Post a Picture of your most recent post.

rrrrrrrright....

Will a screencap do?

haha zebra

now I'd like a cap of that cap where you're looking at your shoes

Will a pic of my toenail that is growing back after being infected and removed several months ago work?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

dude, zebra, that's fucking sick.... you make me proud

God damn.. I thought my chopmeat feet were bad..

That looks like fucking trench foot!

NIIIICE!!!

Here is a pic of my ingrown as it was being pulled from my body.


And here it is as the doc was killing the root

btw, the entire head of a cotton swab is submerged into the soft mushy void in that pic.

I go in so often, he lets me film them now. I've thought about having it removed, but damn, it looks worse than the ingrowns, so no thanks.

im suddenly hungry for some andouille sausage in a can

HOLY HELL!

no wonder your fucking shoes are red...

what in the hell is going on with you feet man? That looks God awful.

Actually having it removed was really painless. The doc sprayed my toe with some freezing shit and the poured some more freezing shit on it 10 minutes later then he stuck a needle under the toenail to see if I could feel anything.. didn't feel a thing. He gave me a shot of numbing agent that lasted all day (he said the freezing shit he poured on would only last an hour). Then he went to town and cut the bastard out. Cut down the sides then cut across the bottom. There was a huge pucket of puss under the center of the cuticle and when he hit that the shit sprayed up a foot like a little yellow geyser. He put some shit on the cuticle to kill what was left and then wrapped it up. Gave me a presciption for some good pain pills which I was glad to have once the shot wore off.

I prayed real hard to the toenail god and he granted me a guardian toenail gremlin that sucks out any bad germs that can cause infections. Little guy does a good job, although it really pisses him off when I put my shoe on.

I think he is related to the Creature From the Black Lagoon but dont quote me on that...

I don't know how this turned into the freaky foot thread... ;)