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  • necoeds
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    • Nov 2002
    • 2453

    #1

    need to know what drunk girls should....... (not a bs post)

    What's up..... need something funny to put on the front of a t-shirt that guys and chicks would want at the bars..... i've given away about 1,000 shirts so far with just my logo..... but it's getting old..... need something funny..... :-)

    I was thinking.....

    "I'm drunk, take advantage of me..." or something like that on the front, then my site logo on the back........ or vise versa.....



    ANY IDEAS?
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  • asuna
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 8743

    #2
    Enter here
    |
    |
    |
    |
    \/

    If you can read this, I must be drunk, Punk in Drublic?

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    • m0rph3us
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      • Mar 2001
      • 2033

      #3
      This text on a chicks' tank top right in the middle of her chest.


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      • asuna
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        • May 2002
        • 8743

        #4
        Also, I can get rid of a few tshirts if you want... are they for guys or girls/

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        • Pipecrew
          Master of Gfy.com
          • Feb 2002
          • 14888

          #5
          "Closet Nerd"

          send me one

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          • LUCL0NELY
            So Fucking Banned
            • Sep 2002
            • 1527

            #6
            Originally posted by asuna
            Also, I can get rid of a few tshirts if you want... are they for guys or girls/
            cash war = car wash

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            • necoeds
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2002
              • 2453

              #7
              I can hook anybody up with some shirts for free (if you post a legit idea)......

              I am going to order 750 guys l/xl..... and 1000 girls (1 size fits all) tank tops.......




              PS- If you want a free shirt then just email me (btw, i'm not a spammer mofo) where you want it shipped, and i'll hook ya up....

              my email is:

              [email protected]


              (huskers gonna beat ol'miss next week.... maybe )
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              • Zoe_Zoebaboe
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                • Jul 2002
                • 4463

                #8
                I would love a shirt

                an idea could be...

                On the back...*hey you, my tits are on the other side*
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                • Pipecrew
                  Master of Gfy.com
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 14888

                  #9
                  Please remove both my girlfriends from your site

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                  • asuna
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                    • May 2002
                    • 8743

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Zoe_Zoebaboe
                    I would love a shirt

                    an idea could be...

                    On the back...*hey you, my tits are on the other side*
                    Thats fucking great

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                    • necoeds
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                      • Nov 2002
                      • 2453

                      #11
                      Those girls are avail for hire :-) Trailer trash biznitches always do the craziest shiate for next to nuthin......


                      Even lucy lonely azn boy could afford 'em :-)
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                      • asuna
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                        • May 2002
                        • 8743

                        #12
                        check your email

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                        • Kiko_Wu
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                          • May 2002
                          • 182

                          #13
                          1000 girls (1 size fits all) tank tops
                          Order small. Girls look a lot better in a tight shirt than a loose one. And if a girls too fat to squeeze into a small you wouldn't really want her on your site anyway right? Everytime I help out someone in the industry and shoot a t-shirt pic for their site I have to take scissors to it and do surgery so it's snug enough to be even slightly interesting. Tight is good.
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                          • corvette
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                            • Oct 2001
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                            #14
                            How about this?
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                            • Dusen
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                              • Aug 2002
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                              #15


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                              • TheFLY
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 11856

                                #16
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                                "Do: Cop a feel... Don't: Feel a cop..."
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                                Just made that up...

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                                • LiveDose
                                  Show Yer Tits!
                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 25792

                                  #17
                                  If you want to create a buzz at the bar and get some good candid shots how about something like:

                                  "wanna trade shirts"

                                  or

                                  "let's trade"

                                  Then give 'em out to the hotties or have your models wear them.

                                  Plant the seed then ya just never know what peeps will do when they are suckin' down liquid courage!

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                                  • necoeds
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 2453

                                    #18
                                    I always create a buzz at all the local bars..... And i always trade shirts for tits..... and my girls always wear them too..... I just want something kinda cleavor that'll make the girls REALLY want them
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                                    • RockDaddy
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                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 750

                                      #19
                                      Drunk blonde slut

                                      How about a cartoon picture of a cat face with big red lips puckered up and the slogan "MY PUSSY WANTS A KISS"

                                      edited to add...

                                      OR "KISS MY PUSSY"
                                      Last edited by RockDaddy; 12-19-2002, 09:45 PM.

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                                      • Kris
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                                        • Apr 2002
                                        • 940

                                        #20
                                        have you seen the velcro shirts? black shirts with a strip of velcro on the chest area, then you get letters to stick on. let people make their own shirt...

                                        and here's a line you could print...

                                        "nice shoes."
                                        I am the walrus.

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                                        • eRock
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                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 3112

                                          #21
                                          I Just Got Nailed & All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
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                                          • HungSolo
                                            Registered User
                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 582

                                            #22
                                            Liquor in the Front


                                            Poker in the Rear



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                                            • Cheshire
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                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 5738

                                              #23
                                              Let's get Casual


                                              Do you wanna make out?
                                              Last edited by Cheshire; 12-20-2002, 11:42 AM.


                                              just a little bit naughty

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                                              • ServerGenius
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                                                • Feb 2002
                                                • 9377

                                                #24
                                                Front: I'm a Virgin!
                                                back: This is a very old Shirt

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                                                • kindafreaky
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                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 86

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by RockDaddy
                                                  How about a cartoon picture of a cat face with big red lips puckered up and the slogan "MY PUSSY WANTS A KISS"

                                                  edited to add...

                                                  OR "KISS MY PUSSY"
                                                  I would go for this one
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                                                  • Dax
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                                                    • Apr 2002
                                                    • 3161

                                                    #26
                                                    " I fucked your girlfriend..."

                                                    ".... no... really I did "

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                                                    • Dax
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                                                      • Apr 2002
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                                                      #27
                                                      " Sorry boys... I eat pussy! "

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                                                      • WhatAboutBob?
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                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                        • 66

                                                        #28
                                                        Pork
                                                        the other word for sex
                                                        Long live Bob!

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                                                        • Dax
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                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                          • 3161

                                                          #29
                                                          Pussy....

                                                          ... the other pink meat!

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                                                          • traffictrader
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                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                            • 1331

                                                            #30
                                                            lol

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                                                            • asuna
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                                                              • May 2002
                                                              • 8743

                                                              #31
                                                              bump, all great ideas
                                                              but some of them are tshirthell.com rips. :P

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                                                              • pixelminx
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                • 522

                                                                #32
                                                                Really tiny on the front across the chest for girls "If you can read this... you're not illiterate."

                                                                Or something like...

                                                                "Ask me about 3-input"

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                                                                • pixelminx
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                  • 522

                                                                  #33
                                                                  or...


                                                                  " []/////> Me "

                                                                  or

                                                                  "I eat guys/girl like you for breakfast!"
                                                                  Last edited by pixelminx; 12-20-2002, 02:03 PM.
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                                                                  • pixelminx
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                                                                    • Dec 2002
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    "Daddy said fuck the postman, but marry the doctor"
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                                                                    • Dax
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                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                      • 3161

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by asuna
                                                                      bump, all great ideas
                                                                      but some of them are tshirthell.com rips. :P

                                                                      Shhhhhh !

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                                                                      • necoeds
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                                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                                        • 2453

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Come on.... any more ideas? Does anybody else want some free shirts?
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                                                                        • cheekycherry
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                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                          • 1703

                                                                          #37
                                                                          How about this?
                                                                          Who are those girls corvet? They are fucking hot!

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                                                                          • irisPornKings
                                                                            I have traffic for sale!
                                                                            • Oct 2002
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            "i love my boobies"!

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                                                                            • necoeds
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                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                              • 2453

                                                                              #39
                                                                              I took that pic.... They're REAL trailer trash chicks that live down the street from one of my buddies......
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                                                                              • Yan
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                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                • 15

                                                                                #40
                                                                                "I wish those were brains"

                                                                                I saw that somewhere though. Still, it's KooL.

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                                                                                • eRock
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                                                                                  • Apr 2001
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Push! Push! In the tush!
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                                                                                  • Squishy
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                                                                                    • Aug 2001
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    "If these were brains, I'd be Stephen Hawking."

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                                                                                    • Cohen
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                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                      • 1099

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      if a girl, but this on the lover backside of the shirt:
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                                                                                      • x-vision
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I saw a shirt I liked that said:

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                                                                                        • Carrie
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                                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                                          • 3162

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Make sure the girls wear these without over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders...

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