My Favorite Limerick - I Dare You To Top It!

**Satan** · 12-19-2002, 04:43 PM

There was a young man from bengall
who was invited to fancey dress ball
he decided to risk it, so he dressed as a biscit
but a dog ate him up in the hall.

**UnseenWorld** · 12-19-2002, 04:48 PM

Another "Fookie" limerick:

Bob had a gal in Mobile
Whose pussy was made of blue steel.
She got her big thrills
From pneumatic drills
And off-centered emery wheels!

**Satan** · 12-19-2002, 04:52 PM

There was a young boy from sproket,
who wanted to fly in a rocket
the rocket went bang, his balls went clang
and his dick ended up in his poket

**Zoe_Zoebaboe** · 12-19-2002, 04:59 PM

Here's to the girl named Louise
Who's pubic hair hung to her knees
the crabs came together,
and knitted a sweater
so in Winter her c*nt would not freeze!

**Zoe_Zoebaboe** · 12-19-2002, 04:59 PM

hey! Whats with the vulgar language editing?

**fnet** · 12-19-2002, 04:59 PM

Here's one I wrote 14 years ago, hopefully I'm remembering it right:

There once was a girlie named Di
Who drank lots of booze to get high
But a rumbling would come
From deep down in her bum
And when she bent down she let fly

Forthcoming were fumes sent from Hell
And into the air they would swell
So that one must relate
That when she was eight
Her classmates would cry what's that smell?

I don't know why they let her keep drinking
Cause as long as she does she'll keep stinking
I bet they give her those potions
to get sexual motions
But what can those assholes be thinking?

I'm sure you'll conclude she's a whore
And that she's a slovenly bore
But just to confuse her
Let's all go accuse her
Of starting a chemical war!

**asuna** · 12-19-2002, 05:01 PM

Originally posted by Zoe_Zoebaboe
hey! Whats with the vulgar language editing?

if u say c*unt the non editied way, it comes out as hahahaha

**Azathoth** · 12-19-2002, 05:05 PM

Young Reggie needs six fucks a day
Just look what he's rogered today
Two ducks and a cow
A sheep and a sow
And a mare that he took in mid-neigh.

**Zoe_Zoebaboe** · 12-19-2002, 05:08 PM

Originally posted by asuna
if u say c*unt the non editied way, it comes out as hahahaha

thats stupid.

**SpaceAce** · 12-19-2002, 05:12 PM

There once was a plumber of Leigh,
Who was plumbing a girl by the sea.
Said the girl, "Stop plumbing! There's somebody coming!"
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me!"

SpaceAce

**Azathoth** · 12-19-2002, 05:14 PM

Heh... I got a few of these... I run a jokes mailing list

Poor Ericka thinks I just brag
About my long dong that I drag
Or use when Ms. Dole
Says, "Az, bring *that* pole;
We need it for hoisting the flag!"

**UnseenWorld** · 12-19-2002, 09:57 PM

Originally posted by Zoe_Zoebaboe

thats stupid.

And can someone explain WHY? Certainly Lens isn't given to being pussy-whipped by the political correctness thugs? That and the Ashcraft thing (can't spell it correctly or it, too, gets "fixed," but it's the name of the attorney general) mystify me.

**UnseenWorld** · 12-19-2002, 10:01 PM

A lonely sheep herder from Texas,
Doesn't know what conventional sex is,
He will grab for release
Anything that has fleece,
Caring not what the sex he selects is.

BV · 12-19-2002, 10:01 PM

Old mother Hubbard went to the cubbord
to fetch her dog a bone.
As she bent over
Rover drove her
and gave her a bone of his own. :-)

**Lee** · 12-19-2002, 10:09 PM

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
He exclaimed with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a c*unt I could fuck it

**UnseenWorld** · 12-19-2002, 10:10 PM

There once was a woman from Blight
Whose fuck was much faster than light.
Can you believe when I say
If I fucked her today
She'd cum on the preceding night?

My Favorite Limerick - I Dare You To Top It!

My Favorite Limerick - I Dare You To Top It!

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