Benson & Hedges.. Menthol baby! And I started smoking when I was 9 - started smokin weed @ 9 1/2! Ha, and my parents thought they were moving in to a good neighborhood! Started watching porn at 11 - I was practicing my whole life for this career!
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Originally posted by JDog Benson & Hedges.. Menthol baby! And I started smoking when I was 9 - started smokin weed @ 9 1/2! Ha, and my parents thought they were moving in to a good neighborhood! Started watching porn at 11 - I was practicing my whole life for this career!
1984 was a very good year, when as a 17 year old idiot, I took my first puff. Marlboro Red if memory serves me correctly
1985 and I wisely upped the ante to Camel filterless, 2 packs a day.
1986 developed a bad cough so brilliantly decided I needed a filter... Benson and Hedges Special Filter, 2-3 packs a day (Hey, they were LONG days!)
1995 first and ONLY attempt ever at quitting. Lasted 21 days when now ex-wife stormed out of house, went to shop, stormed back in, threw packet at me and said, "For fucks sake, have a smoke, you are driving me fucking crazy"
1998 got REALLY sick. In an amazingly brave and fucking idiotic move, decided that smoking had NOTHING to do with it.
2003 sitting here at computer, posting on GFY, cigarette dangling from corner of mouth (as usual!!) and counting the days until someone gets to claim on my life insurance FAR earlier than the national average.
Honestly, I would smoke chains if I could get the bastards to stay lit.
For an (apparently) really smart guy, I am pretty fucking stupid.
I reckon I could have bought a house with what my constant nicotine fix has cost me over the past 19 years.
[sigh]
[puff]
[inhale]
[exhale]
[ash]
[relax]
You don't die from the first heart attack, you die worrying about the 2nd one.
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Originally posted by EvilToyBoy 1984 was a very good year, when as a 17 year old idiot, I took my first puff. Marlboro Red if memory serves me correctly
1985 and I wisely upped the ante to Camel filterless, 2 packs a day.
1986 developed a bad cough so brilliantly decided I needed a filter... Benson and Hedges Special Filter, 2-3 packs a day (Hey, they were LONG days!)
1995 first and ONLY attempt ever at quitting. Lasted 21 days when now ex-wife stormed out of house, went to shop, stormed back in, threw packet at me and said, "For fucks sake, have a smoke, you are driving me fucking crazy"
1998 got REALLY sick. In an amazingly brave and fucking idiotic move, decided that smoking had NOTHING to do with it.
2003 sitting here at computer, posting on GFY, cigarette dangling from corner of mouth (as usual!!) and counting the days until someone gets to claim on my life insurance FAR earlier than the national average.
Honestly, I would smoke chains if I could get the bastards to stay lit.
For an (apparently) really smart guy, I am pretty fucking stupid.
I reckon I could have bought a house with what my constant nicotine fix has cost me over the past 19 years.
[sigh]
[puff]
[inhale]
[exhale]
[ash]
[relax]
You don't die from the first heart attack, you die worrying about the 2nd one.
As fucked up as smoking may be, I remember what my father used to say:
If you don't drink
If you don't smoke
If you don't eat fatty food
If you don't cavort with bad women
You won't actually live any longer
But it sure as hell will seem like you do.
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I smoked cigarettes for years, Davidoff. But now I'm off cigs for over a year and I love it. I do smoke the occasional cigar though buyt I'm no longer addicted. Kickass.
Originally posted by EvilToyBoy As fucked up as smoking may be, I remember what my father used to say:
If you don't drink
If you don't smoke
If you don't eat fatty food
If you don't cavort with bad women
You won't actually live any longer
But it sure as hell will seem like you do.
I had some lunch at The Corner Bakery today and heard some lady blowing her nose but it sounded weird. I noticed a Catheter sticking through the middle of her throat.
I lost my appetite rather quickly the sound was to much to bare.
Went outside and lit up a smoke. Fuckit. Live the day like its your last no matter wut cuz you never know...
really started smoking only 1 (yeah *one*) year ago... still manage to smoke only when i'm with friends, so it's ok with me now... just gotta make sure i don't start smoking when i'm behind this computer, because then i'll be lost
started with all kinds of eastern-european garbage (when i was travelling),
then i smoked stuyvesant red for a while,
now most of the time i smoke lucky strikes light or dunhill or benson & hedges silver... i just seem to prefer bat (british american tobacco)
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