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12-13-2002, 11:52 AM

fool.

quick summery

it starts with gary having something and not knowing the potential.

then the villen enters, he romances a girl at network solutions and securs the url illegially.

Gary is left out in the cold - and tries and tries to get it back but the big company just won't listen.

gary sells match.com to pay legal bills - near destitute

Stephen then makes more money than GOD with the sex.com url

<font size=+1>(insert car chase here) -> as Gary flips out in a rage! Like a ninja!</font>

many legal battles - Gary gets the URL back, stephen leaves the country.

Gary puts a bounty on retuning stephen to the USA, stephen avoids capture.
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12-13-2002, 11:53 AM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

fool.

quick summery

it starts with gary having something and not knowing the potential.

then the villen enters, he romances a girl at network solutions and securs the url illegially.

Gary is left out in the cold - and tries and tries to get it back but the big company just won't listen.

gary sells match.com to pay legal bills - near destitute

Stephen then makes more money than GOD with the sex.com url

many legal battles - Gary gets the URL back, stephen leaves the country.

Gary puts a bounty on retuning stephen to the USA, stephen avoids capture.

Gary holds INCREDIBLE orgy parties at the sex.com mansion

Gary changes sex.com format and many people say it make way less money when it should be making more.

i think that's a good start for a movie.
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12-13-2002, 11:55 AM

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel

sex, money, betrayel, manhunt, legal battles, cool career.

what the fuck interests you, growing tomatoes?

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12-13-2002, 11:57 AM

Originally posted by TheFLY
fool.

quick summery

it starts with gary having something and not knowing the potential.

then the villen enters, he romances a girl at network solutions and securs the url illegially.

Gary is left out in the cold - and tries and tries to get it back but the big company just won't listen.

gary sells match.com to pay legal bills - near destitute

Stephen then makes more money than GOD with the sex.com url

<font size=+1>(insert car chase here) -> as Gary flips out in a rage! Like a ninja!</font>

many legal battles - Gary gets the URL back, stephen leaves the country.

Gary puts a bounty on retuning stephen to the USA, stephen avoids capture.

Id watch it.
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12-13-2002, 11:58 AM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

sex, money, betrayel, manhunt, legal battles, cool career.

what the fuck interests you, growing tomatoes?

Yeah this movie is gonna rock... You can even throw some mafiaboss shit into the movie. Everyone loves that stuff.

Then throw in some 80's sounding electronic spy music... some exotic cars, hot babes, lavish parties... and you got yourself a winner.
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12-13-2002, 11:59 AM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

sex, money, betrayel, manhunt, legal battles, cool career.

what the fuck interests you, growing tomatoes?

Fly's car chasing scene might give a different taste in the movie

Seriously now,maybe it's not interesting story for me as a webmaster cause i'm familiar with it. On the other hand, I have heard stories than never reach boards from older webmasters that are at least more interesting for me.
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12-13-2002, 12:02 PM

my signature seems dead,likewhoa rules
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12-13-2002, 12:02 PM

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel

Fly's car chasing scene might give a different taste in the movie

Seriously now,maybe it's not interesting story for me as a webmaster cause i'm familiar with it. On the other hand, I have heard stories than never reach boards from older webmasters that are at least more interesting for me.

It's all about exaggeration man! Movies always exaggerate... How many times can Jackie Chan save the world?
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12-13-2002, 12:04 PM

Somebody get Paramount on the phone. We got the damn movie right here!

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12-13-2002, 12:06 PM

who's gonna be the director?
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12-13-2002, 12:09 PM

Actually at my first Internext show -- at a party I met a writer that was studying our industry for a movie... It's going to happen sooner or later -- it's a glamourous movie about a new phenomenon... Adult Webmastering.

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12-13-2002, 12:10 PM

Large sums of cash.
Wire transfers.
Hackers racing in Vipers.
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12-13-2002, 12:11 PM

Originally posted by TheFLY
Large sums of cash.
Wire transfers.
Hackers racing in Vipers.

many of us got our offices turned upsidedown after sept 11 for large international wire transfers.....

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12-13-2002, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
a movie for sex.com would be more boring than santa barbara tv serie

hehe, tell that to fox. movie is already in production. there's casting people and research types running around all over the place trying to get the 'inside' story.

well, if you like courtroom drama, and mao inhibitors, this may be the flick for you

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12-13-2002, 12:13 PM

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12-13-2002, 12:15 PM

Originally posted by clickpimp

hehe, tell that to fox. movie is already in production. there's casting people and research types running around all over the place trying to get the 'inside' story.

well, if you like courtroom drama, and mao inhibitors, this may be the flick for you

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AWESOME! I want to at least be an extra in the movie!
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12-13-2002, 12:16 PM

Originally posted by TheFLY

AWESOME! I want to at least be an extra in the movie!

get your actors guild cards ready for Internext folks, or they'll have to dub your voice in any speaking parts ... fox commeth!

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12-13-2002, 12:19 PM

Originally posted by clickpimp

get your actors guild cards ready for Internext folks, or they'll have to dub your voice in any speaking parts ... fox commeth!

I think Sleazy is in on this... that's why he started the thread...
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12-13-2002, 12:19 PM

let's hope then Al Pacino will play and for god's sake, the car chasing scene should last long
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12-13-2002, 12:20 PM

Originally posted by TheFLY

I think Sleazy is in on this... that's why he started the thread...

that's for sure,he is more evil than Pathfinder
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12-13-2002, 12:23 PM

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel

that's for sure,he is more evil than Pathfinder

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12-13-2002, 12:42 PM

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12clicks shuts down cheaters, he doesn't cheat.

"you broke my TOS cause you wore white socks on a Wed, I'm not sending you any more checks and it's too much effort for me to inform you about breaking my TOS so just keep sending traffic without getting paid"

Originally posted by jammyjenkins

people want drama, so it will probably be a webmaster with lots of criminal connections and dodgy dealings

where's serge got to?

I think Serge's old partner would be a good charector for a movie. I'm not going to mention his name because I like breathing and well, I'm afraid of this cat. Lots of you know who I'm talking about.

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12-13-2002, 12:44 PM

I think I'm going to bask in the glory of SleazyDream's genius...

We need lots of limos with dorks coming out of them, attached to glamorous models -- each followed by a swarm of media and flash photography, red carpets, glitter, the works... with Frank Sanatra horns in the background, big smiles, and lots of paper.

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12-13-2002, 12:50 PM

People that I meet imagine me as some guy always surrounded by hot slutty models... They already have fantisized our biz -- time to blow it up and cash in on the romance of our industry... making pornography even more acceptable to the masses. The Moulin Rouge of the present.
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12-13-2002, 12:56 PM

In the movie you could use include the Players Ball... Absurd pimps on the stage, frenetic midgets, wild colors, flashing leather -- a visual fury of tits and thongs, with a giant polished exotic wood penis waving through spurts of champagne and throngs of photographers...
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12-13-2002, 01:14 PM

Hahaha, Pete is a funny guy

(i dont know why he isn't popular among women)
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12-13-2002, 11:59 PM

Originally posted by [The Leader]

I think Serge's old partner would be a good charector for a movie. I'm not going to mention his name because I like breathing and well, I'm afraid of this cat. Lots of you know who I'm talking about.

what's wrong with posting the name you wuss? wait, hang on there's a knock at my door

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12-14-2002, 03:33 AM

Yeah right, theyll really make a movie about some fat ugly ass sitting at a computer 20 hours a day. The most dramatic part of his life being when he has to lift his blubber off a wooden stool and go fetch a cup of coffee, and the perils that ensue along the way.

The suspense factor will be whether he ever makes it back safely to his computer where he can stuff his face with pizza and belch to the sound of tapping at his keyboard.

That'll really sell tickets. Thrown in Sandra Bullock and it still sinks without a trace.

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12-14-2002, 07:35 AM

Originally posted by TheFLY
In the movie you could use include the Players Ball... Absurd pimps on the stage, frenetic midgets, wild colors, flashing leather -- a visual fury of tits and thongs, with a giant polished exotic wood penis waving through spurts of champagne and throngs of photographers...

here's the thing, a slob dressed webmaster goes to a party where's there's a line up full of ultra hot porn star type babes and guys in $5000 suits. they all laugh at him saying there's a dress code to get into this webmaster party. He goes up to the security guards and asks to go in, they snort at him and say he'll never get in the way he's dressed and needs a vip pass just to get in line which he doesn't have. The slop tells the guard to mention his name to his boss, the guard laughs but the slop webmaster just gives the guard a look that means business. The guard calls up, looks shocked, and then lets the guy into the party ahead of everyone else and wishes him a fun evening. The people in the lineup all shit themselves watching this.

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12-14-2002, 07:54 AM

we'll it would be fun to see a movie telling the story about the australian porn mafia...but it would have to be renamed to us porn mafia so that normal people actually would go and watch the movie...

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12-14-2002, 07:58 AM

Originally posted by TheFLY
fool.

quick summery

it starts with gary having something and not knowing the potential.

then the villen enters, he romances a girl at network solutions and securs the url illegially.

Gary is left out in the cold - and tries and tries to get it back but the big company just won't listen.

gary sells match.com to pay legal bills - near destitute

Stephen then makes more money than GOD with the sex.com url

<font size=+1>(insert car chase here) -> as Gary flips out in a rage! Like a ninja!</font>

many legal battles - Gary gets the URL back, stephen leaves the country.

Gary puts a bounty on retuning stephen to the USA, stephen avoids capture.

OK it sounds good, so long as Brad Pitt plays the part of Charly.

But who are we going to get to play Aaron? Could of been that comedian John Candy but he's gone.

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12-14-2002, 08:02 AM

Too bad John Candy is dead.

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12-14-2002, 08:07 AM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

here's the thing, a slob dressed webmaster goes to a party where's there's a line up full of ultra hot porn star type babes and guys in $5000 suits. they all laugh at him saying there's a dress code to get into this webmaster party. He goes up to the security guards and asks to go in, they snort at him and say he'll never get in the way he's dressed and needs a vip pass just to get in line which he doesn't have. The slop tells the guard to mention his name to his boss, the guard laughs but the slop webmaster just gives the guard a look that means business. The guard calls up, looks shocked, and then lets the guy into the party ahead of everyone else and wishes him a fun evening. The people in the lineup all shit themselves watching this.

You had a very lacking social life when you were younger didnt you?
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12-14-2002, 08:09 AM

Originally posted by Pipecrew

You had a very lacking social life when you were younger didnt you?

i took that from a real experience I had at internext one year. Maybe if you EVER make a penny or two in this business you might be able to go there some year......

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12-14-2002, 08:21 AM

A movie where IRS agents are after Jesus dialer in the congo...

Just have "Man on the Run" playing during the car chase...
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12-14-2002, 09:09 AM

My life in the biz has been so eventfull that I certainly will be the first.
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12-14-2002, 11:03 AM

This is how it's going to work.

(to be in this movie)

Step 1: You see, how do you think stars get to be stars? One day they just decide that they are going to be a star...! Do you think they just get to be stars by accident? No... These people practice to be stars... So let's practice being stars, right now!
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12-14-2002, 12:14 PM

if someone makes a movie about an adult webmaster it will result in tens of thousands new tgp's, tens of thousands new free sites and hundreds of thousands galleries with 40 pics each

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12-14-2002, 01:03 PM

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
if someone makes a movie about an adult webmaster it will result in tens of thousands new tgp's, tens of thousands new free sites and hundreds of thousands galleries with 40 pics each

I know, isn't it beautiful! GFY will be more popular than ever! Hahaha...
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12-14-2002, 06:49 PM

I would pay to see a movie about the sex.com fiascle

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12-14-2002, 07:04 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

12clicks shuts down cheaters, he doesn't cheat.

"you broke my TOS cause you wore white socks on a Wed, I'm not sending you any more checks and it's too much effort for me to inform you about breaking my TOS so just keep sending traffic without getting paid"

hehe, a TGP clown making fun of *my* TOS.

now THATS funny!

A good story would have to have a rise and fall. Seth might be good, JoeE if he doesn't bounce back.

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12-14-2002, 07:19 PM

can Rick Schroader play the part of Tanker fuck everyone keeps saying I look like him LOL

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12-14-2002, 10:41 PM

I could write such a book...but who would be the most interesting subject? Probably some one who got rich quick, then got into legal problems and lost it all/went to jail.
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