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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #1

    Ladies going to Vegas...

    just realized I have no date for Lensman's party....

    interested applicants should contact me through the form on my main site: Optical Amplitude


    please describe in essay form why you think you should be chosen. I will decide and reply to the final candidate within the next 24 hours.

    thank you for you participation.
    SIG TOO BIG
  • Wizzo
    2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
    • Nov 2000
    • 15224

    #2
    You might not want a date after seeing Lensman in his strapless number...
    Looking for Opportunity!

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    • Amputate Your Head
      There can be only one
      • Aug 2001
      • 39075

      #3
      Originally posted by Wizzo
      You might not want a date after seeing Lensman in his strapless number...



      thought he was infatuated with you though? I don't wanna come between a good thing....
      SIG TOO BIG

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      • Zoe_Zoebaboe
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2002
        • 4463

        #4
        Haha

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        • WiredGuy
          Pounding Googlebot
          • Aug 2002
          • 34515

          #5
          Yeah, ladies who want to go let me know, I got a spare invite where I can bring a date too.

          WG
          I play with Google.

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          • Amputate Your Head
            There can be only one
            • Aug 2001
            • 39075

            #6
            Originally posted by Zoe_Zoebaboe
            Haha

            the guys might be laughing... but the girls aren't....

            to be seen on the arm of AMp.... at the hottest fucking party of the year?


            I'm already sorting through the submissions.
            SIG TOO BIG

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            • Amputate Your Head
              There can be only one
              • Aug 2001
              • 39075

              #7
              you guys don't EVEN know how much stress this is causing my girlfriend....
              SIG TOO BIG

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              • Zoe_Zoebaboe
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2002
                • 4463

                #8
                heh, im going stag, I dont care really, just want to have fun and meet people.
                http://www.myspace.com/jennabea
                ICQ: 166862923
                Email: [email protected]

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                • Techie Media
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 3092

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                  you guys don't EVEN know how much stress this is causing my girlfriend....
                  I hear ya bro, this is the first Vegas show mrs. Lightning cannot make it to.. hehehehe...I'm getting fired up


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                  • pink_in_the_middle
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 4503

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                    you guys don't EVEN know how much stress this is causing my girlfriend....
                    Then why not go alone?
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                    • Amputate Your Head
                      There can be only one
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 39075

                      #11
                      Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle


                      Then why not go alone?
                      would be better if I had a formal 'date'.... something I can count on a beginning and an end.
                      SIG TOO BIG

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                      • Nina
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2002
                        • 2687

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                        you guys don't EVEN know how much stress this is causing my girlfriend....
                        Not bringing your gf?
                        That's too bad, I wanted to shake her hand.

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                        • SykkBoy2
                          Jesus loves bacon
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 19969

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Zoe_Zoebaboe
                          heh, im going stag, I dont care really, just want to have fun and meet people.
                          er, not if I don't get my confirmation email back from Lensman by then ;)))
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                          • Zoe_Zoebaboe
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 4463

                            #14
                            Originally posted by SykkBoy2


                            er, not if I don't get my confirmation email back from Lensman by then ;)))
                            Haha, yeah, I take that back.
                            Sykkboy will by my date and bodyguard.
                            Oh yeah!
                            http://www.myspace.com/jennabea
                            ICQ: 166862923
                            Email: [email protected]

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                            • Amputate Your Head
                              There can be only one
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 39075

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Zoe_Zoebaboe


                              Haha, yeah, I take that back.
                              Sykkboy will by my date and bodyguard.
                              Oh yeah!
                              ooo.... good idea... gonna need a few bodyguards as well...


                              anyone up to the task?
                              SIG TOO BIG

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                              • Amputate Your Head
                                There can be only one
                                • Aug 2001
                                • 39075

                                #16
                                man, I didn't plan this shit very well...
                                SIG TOO BIG

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                                • SCOOTER
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 4010

                                  #17
                                  I want to meet Zoe
                                  Scooter
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                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                    There can be only one
                                    • Aug 2001
                                    • 39075

                                    #18
                                    seriously.... I need a date. Would be nice if at least ONE chick replied to this.
                                    SIG TOO BIG

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                                    • Zoe_Zoebaboe
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 4463

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                      seriously.... I need a date. Would be nice if at least ONE chick replied to this.

                                      Seems like Mr. Conceited is falling short
                                      http://www.myspace.com/jennabea
                                      ICQ: 166862923
                                      Email: [email protected]

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                                      • Zoe_Zoebaboe
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2002
                                        • 4463

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by scooter
                                        I want to meet Zoe
                                        Didnt you meet me already? :P
                                        http://www.myspace.com/jennabea
                                        ICQ: 166862923
                                        Email: [email protected]

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                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                          There can be only one
                                          • Aug 2001
                                          • 39075

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Zoe_Zoebaboe



                                          Seems like Mr. Conceited is falling short
                                          Conceited hell.... I'll take anyone that's willing.
                                          SIG TOO BIG

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                                          • Zoe_Zoebaboe
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2002
                                            • 4463

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                            Conceited hell.... I'll take anyone that's willing.
                                            Well, if Sykk gets tired of having me tag along ill help ya out.
                                            http://www.myspace.com/jennabea
                                            ICQ: 166862923
                                            Email: [email protected]

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                                            • TDF
                                              Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 27296

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                              Conceited hell.... I'll take anyone that's willing.

                                              even pimpdog? I dont think he has a date
                                              Sig heil

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                                              • Amputate Your Head
                                                There can be only one
                                                • Aug 2001
                                                • 39075

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by toodamnfli



                                                even pimpdog? I dont think he has a date
                                                no gay guys... archer already replied...
                                                SIG TOO BIG

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                                                • TDF
                                                  Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                  • 27296

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                                  no gay guys... archer already replied...



                                                  Sig heil

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                                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                                    There can be only one
                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                    • 39075

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by toodamnfli





                                                    wasn't a joke.... he really did.
                                                    SIG TOO BIG

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                                                    • Probono
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 2731

                                                      #27
                                                      AMP I took the time to look at your portfolio. Despite everything you post here you are pretty damn good.

                                                      Nice work.

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                                                      • TDF
                                                        Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                        • 27296

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                                        wasn't a joke.... he really did.

                                                        your just a sexy boy toy
                                                        Sig heil

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                                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                                          There can be only one
                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                          • 39075

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Probono
                                                          Despite everything you post here you are pretty damn good.
                                                          I know... that's why I can be the ass-fuck that I am.

                                                          never talk shit you can't back up. I can back it.

                                                          mahalo nui loa for the kudos brah....
                                                          SIG TOO BIG

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                                                          • Wizzo
                                                            2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
                                                            • Nov 2000
                                                            • 15224

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

                                                            thought he was infatuated with you though? I don't wanna come between a good thing....
                                                            He's a party slut, what can I say?
                                                            Looking for Opportunity!

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                                                            • SCOOTER
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                              • 4010

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Zoe_Zoebaboe


                                                              Didnt you meet me already? :P


                                                              YA , Just fucking with you !
                                                              Scooter
                                                              [email protected]

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                                                              • propromotions
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                • 260

                                                                #32
                                                                Why dont these ladies post there pictures -- we will bid on our dates! I might go but I am only 19 and will be the youngest.

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                                                                • Kimmykim
                                                                  bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                  • 16015

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Why do you need a date Amp? If you decided to sneak out and head to Cheetah for a bit wouldn't that just slow you down?

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                                                                  • Kimmykim
                                                                    bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                    • Jun 2001
                                                                    • 16015

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Not that I know anything about SleazyDream and any strip clubs, just making idle conversation really ;)

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                                                                    • Tam
                                                                      Rude Bitch
                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 8534

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Lightning


                                                                      I hear ya bro, this is the first Vegas show mrs. Lightning cannot make it to.. hehehehe...I'm getting fired up
                                                                      well well well................ sorry Amp........... I was gonna apply, but I think I just found my date..........

                                                                      rotfl
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                                                                      • PersianKitty
                                                                        Meow Media Inc.
                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                        • 7785

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                        just realized I have no date for Lensman's party....

                                                                        interested applicants should contact me through the form on my main site: Optical Amplitude


                                                                        please describe in essay form why you think you should be chosen. I will decide and reply to the final candidate within the next 24 hours.

                                                                        thank you for you participation.
                                                                        Toss in a case or two of macadamias and it might be something to consider ;)

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                                                                        • Pornkings
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 5334

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                          you guys don't EVEN know how much stress this is causing my girlfriend....
                                                                          LOL
                                                                          Pornkings.com

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                                                                          • Amputate Your Head
                                                                            There can be only one
                                                                            • Aug 2001
                                                                            • 39075

                                                                            #38
                                                                            fuck you bastards.. amp will be stag.
                                                                            SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                            • AWC
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                              • 1223

                                                                              #39
                                                                              https://www.ebay.com/dates/internext...artysluts.html

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                                                                              • Pornkings
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                • 5334

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by PersianKitty


                                                                                Toss in a case or two of macadamias and it might be something to consider ;)
                                                                                I'll toss in two nuts and a Peanut shell tide together with a rubber band..it might not taste as good as a macadamian but it will sure feel better
                                                                                Last edited by Pornkings; 01-02-2003, 08:42 PM.
                                                                                Pornkings.com

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                                                                                • playa
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                  • 6432

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Why bring a hamburger when there already gonna be Lots steaks there?


                                                                                  328 girls only 28 guys

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                                                                                  • PersianKitty
                                                                                    Meow Media Inc.
                                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                                    • 7785

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by playa
                                                                                    Why bring a hamburger when there already gonna be Lots steaks there?


                                                                                    328 girls only 28 guys
                                                                                    And where can I find the party with 328 guys and 28 girls?

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                                                                                    • playa
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                                      • 6432

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by PersianKitty


                                                                                      And where can I find the party with 328 guys and 28 girls?
                                                                                      at your local gay bar

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                                                                                      • PersianKitty
                                                                                        Meow Media Inc.
                                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                                        • 7785

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by playa


                                                                                        at your local gay bar
                                                                                        LoL..let me qualify that a bit then...

                                                                                        Where's the party with 328 heterosexual adult males and 28 women?

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                                                                                        • playa
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                                          • 6432

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by PersianKitty


                                                                                          LoL..let me qualify that a bit then...

                                                                                          Where's the party with 328 heterosexual adult males and 28 women?
                                                                                          well minus the models and paid dancers
                                                                                          just about every party at vegas

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                                                                                          • Honeyslut
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                                                            • 6436

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by PersianKitty


                                                                                            And where can I find the party with 328 guys and 28 girls?
                                                                                            http://nakedlunchnews.comWhat's up ? Naked Lunch News !

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                                                                                            • Peaches
                                                                                              Old broad
                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                              • 13933

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by PersianKitty


                                                                                              LoL..let me qualify that a bit then...

                                                                                              Where's the party with 328 heterosexual adult males and 28 women?
                                                                                              That would be at Green Bay on Saturday

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                                                                                              • Ms. Amp
                                                                                                Registered User
                                                                                                • Jan 2003
                                                                                                • 70

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Hey ladies-

                                                                                                Seriously, you don't know what you are missing. He is cute, sweet and the perfect gentleman. And I should know.

                                                                                                BUT, just realize, that he's coming home to ME.

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                                                                                                • Gemini
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                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                  • 7183

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  If I could get away, I'd do it just to annoy the runt.

                                                                                                  But a 'date' with Amp wpuld be like drinking flat pop no doubt. All buildup and no fizz.
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                                                                                                  • Kanoealoha
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                                                                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                                                                    • 1261

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    I'll go AMP, but ya gonna have to pay for my plane airfare and hotel and get nothing in return but my presence
                                                                                                    BTW Maui looked goregous from Molokai... 12 days in Hawaii and not a single damn pic!
                                                                                                    Strong Bad Rocks!

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