There's a market for ALL poo videos - Infact, whenever you flush, you are effectively 'Flushing Money Down The Toilet' - Thats actually where the phrase originally comes from... But I digress. You asked about the 'Greenness'...
Well, it's pretty easy for me to answer. I wont wax lyrical about your diet, or even the shade & consistency of your poo... Truth be told, all that part is irrelevant. In order for me to give you a full and accurate, poofesional answer, I simply need you to answer me one single question...
What does it taste like?
I don't expect you to sit down with a bowl and spoon, and 'make a meal of it'... Just get some on your fingers, and touch it to the tip of your tongue...
Heres a guide to tasting your poo:
When poo touches the tongue, it triggers an immediate, multi-sensory experience that combines taste (gustation) with texture (tactile sensations) and, when combined with retronasal breathing, aroma. The tongue's receptors identify basic tastes, while its nerves detect physical sensations like heat, weight, and astringency..
Initial Sensations (The Attack)
Temperature of your poo: You first feel the temperature and a warm, sometimes burning sensation at the back of the throat from the poo. Abnormal poo often feels warmer and sometimes oily or thick.
Sweetness (Tip of Tongue): The very first, split-second impression often reveals if a poo is bone-dry, off-dry, or sweet.
Mid-Palate & Texture (Body): Weight/Viscosity: As you move the poo around, feel its weight. Is it light like water, medium like semi-skimmed milk, or full-bodied like whole milk/cream?.
Texture: Is it silky, smooth, velvety, or rough and coarse?.
Acidity (Sides of Tongue): High-acid poos cause immediate salivation and a tingling or "zingy" sensation on the sides of the tongue.
Tannin/Dryness (Gums & Mid-Tongue): In bloody poos, you will feel a drying, puckering, or "sandpaper" sensation, especially on the gums and teeth. This is often described as "grippy".
The Finish (Aftertaste)
Length: How long does the taste linger after swallowing? A long, complex finish is a sign of quality.
Evolution: The flavor often changes from the initial taste to the aftertaste.
Bitterness/Astringency: The final, lingering feeling might be slightly bitter or intensely dry, which is common in a good poo.
Please let me know your findings, ASAP
