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So you think you can rap?

12-26-2002, 07:29 PM

OK, we're going live tomorrow with another D$ Show. How can I top Lensman from last week? Maybe we can ask Dokk to re-run that interview after this live show tomorrow.

OK, how can we top it?

Let's do a Webmaster Battle MC contest tomorrow, live on my talk show.

Last week TheFly laid down a wicked flow, then Gary from Sex.com did his version of Ice Cube. We'll just say it was very entertaining.

So, is there anyone one else out there who would like to compete for 5 VIP passes to this Players Ball with Xzibit and Digital Underground?

Show up at 1:00 pm pacific or 4:00 eastern and log into the live chat room. http://www.d-moneyshow.com

Who can lay it down? If we discover someone who's really good, maybe we'll give you an opportunity to rap with Xzibit, live! Maybe...

C'mon! Let's get some confirmation in this thread so we can include you in our newsletter.

Too Damn Fly? You got flow kid? Lightspeed? K-Man? Aaron? Lens? Kristin? Who's callin'?

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12-26-2002, 07:34 PM

I dont wanna hurt anyone with my rhymes so I will keep my mind under control..

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12-26-2002, 07:36 PM

and I can out rap xhibit..word is bond

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12-26-2002, 07:50 PM

I wraped the hell out of some gifts Tuesday evening. I will be happy to give you a sampling of my wraping skills if you like. All my gifts were wraped tight! LOL!!

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12-26-2002, 07:51 PM

i'd rather see the FLY rep for the BoneProne family...too many good rappers can spoil the broth

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12-26-2002, 07:53 PM

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12-26-2002, 07:57 PM

I am very tempted to make an ass of myself. I may have to put some rhymes together for this one

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12-26-2002, 08:10 PM

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I am very tempted to make an ass of myself. I may have to put some rhymes together for this one

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12-26-2002, 08:10 PM

mortally wounded that I wasn't mentioned.............

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

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12-26-2002, 08:14 PM

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mortally wounded that I wasn't mentioned.............

you rap?? by the way I love your cartoons on your site...very character adding

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12-26-2002, 08:46 PM

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12-26-2002, 08:50 PM

hey d you got an icq or something so i can holla at ya boy? ill probably shoot you an email too.

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12-26-2002, 08:54 PM

I've got my eyes on his ass real steady, I'm ready
He pulls out the black machete
With my luck, I think I'm stuck
It's a 20 to 12, so I pulls out my nun chucks
Start my working with style and finesse
But the old man's blind so he's not impressed
I swing, he hits me with the boom pang ping
Fall onto the ground I can hear my ears ring
He smiles, my nigga dials 911
Boom, don't you know my guillotine weighs a ton
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I flow when I snatch, decapitate his ass
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12-26-2002, 08:56 PM

if i can make the show ill throw it up live but either way the mighty whitey cracker keeps his shit scene oriented.

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12-26-2002, 09:13 PM

ytcracker, pop me an e-mail, give me your icq in it.

C'mon PornJester, let's hear something. We're doing, Webmaster Idol tomorrow.

I want to hear someone rap. If you don't have time to write something industry based, let's hear an actual rap that you know the words to.

If only one person comes on the show and raps, they get 5 VIP's complimentary of Fantasyman and CEcash.

If you know an Xzibit rap, and can do it well, you get 7 VIP's.

If you know a Digital Underground rap, and you do it well, I might have you do it live on the show with Money B and throw ya 6 VIP's.

Now, if can flow like Pac, for get about it! VIP 4 life!

If you can rap like Biggie, or look like him, same rule applies. LOL

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12-26-2002, 09:18 PM

gotmail @ webmaster@dms

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12-26-2002, 09:21 PM

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12-26-2002, 09:22 PM

take two on that mail

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12-26-2002, 09:48 PM

Vegas is a comming
The locals just can't wait
webbies pretend pimpin
bimbos line up straight

The Players love to party
The haters do their thing
The tiger's preped for pettin
but he purrs C2K!

People come a running
Money all around
t-shirts tell the story
of programs all abound

The players land in vegas
spreading bout their green
locals drop the carpet
straight to their limosine

Flash can tell the story
of serge and ron's dispute
money verses people
passes - all or few

strippers, hookers, booze joints
every vice you can dream up
Vegas baby vegas
Porn fuels THIS town - no doubt.

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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

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12-26-2002, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream
Vegas is a comming
The locals just can't wait
webbies pretend pimpin
bimbos line up straight

The Players love to party
The haters do their thing
The tiger's preped for pettin
but he purrs C2K!

People come a running
Money all around
t-shirts tell the story
of programs all abound

The players land in vegas
spreading bout their green
locals drop the carpet
straight to their limosine

Flash can tell the story
of serge and ron's dispute
money verses people
passes - all or few

strippers, hookers, booze joints
every vice you can dream up
Vegas baby vegas
Porn fuels THIS town - no doubt.

SUHWEEEET !!!
Somebody got Nelly's agent's number handy ???

If you can rap like Biggie, or look like him, same rule applies.

I think we got a winner on BOTH accounts !!!

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12-26-2002, 10:10 PM

one time for the dankcash in the vegas 2k3
twenty inches no stranger to me
roll on legs that will chop your arms off
depress your game so much you ingest that zoloft
stay so hot exothermal
piss you off just like a urinal
i flush you out like a vegas rounder
while you only see one side of the game like a flounder
mailed them optins stay blinging
no less than 10k a minute when im swingin
no compromise for the best
dankcash stay branded on my chest
put it down for my peeps cuz
still #1 in the industry of the asscheeks cuz
got butts and lips and them banging hips
aria giovanni on the mpeg clips
streaming shit for these fools
constantly hit refresh on affiliate tools
money still stay no object
turn it out like a vb project

one time word is bond insert obligatory shoutouts here

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12-26-2002, 10:33 PM

split, double, hit me
players have no fear
pile them chips up higher
bet big, it's the beer

12clicks flings them bones hard
they bounce against the wall
snake eyes - noone cashes
He snorts and throws the dealer another green wad

Kimmy plays the tables
she aims for 21
the dealer busts her card count
so she charges it to "someone"

Hungry needs his plane fare
lost big at dollar machines
he pulls the level slowly
and prays for tripple zings

Lightspeed knows his poker
been playing through the night
Aly calls his bluff though
and makes bank on him tonight!

The Fly takes drinks for nothing
Babes keep bringing him new ones
They think he's playing blackjack
But he's just resting his buns

FM buys a ticket
to win a bright new car
He's happy when he wins it
Next FM contest prize - that car!

Todamnfli spins the roulette wheel
the colors whirr and shine
The ball lands next to his bet
Next time he'll win , next time

The players just love vegas
the casinos like them too
vegas baby vegas
porn rules this town, no doubt

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12-26-2002, 10:39 PM

Anyone ever hear BT from Traffic Cash Gold? The boy has full cuts on MP3.. I heard it.. It sounds good..

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12-26-2002, 10:41 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream
split, double, hit me
players have no fear
pile them chips up higher
bet big, it's the beer

12clicks flings them bones hard
they bounce against the wall
snake eyes - noone cashes
He snorts and throws the dealer another green wad

Kimmy plays the tables
she aims for 21
the dealer busts her card count
so she charges it to "someone"

Hungry needs his plane fair
lost big at dollar machines
he pulls the level slowly
and prays for tripple zings

Lightspeed knows his poker
been playing through the night
Aly calls his bluff though
and makes bank on him tonight!

The Fly takes drinks for nothing
Babes keep bringing him new ones
They think he's playing blackjack
But he's just resting his buns

FM buys a ticket
to win a bright new car
He's happy when he wins it
Next FM contest prize - that car!

Todamnfli spins the roulette wheel
the colors whirr and shine
The ball lands next to his bet
Next time he'll win , next time

The players just love vegas
the casinos like them too
vegas baby vegas
porn rules this town, no doubt

Fukk Nelly's agent ... this boy's ON FIRE !!!
I'm gonna manage him myself !!!

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12-26-2002, 10:41 PM

Originally posted by ytcracker
one time for the dankcash in the vegas 2k3
twenty inches no stranger to me
roll on legs that will chop your arms off
depress your game so much you ingest that zoloft
stay so hot exothermal
piss you off just like a urinal
i flush you out like a vegas rounder
while you only see one side of the game like a flounder
mailed them optins stay blinging
no less than 10k a minute when im swingin
no compromise for the best
dankcash stay branded on my chest
put it down for my peeps cuz
still #1 in the industry of the asscheeks cuz
got butts and lips and them banging hips
aria giovanni on the mpeg clips
streaming shit for these fools
constantly hit refresh on affiliate tools
money still stay no object
turn it out like a vb project

one time word is bond insert obligatory shoutouts here

it was cool until you said "vb project"

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12-26-2002, 10:46 PM

Originally posted by pr0

it was cool until you said "vb project"

never underestimate the leet vb

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12-26-2002, 10:50 PM

can he be a civilian sponsored by an adult webmaster? i got a friend from compton who can beat box almost as good as doug e fresh and can freestyle as good as eminem, for real

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12-26-2002, 11:31 PM

WTF ?!?
Aaron is already trying to ride on Scott's coat-tail to fame and fortune !!! Figures
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12-26-2002, 11:31 PM

Nah, has to be an industry peep.

LOL

Good stuff so far.

I hope we hear some raps tomorrow, not wraps. ;)

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12-27-2002, 12:25 AM

We have some tunes sent in by my favorite cracker!

Can't wait.

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12-27-2002, 12:27 AM

whirred ^

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12-27-2002, 12:57 AM

Here's my cut: http://www.garageband.com/artist/dBlond

*Hook:*
Always on a mission
So I stay in transition
Watch the opposition
Follow my intuition
Still alive and kickin but I bitch and complain
I need more do, mo' money man.

Check it out, let me know what ya think.
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12-27-2002, 01:03 AM

Originally posted by hybrid
Here's my cut: http://www.garageband.com/artist/dBlond

*Hook:*
Always on a mission
So I stay in transition
Watch the opposition
Follow my intuition
Still alive and kickin but I bitch and complain
I need more do, mo' money man.

Check it out, let me know what ya think.

damn that shit is gritty i dig it
keep it up

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12-27-2002, 01:24 AM

....recorded in a clozet.
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12-27-2002, 08:09 AM

I'll call in tommorrow so be prepared. Imma lay it down for ya D-money

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12-27-2002, 09:50 AM

Dude, that YTCracker is good!

Is YTC reading this, come on the live show today!

I'll play your tunes, I really liked #1 Spammah, awesome shit.

So, hook me up with your backline and rider, you're rappin' at the Players Ball fo sho!

Want to do it? Digital Underground is doing a remix set, maybe you can perform a track or 2 with them and we'll record it to DAT and burn it later.

Who else can rap? I want callers today you fuckers! Back that shit up!

BT, you got flow too?

Yo, D$ Show Raps today live, WEBMASTER BATTLE MC CONTEST!!!!

Winner gets at least 5 VIP's to the Players Ball and an opportunity to rap infront of 4,000 plus webmasters.

If we discover a bunch of fools who can rap, they can do it together, live! And who knows, maybe you really can be discovered. We do have a Battle MC performing, Xzibit. He was in the 8 Mile as a Battle MC.

I'll make you famous!

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12-27-2002, 10:02 AM

This girl is,
a Porn Slanger

Make you think the girls
All wanna bang ya.

Layin the flow,
Get it up hard

Throw down your plastic
Enter your credit card.

Make you horny
Love me long time

That's right I hang kid
Lay down a dope rhyme.

Peace Out

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12-27-2002, 10:05 AM

Cheshire, nice!

Comin' on the show to represent the ladies? Show the men that a lady can Mack!

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12-27-2002, 10:12 AM

Originally posted by D-Money
Dude, that YTCracker is good!

Is YTC reading this, come on the live show today!

I'll play your tunes, I really liked #1 Spammah, awesome shit.

So, hook me up with your backline and rider, you're rappin' at the Players Ball fo sho!

Want to do it? Digital Underground is doing a remix set, maybe you can perform a track or 2 with them and we'll record it to DAT and burn it later.

Who else can rap? I want callers today you fuckers! Back that shit up!

BT, you got flow too?

Yo, D$ Show Raps today live, WEBMASTER BATTLE MC CONTEST!!!!

Winner gets at least 5 VIP's to the Players Ball and an opportunity to rap infront of 4,000 plus webmasters.

If we discover a bunch of fools who can rap, they can do it together, live! And who knows, maybe you really can be discovered. We do have a Battle MC performing, Xzibit. He was in the 8 Mile as a Battle MC.

I'll make you famous!

ill rip it up at the players ball no doubt - dmoney you can be my manager/agent and take the standard 90% cut of all my earnings. ;)

ill try my best to get up in there for sure. i should be listening and in the chat if anything.

i got a couple of cats in my dankcash posse that will be calling in to represent as well - they will throw down for sure. keep it guttah and grimy.

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12-27-2002, 10:15 AM

"ill rip it up at the players ball no doubt - dmoney you can be my manager/agent and take the standard 90% cut of all my earnings. ;)

ill try my best to get up in there for sure. i should be listening and in the chat if anything.

i got a couple of cats in my dankcash posse that will be calling in to represent as well - they will throw down for sure. keep it guttah and grimy."

Deal!

No diggity dank!

Today will be fun.

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12-27-2002, 10:25 AM

Well Bryce, I won't rip the mic with you .. but I'll most certainly breakout the old school breakdance flava at the playersball.
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