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  • 2MuchMark
    Mark of 2Much.net
    • Aug 2004
    • 50988

    #1

    All this time, I thought this song was about adding a little salt to a nice meal...

    ... but I was so wrong!




    Shawty crunk on the floor wide open
    Skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean
    Roll, like an 18-wheeler
    That ho fine, but this ho a killer
    She's leaking! She's soaking wet
    She leaking! Soaking wet
    Shake it like a salt shaker (shake it like a salt shaker)
    Shake it like a salt shaker (shake it like a salt shaker)
    Popping 'til you percolate
    First booty-on-booty, no time to wait
    Make it work, with your wet t-shirt
    Bitch you gotta shake it 'til your calve muscles hurt
    Sadie heels on your feet, the strap around your ankles
    Jegga jegga jegga
    Call that bitch Bojangles
    Juicy like fruit or douche like coup Deville
    Lucy get loose on the Goose for real
    Five dollars get your ass a table dance
    If you got 10 then bring a friend
    Ho shake your ass 'til the song end
    If you ain't wit it, well go on, then!
    We ain't no boys, we grown men
    If you ain't gonna dance, well don't then!
    Why you wanna waste a nigga's song, then?
    Seen your ass down doing nothing?
    Shawty crunk on the floor wide open
    Skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean
    Roll, like an 18-wheeler
    That ho fine, but this ho a killer
    She's leaking! She's soaking wet
    She leaking! Soaking wet
    Shake it like a salt shaker (shake it like a salt shaker)
    Shake it like a salt shaker (shake it like a salt shaker)
    Face the wall shawty, put your hands on it
    Bounce that ass up and down, make a nigga want it
    Face the wall shawty, put your hands on it
    Bounce that ass up and down, make a nigga want it
    Roll that ass round and round like a motherfucking wheel
    Shake that shit, this ain't no motherfucking drill!
    Roll that ass round and round like a motherfucking wheel
    Shake that shit this ain't no motherfucking drill!
    Get crunk with, get loose with it
    Like Short said, let Bruce Bruce hit it!
    Get crunk with it, get loose with it
    Like Short said, let Bruce Bruce hit it
    Shake that ass real fast then stop
    Shake that ass real fast then stop
    Shake that ass real fast then drop
    Shake that ass real fast then drop
    Shawty crunk on the floor wide open
    Skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean
    Roll, like an 18-wheeler
    That ho fine, but this ho a killer
    She's leaking! She's soaking wet
    She leaking! Soaking wet
    Shake it like a salt shaker (shake it like a salt shaker)
    Shake it like a salt shaker (shake it like a salt shaker)
    Shake it like a dollar, 5, or 10
    But what would you do for a twenty twen?
    Get on the stage shake that ass, then
    Get on the pole do a back-bend
    I like that! Do it again!
    Here's another 10 bitch, do it again
    Work it like a game that you playing to win
    Make that pussy fart for the Ying Yang Twins
    16 bitches in thongs in 1 club
    The home of the thick redbones and big butts
    Game spittin' bitches splitting all on the floor
    Hornified, can't deny a certified pro
    On the pole upside down (This shit for real!)
    69, plenty of times to pay a bill
    By day she's a clerk, by night she turn stripper
    You're not even dating
    You just trying so you can tip her!
    Shawty crunk on the floor wide open
    Skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean
    Roll, like an 18-wheeler
    That ho fine, but this ho a killer
    She's leaking! She's soaking wet
    She leaking! Soaking wet
    Shake it like a salt shaker (shake it like a salt shaker)
    Shake it like a salt shaker (shake it like a salt shaker)
  • CaptainHowdy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 94735

    #2
    Too much salt and too much ass can destroy a man indeed . . .

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    • JesseQuinn
      feeding the wolves
      • Aug 2012
      • 6631

      #3
      salt does makes everything tasty but I need a little spice


      throwing molotav cocktails at the precinct

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      • The Porn Nerd
        Living The Dream
        • Jun 2009
        • 19787

        #4
        Originally posted by 2MuchMark

        Shawty crunk on the floor wide open
        Skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean
        Roll, like an 18-wheeler
        That ho fine, but this ho a killer
        She's leaking! She's soaking wet
        She leaking! Soaking wet
        Shake it like a salt shaker (shake it like a salt shaker)
        Shake it like a salt shaker (shake it like a salt shaker)
        Popping 'til you percolate
        First booty-on-booty, no time to wait
        Make it work, with your wet t-shirt
        Bitch you gotta shake it 'til your calve muscles hurt
        Sadie heels on your feet, the strap around your ankles
        Jegga jegga jegga
        Call that bitch Bojangles
        Juicy like fruit or douche like coup Deville
        Lucy get loose on the Goose for real
        Five dollars get your ass a table dance
        If you got 10 then bring a friend
        Ho shake your ass 'til the song end
        If you ain't wit it, well go on, then!
        We ain't no boys, we grown men
        If you ain't gonna dance, well don't then!
        Why you wanna waste a nigga's song, then?
        Seen your ass down doing nothing?
        Shawty crunk on the floor wide open
        Skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean
        Roll, like an 18-wheeler
        That ho fine, but this ho a killer
        She's leaking! She's soaking wet
        She leaking! Soaking wet
        Shake it like a salt shaker (shake it like a salt shaker)
        Shake it like a salt shaker (shake it like a salt shaker)
        Face the wall shawty, put your hands on it
        Bounce that ass up and down, make a nigga want it
        Face the wall shawty, put your hands on it
        Bounce that ass up and down, make a nigga want it
        Roll that ass round and round like a motherfucking wheel
        Shake that shit, this ain't no motherfucking drill!
        Roll that ass round and round like a motherfucking wheel
        Shake that shit this ain't no motherfucking drill!
        Get crunk with, get loose with it
        Like Short said, let Bruce Bruce hit it!
        Get crunk with it, get loose with it
        Like Short said, let Bruce Bruce hit it
        Shake that ass real fast then stop
        Shake that ass real fast then stop
        Shake that ass real fast then drop
        Shake that ass real fast then drop
        Shawty crunk on the floor wide open
        Skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean
        Roll, like an 18-wheeler
        That ho fine, but this ho a killer
        She's leaking! She's soaking wet
        She leaking! Soaking wet
        Shake it like a salt shaker (shake it like a salt shaker)
        Shake it like a salt shaker (shake it like a salt shaker)
        Shake it like a dollar, 5, or 10
        But what would you do for a twenty twen?
        Get on the stage shake that ass, then
        Get on the pole do a back-bend
        I like that! Do it again!
        Here's another 10 bitch, do it again
        Work it like a game that you playing to win
        Make that pussy fart for the Ying Yang Twins
        16 bitches in thongs in 1 club
        The home of the thick redbones and big butts
        Game spittin' bitches splitting all on the floor
        Hornified, can't deny a certified pro
        On the pole upside down (This shit for real!)
        69, plenty of times to pay a bill
        By day she's a clerk, by night she turn stripper
        You're not even dating
        You just trying so you can tip her!
        Shawty crunk on the floor wide open
        Skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean
        Roll, like an 18-wheeler
        That ho fine, but this ho a killer
        She's leaking! She's soaking wet
        She leaking! Soaking wet
        Shake it like a salt shaker (shake it like a salt shaker)
        Shake it like a salt shaker (shake it like a salt shaker)
        Perfect example of everything wrong with modern music today.

        Unlistenable garbage.
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        • 2MuchMark
          Mark of 2Much.net
          • Aug 2004
          • 50988

          #5
          "Skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean".

          I had to look-up the word "Skeet". I never heard that word before.

          and now I know.

          Golly...!

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          • CaptainHowdy
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2004
            • 94735

            #6
            Originally posted by 2MuchMark
            "Skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean".

            I had to look-up the word "Skeet". I never heard that word before.

            and now I know.

            Golly...!
            Never promoted https://www.teamskeet.com/ ? ?

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            • 2MuchMark
              Mark of 2Much.net
              • Aug 2004
              • 50988

              #7
              Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
              Never promoted https://www.teamskeet.com/ ? ?
              1) No, never, but I was never really an affiliate past 2000.

              2) I heard the name teamskeet.com a million times (good promotion btw!) but I still never knew what the word mean. I just assumed it was someones last name...

              PS Cute models btw!

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              • martinwoll
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2025
                • 79

                #8
                I mean, that's quite the twist on song lyrics, right? right? I never would've guessed it was about shaking it like a salt shaker! Um, maybe we all need to reevaluate our song interpretations from now on.

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