the taco stand down near the volcanic crater thing when i was over there...
                          Damn shame... I hope it wasn't Maui Taco's... lot's of commercials with not so hot food. You shoulda called. We know the *secret* taco stand around here...

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                          • Squishy
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2001
                            • 1809

                            #14
                            Ever since that night when Amp was all passed out drunk, and we smoked a few jumbos of crack rock and played naked twister covered in can after can of pumpkin pie filling, I've loved you totally and completely. Remeber the moans of pleasure when I rubbed the punkin on my nipples as you watched? Remember the moans of dismay from Amp when he started to wake up, then I clubbed him in the head with the fireplace poker? Good times, good times. Show us your tits.

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                            • drunkdollars
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2002
                              • 2734

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Ms. Amp


                              Damn shame... I hope it wasn't Maui Taco's... lot's of commercials with not so hot food. You shoulda called. We know the *secret* taco stand around here...
                              It was in Makena i think . The lady there was super nice and had pictures off all the folks who ate at her stand. The only ones I recognised were Mike Tyson and Tony Hawk

                              Dam good mesquite steak kebabs..
                              SIGS ARE GAY

                              98055668 icq

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                              • Mr Pheer
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 22082

                                #16
                                Where is my official welcome?
                                If it was up your ass, you'd know.

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                                • drunkdollars
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2002
                                  • 2734

                                  #17
                                  Ohh and P.S. I envy you both, beautiful place to live

                                  I had the best time on my vacation
                                  SIGS ARE GAY

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                                  • GTS Mark
                                    Vrume Mark
                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 20912

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by AWC
                                    Actually... I don't want Mr Amp throwing a jihad on my ass in Vegas.
                                    I will be throwing hourly drunken jihads on the conference floor in Vegas. Watch out for me

                                    DH

                                    P.S. Show us some tits

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                                    • LadyMischief
                                      Orgasms N Such!
                                      • Sep 2002
                                      • 18135

                                      #19
                                      Welcome and Gofuckyourself Ms. Amp. Nice to see more ladies!

                                      Posting tits wouldn't be a bad idea either! hehe.. I had to jump on the bandwagon. I cave to peer pressure (especially where mammaries are concerned) :P

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                                      • Ms. Amp
                                        Registered User
                                        • Jan 2003
                                        • 70

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Squishy
                                        Remeber the moans of pleasure when I rubbed the punkin on my nipples as you watched? Remember the moans of dismay from Amp when he started to wake up, then I clubbed him in the head with the fireplace poker?
                                        Ummmmmmmmm.....NO!

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                                        • Ms. Amp
                                          Registered User
                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 70

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by MrPheer


                                          If it was up your ass, you'd know.
                                          What????? Jackass...

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                                          • Fletch XXX
                                            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                            • Jan 2002
                                            • 60840

                                            #22
                                            <h2><b><font color="#ECBD02">GO FUCK YOURSELF!</b></font></h2>


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                                            • Squishy
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 1809

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Ms. Amp


                                              Ummmmmmmmm.....NO!
                                              Damn it woman! You told me at the time, "Oooooooooh! Squishy! This is so much fun, but I just can't handle my crack! I'll probably forget all of this by morning...Hey! Amp's waking up! Club him again, Squishy! Club him like a baby seal!" Then I did. It was love, damn it. Love.

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                                              • Mr Pheer
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Dec 2002
                                                • 22082

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Ms. Amp


                                                What????? Jackass...
                                                well... you asked the question

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                                                • Ms. Amp
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                  • 70

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Squishy


                                                  Damn it woman! You told me at the time, "Oooooooooh! Squishy! This is so much fun, but I just can't handle my crack! I'll probably forget all of this by morning...Hey! Amp's waking up! Club him again, Squishy! Club him like a baby seal!" Then I did. It was love, damn it. Love.
                                                  Ok, bits and pieces are coming back to me now...

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                                                  • Ms. Amp
                                                    Registered User
                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 70

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                    <h2><b><font color="#ECBD02">GO FUCK YOURSELF!</b></font></h2>

                                                    Why thanks, Fletch!

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                                                    • dirtyone
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                      • 3706

                                                      #27
                                                      I tried to give you a warm welcome but no one seemed to give a shit

                                                      Welcome Ms. Amp show us the titties and Go Fuck Yourslef!

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                                                      • rip raster
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                        • 2851

                                                        #28
                                                        What the fuck is a jihad?


                                                        show us your tits!!

                                                        oh ya


                                                        GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

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                                                        • titmowse
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 5320

                                                          #29
                                                          A hearty GFY to you Mrs Amp!
                                                          I still love everybody

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                                                          • Chong
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                            • 1584

                                                            #30
                                                            Jihad - A Muslim holy war or spiritual struggle against infidels.

                                                            suck me off and GO FUCK YOURSELF

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                                                            • jas1552
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • May 2002
                                                              • 1462

                                                              #31
                                                              Hmm... I don't post here often and have never told anyone to go fuck theirself so umm you're going to be my first. I might be akward my first time.
                                                              Welcome and Go Fuck Yourself

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                                                              • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                                                Grrrrrrrrr
                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 4984

                                                                #32
                                                                Welcome to the board!

                                                                And Go fuck yourself...TWICE!

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                                                                • Sassyass
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                  • 1101

                                                                  #33

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                                                                  • tree
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Nov 2001
                                                                    • 1601

                                                                    #34
                                                                    wouldnt be official without the goat

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                                                                    • RedShoe
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                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                      • 14831

                                                                      #35
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                                                                      • vegasdude
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                        • 3649

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Welcome to the army...ehhhhh board Ms. Amp....

                                                                        now learn Mr. Amp to cook before he eats to many mini pizzas

                                                                        Tits??? sure flash em away....!

                                                                        Warm Regards
                                                                        Did you fucking talk to me??!
                                                                        Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

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                                                                        • TeraBabes
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                          • 2067

                                                                          #37


                                                                          GFY!

                                                                          This place is too big.

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                                                                          • Herb Kornfield
                                                                            Is on the 1
                                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                                            • 4996

                                                                            #38
                                                                            welcome from Herb Kornfield and the whole A-1 deli staff

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                                                                            • Beastiepoo
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                              • 1971

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Welcome and GFY!

                                                                              Its nice to see another girly about - we need more of a female presence on this board to keep all these naughty boys in line.

                                                                              Have fun this weekend, you know Amp will.
                                                                              Dammit! My timing SUCKS!
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                                                                              • Gary
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Aug 2001
                                                                                • 6110

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Is it true that Amp screams out my name during sex???

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                                                                                • Cheshire
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                  • 5738

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Welcome to the insanity Ms. Amp.

                                                                                  I'm sorry that I didn't get to meet you when I was on the island, but definitely next time


                                                                                  just a little bit naughty

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                                                                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                    There can be only one
                                                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                                                    • 39075

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    we're both still bummed about that Cheshire.... was just bad timing.

                                                                                    but if you come out again, we'll take good care of ya.

                                                                                    (btw, she still is harping on me for that shirt... any chance I can send you postage for one?)
                                                                                    SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                    • Nysus
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                      • 7817

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Welcome to the board Ms. Amp. Are you a designer like AYH?

                                                                                      Cheers,
                                                                                      Matt
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                                                                                      • X37375787

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Oh gee, two amputees are definitely too much for me.

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                                                                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                          There can be only one
                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                          • 39075

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Nysus
                                                                                          Welcome to the board Ms. Amp. Are you a designer like AYH?

                                                                                          Cheers,
                                                                                          Matt
                                                                                          she's not in the biz
                                                                                          SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                          • Undutchable
                                                                                            Registered User
                                                                                            • Jun 2002
                                                                                            • 2217

                                                                                            #46


                                                                                            Now where's those goddamn tits?

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                                                                                            • Cheshire
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                              • 5738

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                              we're both still bummed about that Cheshire.... was just bad timing.

                                                                                              but if you come out again, we'll take good care of ya.

                                                                                              (btw, she still is harping on me for that shirt... any chance I can send you postage for one?)
                                                                                              How about I give you her shirt at the show?

                                                                                              I'm stoked we'll be partying in two days


                                                                                              just a little bit naughty

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                                                                                              • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                There can be only one
                                                                                                • Aug 2001
                                                                                                • 39075

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Cheshire
                                                                                                How about I give you her shirt at the show?

                                                                                                I'm stoked we'll be partying in two days
                                                                                                sweet!

                                                                                                I'm pretty stoked too...
                                                                                                SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                                • alias
                                                                                                  aliasx
                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                  • 19010

                                                                                                  #49
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                                                                                                  • pink_in_the_middle
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                                                                    • 4503

                                                                                                    #50
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