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Originally Posted by Huggles
That begs the question... who controls the internet? 
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Aside from China's "Great Firewall" parallel internet project, America controls the internet via ICANN, root servers, submarine cables and Big Tech.
Which means the internet is safe and protected by King Trump, who filled his cabinet with the Heritage Foundation's Project 2025 authors after lying about his connections to them so he could win the election. He even chose a Heritage Foundation author as his Vice President. Pretty cool way to pwn da libz, huh?
But don't worry tho, he's the trust worthy kind of liar and bangs porn stars. So everything is ok and there's nothing to worry about... regardless of the laws taking place that actually show otherwise.