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  • SteveLightspeed
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 7940
    #1

    Announcing First Annual Lightspeed Awards

    But first....

    I gotta remember to sign up for The Procrastinators Self Help group... ah hell, I'll do it tomorrow... I wanted to join the Psychics Anon group, but I missed the signup deadline, they said I should have KNOWN when it was.... So I tried to join the group for people who get really pissed off over nothing... but the FUCKING LINE was TOO FUCKING LONG and the FUCKING FORM was SO FUCKING COMPLICATED I got pissed off and left!!!!

    SO did you hear about the Lightspeed Awards? No need for nomimations, I'm going to win every category, I just want to win something for once!

    Dmoney, can I win the "I'm just a sexy girl" category at the Players Ball? Cmon D, give a dog a bone!

    Steve Lightspeed
    Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 12-26-2002, 03:32 PM.
    Abra-cadabra!
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    • pr0
      rockin tha trailerpark
      • May 2001
      • 23088
      #2
      that must be some gooood ganja...hook a brutha up
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        • SteveLightspeed
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2001
          • 7940
          #3
          Too much holiday Eggnog

          LS
          Abra-cadabra!

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            • Dawgy
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2001
              • 5856
              #4
              Drugs are bad.... uhmmkuay?

              the revolution is coming.

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                • D-Money
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 9716
                  #5
                  Dmoney, can I win the "I'm just a sexy girl" category at the Players Ball? Cmon D, give a dog a bone!

                  Steve Lightspeed



                  Did someone say, drugs are bad... Umm kay..


                  Yeah, uh, sure....



                  You got it!


                  Actually in all seriousness, if we did give Steve from Lightspeed one, what can we make the title?
                  Still Ballin'

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                    • jimmy3way
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2001
                      • 2508
                      #6
                      Most stand up guy in porn [non-boner related].
                      One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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                        • Dax
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2002
                          • 3161
                          #7

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                            • SteveLightspeed
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 7940
                              #8
                              How about the "Found a Way to Make Money from His Own Porn Addiction" Award?

                              That just about sums it all up for me...

                              How about "Biggest of the Little Dicks" or "Littlest of the Big Dicks" -- or my personal favorite "King of the Geeks"

                              Finally how about the "I'm going to sponsor every show until SEGURU finally remembers my name" Award -- but you'd have to give SEGURU the "been to every Lightspeed Party but can't remember Lightspeed's name" award



                              LS
                              Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 12-26-2002, 04:23 PM.
                              Abra-cadabra!

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                                • jimmy3way
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2001
                                  • 2508
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                  How about the "Found a Way to Make Money from His Own Porn Addiction" Award?

                                  That just about sums it all up for me...
                                  Ahahahahhahahahah last week I was telling Roc EXACTLY this.
                                  One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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                                    • twinkley
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 807
                                      #10
                                      "most unique party-thrower"



                                      twinkley
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                                      Email - twinkley @ kiwisourcing dot com






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                                        • Fletch XXX
                                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 60840
                                          #11

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                                            • D-Money
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Feb 2002
                                              • 9716
                                              #12
                                              "Biggest of the Little Dicks" or "Littlest of the Big Dicks"



                                              I like that one.
                                              Still Ballin'

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                                                • SteveLightspeed
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 7940
                                                  #13
                                                  How about the "I Bribed the Guy who selects the Award Winners" Award....
                                                  Abra-cadabra!

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                                                    • kristin
                                                      GOO!
                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                      • 9768
                                                      #14
                                                      Do you really want me to come up with a category for you???
                                                      Vacares rules.

                                                      "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                                        • kristin
                                                          GOO!
                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                          • 9768
                                                          #15
                                                          Well, not sure what award Steve should get, but I should get the award for being the first person to make Steve puke on himself at a show...this year...he accomplished it himself the first couple of shows.
                                                          Last edited by kristin; 12-26-2002, 05:42 PM.
                                                          Vacares rules.

                                                          "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                                            • SteveLightspeed
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                              • 7940
                                                              #16
                                                              Sorry Kristin, but the guys from Bigpay.com beat you to that "honor"...

                                                              first this year maybe --- but they made me puke on myself at my first two shows --- that's how I met Elvis Manson... he was laughing at me in the mens room
                                                              Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 12-26-2002, 05:46 PM.
                                                              Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                • kristin
                                                                  GOO!
                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                  • 9768
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I got an award for you...the Spelling Bee Award...is it so hard to spell my name correctly??? It's written right above your response!
                                                                  Vacares rules.

                                                                  "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                                                    • SteveLightspeed
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                      • 7940
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Whatever you say Khristian...
                                                                      Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                        • TDF
                                                                          Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                          • 27296
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I thought Elvis Manson was going to kick my ass in Florida..maybe it was the liquor that was talking to me..he's cool as a cucumber!
                                                                          Sig heil

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                                                                            • D-Money
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                              • 9716
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Bribe?

                                                                              I'm listening....
                                                                              Still Ballin'

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                                                                                • Aly-Python
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                  • 1439
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Can we give him the "Because Aly Says So" Award? He's been a good boy this year and definitely deserves it!

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                                                                                    • laura
                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                                      • 945
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Aly I like that one

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                                                                                        • SleazyDream
                                                                                          I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                          • 41470
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Aly - very cool sig.
                                                                                          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                          Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                            • Aly-Python
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                                              • 1439
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Laura! You're in SD? Come play in my hottub... [email protected]


                                                                                              Sleazy... Sweetheart... You NEED to get the hell out of Manitoba and come play in my hottub.

                                                                                              I'll expect you both by Saturday. Anyone else in?!
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                                                                                                • SleazyDream
                                                                                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                  • 41470
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Aly-Python
                                                                                                  Laura! You're in SD? Come play in my hottub... [email protected]


                                                                                                  Sleazy... Sweetheart... You NEED to get the hell out of Manitoba and come play in my hottub.

                                                                                                  I'll expect you both by Saturday. Anyone else in?!
                                                                                                  Very Very tempting.....

                                                                                                  I just had a hottub installed on my deck outside the other month. They are just sooo much neater sitting in them in -20 degrees on a cloudless stary night with the northern lights dancing over your head.... you need to come here and play in mine!!!!!!! It's almost a religious experience it's soo beautiful.
                                                                                                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                                  Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                                    • Aly-Python
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                                      • 1439
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Sleazy, darling, I'm quite certain sitting in a hottub with you in any climate would be a religious experience!
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                                                                                                        • kristin
                                                                                                          GOO!
                                                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                                                          • 9768
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Can I come Aly??
                                                                                                          I'll be back from NY tomorrow
                                                                                                          Vacares rules.

                                                                                                          "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                                                                                            • Aly-Python
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                                                              • 1439
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by kristin
                                                                                                              Can I come Aly??
                                                                                                              I'll be back from NY tomorrow

                                                                                                              WICKED! See you soon! LOL
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                                                                                                                • Platinum Dave
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Mar 2001
                                                                                                                  • 2441
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  I'm looking to win the lightspeed award for person who can party along side Steve the longest.

                                                                                                                  I think me and Steve have closed down a few nights together.

                                                                                                                  Cheers buddy, cant wait to see ya in Vegas


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                                                                                                                    • Serge_Oprano
                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                      • 9820
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by D-Money

                                                                                                                      Actually in all seriousness, if we did give Steve from Lightspeed one, what can we make the title?
                                                                                                                      Light Woody?
                                                                                                                      ;-)))

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                                                                                                                        • Serge_Oprano
                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                          • 9820
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Platinum Dave

                                                                                                                          I think me and Steve have closed down a few nights together.
                                                                                                                          D$,
                                                                                                                          do you have Gay Couple Woody?
                                                                                                                          ;-)))

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                                                                                                                            • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                              • 7940
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Platinum Dave
                                                                                                                              I'm looking to win the lightspeed award for person who can party along side Steve the longest.

                                                                                                                              I think me and Steve have closed down a few nights together.

                                                                                                                              Cheers buddy, cant wait to see ya in Vegas

                                                                                                                              Dave, that award would have to go to Susanne Whatley -- there were many nights at many conventions that we were sitting around at 5am saying "where did everyone go?"

                                                                                                                              LS
                                                                                                                              Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                                                                • Techie Media
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 3092
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Platinum Dave
                                                                                                                                  I'm looking to win the lightspeed award for person who can party along side Steve the longest.

                                                                                                                                  I think me and Steve have closed down a few nights together.

                                                                                                                                  Cheers buddy, cant wait to see ya in Vegas
                                                                                                                                  Dave, I also have been there, done that with Steve and crew also, Vegas will be a blast...to say the least

                                                                                                                                  When Steve and I party, theres alot of "Lights" present
                                                                                                                                  Last edited by Techie Media; 12-28-2002, 05:05 PM.


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                                                                                                                                    • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 7940
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Sweet T taught me everything I know about partying -- he is the master.

                                                                                                                                      He would get the Lightspeed Award for the "Hardest Partier in the Industry"

                                                                                                                                      But I just remembered, I already said, I will win all the awards, no need for nominations....

                                                                                                                                      LS
                                                                                                                                      Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                                                                        • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 7940
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Serge wins the award for "Biggest Player that I've yet to meet"


                                                                                                                                          Our paths just never seem to cross....

                                                                                                                                          LS
                                                                                                                                          Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                                                                            • Kim
                                                                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 24
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Awhhhh?I thought that I was the only privileged one to see Steve barf up a Whopper, 12 beers and 4 Dead-Nazi shots.

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                                                                                                                                                • SweetT
                                                                                                                                                  Shank-A-Potamus
                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 1756
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Who? Me?? Party???

                                                                                                                                                  Nah....my idea of quality entertainment is a 6 pack and a bug zapper ;)


                                                                                                                                                  --T

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                                                                                                                                                    • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 7940
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by SweetT
                                                                                                                                                      Who? Me?? Party???

                                                                                                                                                      Nah....my idea of quality entertainment is a 6 pack and a bug zapper ;)


                                                                                                                                                      --T
                                                                                                                                                      Haha! That's what the party bus doesn't have... a bug zapper!!!
                                                                                                                                                      Now you gotta get one!!! HAHAHAHA

                                                                                                                                                      LS
                                                                                                                                                      Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                                                                                        • Serge_Oprano
                                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                                                          • 9820
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                                                                                                                                          Serge wins the award for "Biggest Player that I've yet to meet"


                                                                                                                                                          Our paths just never seem to cross....

                                                                                                                                                          LS
                                                                                                                                                          there are 2 reasons for it:

                                                                                                                                                          1) my "player" days were over before yours have begun
                                                                                                                                                          ;-)))

                                                                                                                                                          2) I am in bed at 10...
                                                                                                                                                          ;-))
                                                                                                                                                          I am easier to catch at 5-6 am @ the coffee shop
                                                                                                                                                          ;-)))

                                                                                                                                                          come see us at Oprano booth, I'll be flashing my "poonani" and signing "Wanna pet Zee Taigah" photographs from 9 til 10
                                                                                                                                                          ;-))))

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                                                                                                                                                            • Serge_Oprano
                                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 9820
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by SweetT
                                                                                                                                                              Who? Me?? Party???

                                                                                                                                                              Nah....my idea of quality entertainment is a 6 pack and a bug zapper ;)


                                                                                                                                                              --T
                                                                                                                                                              "bug zapper"? no wonder every doorman in LV knows your name,
                                                                                                                                                              you party animal you
                                                                                                                                                              ;-)))

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