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  • pauliewalnutz
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    • Jul 2003
    • 486

    #1

    things you will never hear a man say to a woman

    STOP SUCKING MY DICK OR I WILL CALL THE POLICE!
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  • JamesK
    hi
    • Jun 2002
    • 16731

    #2
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    • Libertine
      sex dwarf
      • May 2002
      • 17860

      #3
      No, honey, I have a headache. Let's just cuddle tonight.
      /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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      • pauliewalnutz
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2003
        • 486

        #4
        Originally posted by punkworld
        No, honey, I have a headache. Let's just cuddle tonight.
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        • Zorgman
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          • Aug 2002
          • 6103

          #5
          Originally posted by punkworld
          No, honey, I have a headache. Let's just cuddle tonight.
          Depends what she looked like. A SNAG might say that.
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          • LadyMischief
            Orgasms N Such!
            • Sep 2002
            • 18135

            #6
            Go ahead honey, take the credit card and spend as MUCH as you like!

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            • pauliewalnutz
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2003
              • 486

              #7
              Originally posted by LadyMischief
              Go ahead honey, take the credit card and spend as MUCH as you like!
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              • Libertine
                sex dwarf
                • May 2002
                • 17860

                #8
                Originally posted by LadyMischief
                Go ahead honey, take the credit card and spend as MUCH as you like!
                Ehm...
                /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                • Katlicious72
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                  • Jul 2003
                  • 1665

                  #9
                  No I do not want your best friend to come over for a threesome
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                  • SENSEX
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                    • Jan 2003
                    • 1159

                    #10
                    "I agree, your ass is fat"

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                    • Katlicious72
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                      • Jul 2003
                      • 1665

                      #11
                      Yes your mother can live with us indefinitely!
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                      • Katlicious72
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 1665

                        #12
                        That woman I cheated on you with means a lot to me and I'm leaving you for her.
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                        • Zorgman
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 6103

                          #13
                          I'll cook dinner tonight.

                          I prefer the red dress, this one makes you look fat.
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                          • dougeetx
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                            • Apr 2002
                            • 6163

                            #14
                            Yes Honey. I love rubbing your feet.
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                            • LadyMischief
                              Orgasms N Such!
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 18135

                              #15
                              Sure sweetheart, I'd be GLAD to take out the garbage, clean the garage and mow the lawn, all for a blowjob!

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                              • Libertine
                                sex dwarf
                                • May 2002
                                • 17860

                                #16
                                Originally posted by LadyMischief
                                Sure sweetheart, I'd be GLAD to take out the garbage, clean the garage and mow the lawn, all for a blowjob!
                                You're kidding me right? Every man would say that
                                /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                • Zorgman
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 6103

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by punkworld


                                  You're kidding me right? Every man would say that
                                  I don't know man. I hate mowing the lawn.
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                                  • LadyMischief
                                    Orgasms N Such!
                                    • Sep 2002
                                    • 18135

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by punkworld


                                    You're kidding me right? Every man would say that
                                    And not get hit? :P

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                                    • Ice
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 26053

                                      #19
                                      We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
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                                      • evildick

                                        #20
                                        "No, I'm not gonna stick it in your ass! That's gross!"

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                                        • quiet
                                          we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                          • Sep 2001
                                          • 25115

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by evildick
                                          "No, I'm not gonna stick it in your ass! That's gross!"
                                          we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                          • JDog
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2003
                                            • 7453

                                            #22
                                            What about that earlier thead from yesterday! The guy basically called the cops because he didn't want sex! Oral sex or just sex, he didn't want it! And know he's in jail for 2 yrs! Man jailed for starting fire to avoid sex

                                            Now that's funny shit, if you haven't seen it already

                                            Plus I did that to my ex, I got tired of her asking for sex everyday, after I just worked 15 hrs and plus drove 2 - 3 hrs home! You just don't wanna do anything but sleep!

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                                            • AWC
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 1223

                                              #23
                                              welcome home baby... sit down and watch a soap while i get dinner ready.

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