some spam/scene raps to bump in your ride

someone sent me one of your mp3's yesterday & i bumped it in my ride today...i was crackin up,....good shit man

hahaha word

seriously, i think with enough back though this could be the next big thing.

once dealing spam becomes a felony and possessing spam is a misdemeanor then we will be provided with street credit

maybe steve case's legal team will play it at your hearing

hahahaha i doubt i will ever get the pleasure.

i have been threatened once but overall my traffic is pretty clean. spam is just a cool word and rhymes with so much it is hard to abandon.

it worked for weird al yankovic

all my spamtastic songs with the exception of hotel game and aoflashback are done in a similar vein.

i, however, would prefer not to ride that train to musical fame. he can play a mean polka though.

represent the nerdy south motherfucker throw it up for your pocket protector

cold reboots .....on the linux roots

is that how it went?...i forget now

still spam by that mighty whitey sea racker

cold reboots with the ohday linux roots
i got a job - but i still spam
i pay my rent - with the netmail sent
but that's okay - cuz i spam right

got a quarter tank of phish - and an optin list
and thats alright - cuz im the white
i card domains - im my mommas name
i'm spammin rich - dadah dahdah

get your cucucu cracker phish gon shine
instead of scamming that thing spammuhs lets ride
im the number one spammah and we gon glide
wit a winsock collector on wm_hide
do that lobby chatroom sixteen letter
whos chatting room or even better
invoke spam that token whether
we hit them rooms like whips n leather
three char leets with the caps on the inside
indents with the cash whywork we so fly
number one dont tangle and twist it
when it come to this spam i am that biznitch
the cucucu cris with the merlin interior
newbie ass spammers yo they act so inferior
its whitey the cracker and im the stunna
i spam like the can baby fate room runnah

have you ever had a spam page that made u a buck
turn around take it down and not give a fuck
you was mailing with formmail - sendsafe behind me
now i got a new method and thats where u find me
cruising through the rooms spammigating them whores
taking whos chatting blocks of twenty fours
with an mail drop headed straight for your box
or an IM if im feeling the knox
pull the statpage up - start the three step process
check my ratios and calculate my losses
bout a hundred lists and they gotta be mailed fast
call up pad and rogers homeboy they bout that
theyll show you some shit rookie press that butt
start button went eheh and all of a sudden
fifteen threads didnt see no buyers
then i heard bling from the transferred wires

lemme slide in the room with the phish i assume
scroll my stats once and then mail the poon
its the spammer spammer man - ill do it again
from the town square to the men for men
looking at my outlook its about that time
two sponsors sending checks at 9
new content up its a porno showing
up and down and up they going

loaded up my ghoster - fate x you know what
that signup page yo dawg thats yo stuff
i come up in the room and lovely
spammers flock to me cuz i make the money

tgp listings and my shits at the top
the spammer keeps spamming even when i stop
got a prog called shazam that i scored from grift
an old school spammer with a new face lift

never thought i would run into veebee kids again.

the old school returns to fatten their pockets.

hahahahahahahahaha

if you really wrote all that shit yourself & did the vocals...you're officially party goat approved



A P P R O V E D

i accept this honor humbly and i shall spend the rest of my waking days spreading the gospel.

We'll be playing this tomorrow on the D$ Show!

Can't wait.

jea i can tack another 15 onto my famous minutes
or 3 or whatever

dont ruin my moment