Have far can you shoot your cumshot, average shot.

**X37375787** · 12-29-2002, 07:04 PM

sittin in my office chair, i once managed to shoot on top of my head. was i proud...

**Easton** · 12-29-2002, 07:04 PM

i dunno, maybe 18 inches... it usually lands on the girl's face or down her throat, so it's hard to say...

**AaronM** · 12-29-2002, 07:04 PM

Far enough to hit you in the face after you pull my cock out of your mouth.

**SleazyDream** · 12-29-2002, 07:04 PM

why not have a contest at the players ball. line up a bunch of guys on stage, have some hot hoes suck them off till they squirt and measure the results.

**pr0** · 12-29-2002, 07:05 PM

Originally posted by AaronM
Far enough to hit you in the face after you pull my cock out of your mouth.

**Fletch XXX** · 12-29-2002, 07:05 PM

these are not the things I sit around thinking about.

its funny that some do.

**mrthumbs** · 12-29-2002, 07:06 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream
why not have a contest at the players ball. line up a bunch of guys on stage, have some hot hoes suck them off till they squirt and measure the results.

You've been fantasizing about this for a while now, havent you?

**D-Money** · 12-29-2002, 07:07 PM

"why not have a contest at the players ball. line up a bunch of guys on stage, have some hot hoes suck them off till they squirt and measure the results."

Didn't we do that in New Orleans?

**AaronM** · 12-29-2002, 07:08 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream
why not have a contest at the players ball. line up a bunch of guys on stage, have some hot hoes suck them off till they squirt and measure the results.

That event has been set aside for the sponsor area only. Good thing you will have a sponsor pass.

**Easton** · 12-29-2002, 07:08 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream
why not have a contest at the players ball. line up a bunch of guys on stage, have some hot hoes suck them off till they squirt and measure the results.

count me in for that! i'm sure the JoinRightNow Crew will represent nicely... we can even supply our own girl to suck us off...

**clickpimp** · 12-29-2002, 07:08 PM

Originally posted by D-Money
how far does the average dude squirt?

haha - sorry shakespeare , that is the question.

**AaronM** · 12-29-2002, 07:08 PM

Originally posted by D-Money
"why not have a contest at the players ball. line up a bunch of guys on stage, have some hot hoes suck them off till they squirt and measure the results."

Didn't we do that in New Orleans?

Then why the silly question Mr. Money?

**D-Money** · 12-29-2002, 07:09 PM

what's the world record?

**D-Money** · 12-29-2002, 07:10 PM

"Then why the silly question Mr. Money??"

Just though I'd ask an intellectual question.

**EscortBiz** · 12-29-2002, 07:10 PM

When im on Sust250 I can shoot a good 5 feet

**D-Money** · 12-29-2002, 07:12 PM

"When im on Sust250 I can shoot a good 5 feet"

What's Sust250?

**p1mpdogg** · 12-29-2002, 07:13 PM

I was jerkin it one time.. and i hit myself in the eye.. it stung like a mother fucker..

I dont know how girls get facials can handle this stuff.. they need more respect..

**SleazyDream** · 12-29-2002, 07:13 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

That event has been set aside for the sponsor area only. Good thing you will have a sponsor pass.

why the hell do you think i GOT me a sponser pass!

**SleazyDream** · 12-29-2002, 07:14 PM

Originally posted by D-Money
what's the world record?

someone probally shot a load off a huge cliff somewhere and it went several miles.

**DarkBob** · 12-29-2002, 07:38 PM

I hit myself in the forehead one time, now I make sure to point it in a different direction.

**Shaggy** · 12-29-2002, 07:39 PM

sust250 is steroids.

18" is my average. I need to work on my technique.

**Shaggy** · 12-29-2002, 07:43 PM

My friend can pee 22 ft. No lie. I can barely go 5 ft. It's the craziest shit I've ever seen.

**PerfectionGirls** · 12-29-2002, 07:45 PM

In my 39 years I have never been ask this question, nore has it ever been a topic of coversation between my buddies. Even stone colded wasted. Gzzzzz If you must know.... I used to be able so shoot a fly out of the air at forty paces.

As far as the contest.. lol D... we will have a few Perfection Girls in the sponsors area. You can ask them if ya want. haha

**Fletch XXX** · 12-29-2002, 07:47 PM

<img src=http://www.crimelibrary.com/forensics/art/images/Two-dimensional-facial-reco.jpg border="1">

Facials Create Criminals.

**UnseenWorld** · 12-29-2002, 07:48 PM

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
these are not the things I sit around thinking about.

its funny that some do.

You know, I think this is the kid who made silly excuses to look at your pee-pee in the junior-high locker room.

**FlyingIguana** · 12-29-2002, 08:27 PM

Originally posted by Equinox
sittin in my office chair, i once managed to shoot on top of my head. was i proud...

well that sounds like a productive day at the office

**EscortBiz** · 12-29-2002, 09:04 PM

Originally posted by D-Money
"When im on Sust250 I can shoot a good 5 feet"

What's Sust250?

http://www.buy-steroids.cc/sustanon-...tanon-250.html

**FlyingIguana** · 12-29-2002, 09:08 PM

Originally posted by EscortBiz

http://www.buy-steroids.cc/sustanon-...tanon-250.html

Headaches and sexual overstimulation or sexual
disfunction if Deca durabolin is used as the sole anabolic supplement

rofl, one day you blow your load like a horse, the next you can't get it up

**Pornkings** · 12-29-2002, 09:09 PM

Crazy I once shot a load aiming at the girls face on the porn Vid I was watching and hit my ex in the face 2,000 miles away. Or a least she said I did while we were having phone sex.

who grabbed my ass

**FlyingIguana** · 12-29-2002, 09:13 PM

Originally posted by EscortBiz

http://www.buy-steroids.cc/sustanon-...tanon-250.html

so you work out i assume? does this stuff actually work? or is it crap?

**ColKurtz** · 12-29-2002, 09:15 PM

its hard to know because what are you gonna do just stand in ur living room and jizz on the floor. Most usually go in the bathroom and jizz against the shower wall. Id estimate my longest at 10 feet

**FlyingIguana** · 12-29-2002, 09:16 PM

Originally posted by Pornkings
Crazy I once shot a load aiming at the girls face on the porn Vid I was watching and hit my ex in the face 2,000 miles away. Or a least she said I did while we were having phone sex.

who grabbed my ass

teleporting sperm? i'd patent that shit

**EscortBiz** · 12-29-2002, 09:47 PM

Originally posted by FlyingIguana

Headaches and sexual overstimulation or sexual
disfunction if Deca durabolin is used as the sole anabolic supplement

rofl, one day you blow your load like a horse, the next you can't get it up

Well I stack with DECA so the shot is not as painful and also it helps the cut, I dont use allot of deca so I dont get Deca dick/balls

**EscortBiz** · 12-29-2002, 09:51 PM

Originally posted by FlyingIguana

so you work out i assume? does this stuff actually work? or is it crap?

Sust, Deca is the best on the market for mass growth, in the muscle business always remember if you cannot buy it at GNC the stuff works, if the GNC bullshit would work you would see more built guys walking around.

The fact is a cycle of 8 weeks costs about 1600 bucks, in most cases people who say the stuff dont work had bnot tried and cannot afford 1600 bucks

Consult a doc

**FlyingIguana** · 12-29-2002, 09:54 PM

Originally posted by EscortBiz

Sust, Deca is the best on the market for mass growth, in the muscle business always remember if you cannot buy it at GNC the stuff works, if the GNC bullshit would work you would see more built guys walking around.

The fact is a cycle of 8 weeks costs about 1600 bucks, in most cases people who say the stuff dont work had bnot tried and cannot afford 1600 bucks

Consult a doc

do you use both sust and deca in a cycle? anything else? some people i knew used to use dball or anadrol. plus anti estrogens

**archer** · 12-29-2002, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by AaronM
Far enough to hit you in the face after you pull my cock out of your mouth.

rofl...... i guess that's far enough!

**archer** · 12-29-2002, 10:04 PM

btw... the younger u are the farther u shoot...

proven fact.... from my extensive practical experience

**TDF** · 12-29-2002, 10:08 PM

16 feet and still rising

**Squishy** · 12-29-2002, 10:13 PM

Well in excess of 15 miles. When I release, there is a sonic boom that has shattered glass within a 300 yard radius. I've had to build a custom designed plate-steel tripod (I call it my "fourth leg") to support myself during orgasm. If I get off without using this device, it knocks me back about 10' if I'm standing, and if I'm laying down, will usually pitch me through the floor into the basement below. I once went right through a 2x8 floor joist without slowing down, causing the manufactured home I was ejaculating in to collapse into it's basement, and the semen shooting through the roof caused the home to collapse around me. After hiding my third body, I learned never to have sex with women, and instead must either masturbate into a kevlar vest, or outside in the tripod, making sure it is clear quite a way down range. The FAA has declared me a hazard to civilian aircraft, and I must file notice with them 3 hours before any planned masturbation.

**greentea** · 12-29-2002, 10:16 PM

Shot 30 feet from my chair out the window 3 stories, looks like bird shit outside..

**Nasty D** · 12-29-2002, 10:40 PM

To the Moon Alice

**Darin** · 12-29-2002, 11:17 PM

About 10 feet..

.. when I'm hanging from the ceiling.

**Sarah_Jayne** · 12-29-2002, 11:27 PM

men are offically weird.

**EscortBiz** · 12-30-2002, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by FlyingIguana

do you use both sust and deca in a cycle? anything else? some people i knew used to use dball or anadrol. plus anti estrogens

I do stack them, dbol I pop here and there, and yes you have to take anti estro or you end up with bitch tits AKA gyno

**Theo** · 12-30-2002, 02:25 PM

die young,die strong

**Theo** · 12-30-2002, 02:25 PM

there's an infamous tshirt saying it
die young,die strong,dianabol

**EscortBiz** · 12-30-2002, 02:27 PM

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
there's an infamous tshirt saying it
die young,die strong,dianabol

Die Young Die Fat Pizza is more like it

**FlyingIguana** · 12-30-2002, 02:29 PM

Originally posted by EscortBiz

I do stack them, dbol I pop here and there, and yes you have to take anti estro or you end up with bitch tits AKA gyno

one of my friends who used to wrestle in asia got bitch tits. do you have to take anti estrogens with stuff like deca? i always thought things like deca or primobolin couldn't cause gyno.

**Libertine** · 12-30-2002, 02:30 PM

I once came over my own face. That was a bit too far, for my liking.

Have far can you shoot your cumshot, average shot.

Have far can you shoot your cumshot, average shot.

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