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  • Voodoo
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    • Sep 2002
    • 10600

    #1

    WTF!!! Anyone else get this email?

    ATTN:PRESIDENT/CEO

    DEAR FRIEND,

    I AM MRS. SESE-SEKO WIDOW OF LATE PRESIDENT MOBUTU
    SESE-SEKO OF ZAIRE? NOW KNOWN AS DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC
    OF CONGO (DRC). I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER,
    THIS WAS IN CONFIDENCE CONSIDERING MY PRESENT
    CIRCUMSTANCE AND SITUATION.

    I ESCAPED ALONG WITH MY HUSBAND AND TWO OF OUR SONS
    JOHNSON AND BASHER OUT OF DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF
    CONGO (DRC) TO ABIDJAN, COTE D'IVOIRE WHERE MY FAMILY
    AND I SETTLED, WHILE WE LATER MOVED TO SETTLED IN
    MORROCO WHERE MY HUSBAND LATER DIED OF CANCER
    DISEASE. HOWEVER DUE TO THIS SITUATION WE DECIDED TO
    CHANGED MOST OF MY HUSBAND'S BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
    DEPOSITED IN SWISS BANK AND OTHER COUNTRIES INTO OTHER

    FORMS OF MONEY CODED FOR SAFE PURPOSE BECAUSE THE NEW

    HEAD OF STATE OF (DR) MR LAURENT KABILA HAS MADE
    ARRANGEMENT WITH THE SWISS GOVERNMENT AND OTHER
    EUROPEAN COUNTRIES TO FREEZE ALL MY LATE HUSBAND'S
    TREASURES DEPOSITED IN SOME EUROPEAN COUNTRIES. HENCE

    MY CHILDREN AND I DECIDED LAYING LOW IN AFRICA TO
    STUDY THE SITUATION TILL WHEN THINGS GETS BETTER,
    LIKE NOW THAT PRESIDENT KABILA IS DEAD AND THE SON
    TAKING OVER (JOSEPH KABILA). ONE OF MY LATE HUSBAND'S
    CHATEAUX IN SOUTHERN FRANCE WAS CONFISCATED BY THE
    FRENCH GOVERNMENT, AND AS SUCH I HAD TO CHANGE MY
    IDENTITY SO THAT MY INVESTMENT WILL NOT BE TRACED AND

    CONFISCATED. I HAVE DEPOSITED THE SUM THIRTY MILLION
    UNITED STATE DOLLARS(US$30,000,000,00.) WITH A
    SECURITY COMPANY IN EUROPE, FOR SAFEKEEPING. THE FUNDS ARE
    SECURITY CODED TO PREVENT THEM FROM
    KNOWING THE CONTENT. WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS TO
    INDICATE YOUR INTEREST THAT YOU WILL ASSIST US BY RECEIVING THE MONEY
    ON OUR BEHALF. ACKNOWLEDGE THIS MESSAGE,
    SO THAT I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO MY SON (JOHNSON) WHO
    HAS THE MODALITIES FOR THE CLAIM OF THE SAID
    FUNDS. I WANT YOU TO ASSIST IN INVESTING THIS MONEY,
    BUT I WILL NOT WANT MY IDENTITY REVEALED. I WILL ALSO
    WANT TO BUY PROPERTIES AND STOCK IN MULTI-NATIONAL
    COMPANIES AND TO ENGAGE IN OTHER SAFE AND
    NON-SPECULATIVE INVESTMENTS. MAY I AT THIS POINT
    EMPHASISE THE HIGH LEVEL OF CONFIDENTIALITY, WHICH
    THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS, AND HOPE YOU WILL NOT BETRAY
    THE TRUST AND CONFIDENCE, WHICH I REPOSE IN YOU. IN
    CONCLUSION, IF YOU WANT TO ASSIST US , MY SON SHALL
    PUT YOU IN THE PICTURE OF THE BUSINESS, TELL YOU
    WHERE THE FUNDS ARE CURRENTLY BEING MAINTAINED AND
    ALSO DISCUSS OTHER MODALITIES INCLUDING REMUNERATION
    FOR YOUR SERVICES.

    FOR THIS REASON KINDLY FURNISH US YOUR CONTACT
    EMAIL ADDRESS(.....................)
    INFORMATION, THAT IS YOUR PERSONAL TELEPHONE AND FAX
    NUMBER FOR CONFIDENTIAL PURPOSE.

    BEST REGARDS,

    MRS M. SESE SEKO

    "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."
  • Shoplifter
    Richest man in Babylon
    • Jan 2002
    • 5892

    #2
    I get about 3 Nigerian scam emails a day. I think I get more of them since I told them to fuck off.
    I Like Blondes

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    • JamesK
      hi
      • Jun 2002
      • 16731

      #3
      lol ur funny as always bro.

      just make sure to invest 10.000$ in me if u got the cash
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      • Mutt
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Sep 2002
        • 34431

        #4
        this is the first time you've received an email like that?


        that scam predates the Internet.

        i just can't believe nobody can shut it down. some idiots have to be sending them money because they wouldn't still be doing it.

        if somebody takes the bait on something that ludicrous, i have no sympathy for them, they deserve what they get.
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        • Voodoo
          ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
          • Sep 2002
          • 10600

          #5
          LOL... I get about 5k emails a week. I don't normally read them all, unless they are filtered to specific folders.

          99% of my email is all spam. Sometimes, I will browse the endless stream of wonderful spam that I receive... Mostly I just toss it though... but, this one was just too lame to pass up. LOL

          "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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          • tree
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2001
            • 1601

            #6
            muslims are sending them money

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            • h0st
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2001
              • 1216

              #7
              Why didn't you answer to my mail?

              Best regards,

              Mrs M. Sese Seko
              Did you say Pimp My Sexlife?

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              • Jon
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2002
                • 2578

                #8
                i think you should try it out, send them the $5k or so and wait for the $50 billion thats promised.. tell us how it works out!

                WickedFire.com - Stay here. We don't need more of you. Not unless you have money, then, fine...

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                • UnseenWorld
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2001
                  • 5279

                  #9
                  Even if you don't read your e-mail, do you read GFY? Someone posts a WTF? on that one just about once or twice a week. It's almost an index of how new they are.
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                  • Basher
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 1168

                    #10
                    [QUOTE]Originally posted by Voodoo


                    TWO OF OUR SONS
                    JOHNSON AND BASHER ]

                    Shit thats me.....................
                    my bum itches

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                    • KRL
                      Entrepreneur
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 31429

                      #11
                      The scary shit is that there are losers that actually buy that pitch and send them money. Its obviously working because those e-mails have been coming for many years now.
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                      • brian-GFY
                        Registered User
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 34

                        #12
                        no doubt
                        #gofuckyourself - efnet

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                        • Voodoo
                          ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
                          • Sep 2002
                          • 10600

                          #13
                          Originally posted by UnseenWorld
                          Even if you don't read your e-mail, do you read GFY? Someone posts a WTF? on that one just about once or twice a week. It's almost an index of how new they are.
                          Nightbreed bro. I don't typically read day walker posts.

                          "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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