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  • TheFLY
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2001
    • 11856
    #1

    My new pick-up line! It works!

    "I like you so much, I shaved my pubes this morning."


    Inference:

    -We will be having oral sex later.
    - I thought of oral sex with you.
    - I'm a bad man.
    - Morning is fresh and clean -- I like morning.
    - Shaving is fresh and clean too.
    - He doesn't really like me -- he's a liar, but I don't want him to love me anyway -- I just want to fuck him because he's cool and he's TheFLY.
    - I shaved my pussy too for the same reason -- now I'm thinking about my pussy and his cock... Wow! He really turns me on...

    If she is smart enough to understand my pick-up line -- then she will definitely say, "Let's fuck!"
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    • GFED
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      • May 2002
      • 8121
      #2
      https://www.flow.page/savethechildren

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        • TheFLY
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jan 2001
          • 11856
          #3
          I mean Jesus! I make her feel clean and dirty all at once!!!

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            • RedShoe
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              • Feb 2001
              • 14831
              #4
              Do you pay her before or after the sex?

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                • TheFLY
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 11856
                  #5
                  Originally posted by RedShoe
                  Do you pay her before or after the sex?
                  No, money is not important if it is to be true love.

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                    • asuna
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                      • May 2002
                      • 8743
                      #6
                      Hey baby, you make me wanna take out my telescope cause I want a better look at Uranus

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                        • RedShoe
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                          • Feb 2001
                          • 14831
                          #7
                          You're not going to find true love in a bar while telling a woman you shaved your cock hair.


                          I know where true love is. It's on the other end of a webcam in a live chat room, with "Vicki".

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                            • TheFLY
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 11856
                              #8
                              Originally posted by asuna
                              Hey baby, you make me wanna take out my telescope cause I want a better look at Uranus
                              HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

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                                • TheFLY
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 11856
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by RedShoe
                                  You're not going to find true love in a bar while telling a woman you shaved your cock hair.
                                  Yeah, you're right... I can always find true love here and not too expensive either!

                                  https://secure1.websitebilling.com/b...gefuckfest.com

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                                    • RedShoe
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                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 14831
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by asuna
                                      Hey baby, you make me wanna take out my telescope cause I want a better look at Uranus
                                      I heard boneprone say that once in Vegas, except he said, "let me take out my microscope."

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                                        • PaulSweet
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                                          • May 2002
                                          • 1094
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by RedShoe
                                          You're not going to find true love in a bar while telling a woman you shaved your cock hair.


                                          I know where true love is. It's on the other end of a webcam in a live chat room, with "Vicki".
                                          That bitch told me she loved me too!

                                          Lets fight over her!

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                                            • RedShoe
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                                              • Feb 2001
                                              • 14831
                                              #12
                                              Well, I love her monday and wednesday

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                                                • TheFLY
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 11856
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by RedShoe
                                                  Well, I love her monday and wednesday
                                                  If you fight over her -- that will make you more of a man...

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                                                    • RedShoe
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                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                      • 14831
                                                      #14
                                                      trust me... at my size, I'm already three men. These cornuts, cereal and coke don't help.

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                                                        • MarkTiarra
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                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 3833
                                                          #15
                                                          Nice shoes... wanna fuck?

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                                                            • TheFLY
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                              • 11856
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by MarkTiarra
                                                              Nice shoes... wanna fuck?
                                                              Yeah that could work...

                                                              Damn maybe I need something more romantic...

                                                              Like... "How can we share a romantic fuck?"

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                                                                • h0st
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 1216
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by TheFLY
                                                                  "I like you so much, I shaved my pubes this morning."
                                                                  Hmmm I shave every morning so I think I will start using that line
                                                                  Did you say Pimp My Sexlife?

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                                                                    • DarkJedi
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                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                      • 28301
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by h0st


                                                                      Hmmm I shave every morning so I think I will start using that line
                                                                      you shave your cock every morning ?

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                                                                        • FlyingIguana
                                                                          aspiring banker
                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                          • 10870
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by RedShoe
                                                                          You're not going to find true love in a bar while telling a woman you shaved your cock hair.


                                                                          I know where true love is. It's on the other end of a webcam in a live chat room, with "Vicki".
                                                                          bars suck anyways. i just tried it in a grocery store, worked like a charm.

                                                                          thx fly!

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                                                                            • cherrylula
                                                                              lol
                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                              • 15969
                                                                              #20
                                                                              I was in a bar with Fletch and some friends a couple years ago, and one of his friends was desperately trying to pick up on this chick. So after like an hour and he was not getting anywhere, ole Fletch walks up to them and ask the girl, "would you fuck him?".... and she says "yes"..... hahahaha it was hilarious, they practically ran out the door.

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                                                                                • FlyingIguana
                                                                                  aspiring banker
                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                  • 10870
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by DarkJedi


                                                                                  you shave your cock every morning ?

                                                                                  better then having stubs makin u itch all fuckin day

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                                                                                    • RATBOY
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                                      • 1592
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Do anything exotic like that and for some reason when women find out they just HAVE TO see it. Dick piercing (if they aren't used to it already) shaved men, whatever.

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                                                                                        • TheFLY
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                          • 11856
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by FlyingIguana


                                                                                          bars suck anyways. i just tried it in a grocery store, worked like a charm.

                                                                                          thx fly!
                                                                                          Are you serious? Damn... I really am helping the world!

                                                                                          Now I just need the guts to use my own crappy lines :p

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