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  • digitaldivas
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    • Sep 2007
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    #1

    Angry Old Jewish Bitches

    I was out at a nice restaurant this evening and our server was awesome, poured our wine, made some great small talk, etc. automatic 30 percent tip! There was a group of Jewish ladies sitting at the next table and they made this poor servers life hell.

    It seemed in a way that they were just running the hell out of this poor server just because they could. Long story short, they call a manager over and make a huge ruckus about things. The other table in the servers section and me and my girlfriend just look at each other with blank expressions on our faces. Especially when one Jewish bitch tells the manager that the server should lose his job! WTF!!! How the fuck are you going to try and take someones job?

    I immediately call her a "fucking idiot", and she just glares at me, then sits her fat ass down. I go and get the same manager, tell him that the server had given us excellent service and I had no idea why this other table was complaining so loud. I guess I wasn't alone, I turn around to go back to my table and the other table is waiting to talk to the manager on the servers behalf as well.

    I used to wait tables. I cannot stand people like this, who would take someones job on the flip of a dime, especially in this economy. I farted loudly in the Jewish bitches tables direction as we left. I have Jewish friends and they even agree, that there is nothing worse than a group of old, mean Jewish bitches...
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  • Stacks Banned for Life
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    #2
    And how exactly did you determine they were Jewish?

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    • xNetworx
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      • Jan 2004
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      #3
      ^what he said

      Old Jewish people can be a monsterous pain in the ass. They can also be really cute and nice. Just depends on the person.

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      • fatfoo
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        • Mar 2003
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        #4
        I wonder what the server did, that they were so upset.
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        • Profits of Doom
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          • Feb 2004
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          #5
          Originally posted by Keyboard.Kungfu
          And how exactly did you determine they were Jewish?
          Careful, he is a tough guy that likes to yell at old ladies...
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          • Stacks Banned for Life
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            #6
            Originally posted by Profits of Doom
            Careful, he is a tough guy that likes to yell at old ladies...
            Yeah seriously. And fart at them too.

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            • digitaldivas
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              #7
              Originally posted by Profits of Doom
              Careful, he is a tough guy that likes to yell at old ladies...
              Profits, you have to agree, trying to get someone fired over petty bullshit is fucked up.

              I determined they were Jewish because they were talking about rabbi's and another lady got matza balls out of her purse and giving them to everyone, why do i know this, because she dropped one and it rolled under our table.
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              • digitaldivas
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                #8
                Originally posted by Keyboard.Kungfu
                Yeah seriously. And fart at them too.
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                • xNetworx
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                  • Jan 2004
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by digitaldivas
                  Profits, you have to agree, trying to get someone fired over petty bullshit is fucked up.

                  I determined they were Jewish because they were talking about rabbi's and another lady got matza balls out of her purse and giving them to everyone, why do i know this, because she dropped one and it rolled under our table.

                  Yesterday I was talking about Rome as I was eating a meatball sandwhich. Does that mean I'm Catholic?

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                  • digitaldivas
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by pimpporn
                    Yesterday I was talking about Rome as I was eating a meatball sandwhich. Does that mean I'm Catholic?

                    I'm not racist, I'm of an ethnic background. But if you could have heard them, people... Get this, get that, yada, yada. When I was talking to the manager, the manager said that they were peeved because the bread took too long getting to the table. I think they complained about the server being "weird", whatever that means.

                    He was spending more time chatting with us and the other table. we were watching the broncos/san diego game...
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                    • digitaldivas
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                      #11
                      ...how bout them Broncos!
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                      • xNetworx
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                        • Jan 2004
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by digitaldivas
                        I'm not racist, I'm of an ethnic background. But if you could have heard them, people... Get this, get that, yada, yada. When I was talking to the manager, the manager said that they were peeved because the bread took too long getting to the table. I think they complained about the server being "weird", whatever that means.

                        He was spending more time chatting with us and the other table. we were watching the broncos/san diego game...
                        Thats funny you farted at them but you probably crop dusted the entire route you took out of there. Hopefully that fart didnt linger in your huggies for your gf to smell. Did you at least shower before you got a BJ?

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                        • cykoe6
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by digitaldivas
                          I have Jewish friends and they even agree, that there is nothing worse than a group of old, mean Jewish bitches...
                          My Grandmother acted just like that and she was old and Jewish....... but my Mother is the sweetest person in the world and would never act like that and she is also old and Jewish. I am not sure being Jewish is the determining factor.
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                          • Stacks Banned for Life
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                            #14
                            1) You classify and identify them as Angry Old Jewish Bitches rather than just Angry Old Bitches, Old Bitches, or in the interest of simplicity: Bitches. If they were exemplary patrons, would you have referred to them as Wonderful Old Jewish Ladies? Doubtful. You probably wouldn't have given them a second glance, and their religious background wouldn't have come into play. But, of course, it does when you have to speak negatively about them and stereotype elderly female semites.

                            2) To have supported the server by telling the manger of his great performance would have been enough. But you seem to have seen fit to verbally assault them, and then waft your disgusting ass gas in their direction as you were leaving. That's not exactly civil and polite behavior, and before you volley with "well they were being mean tooooooo", just remember that two wrongs don't make a right -- always take the high road -- and etcetera ad nauseum.

                            3) You mention you have Jewish friends. That's probably the most thinly veiled attempt at trying to preempt any accusations of antisemitism. It's like the old "I have Black friends, so I feel I'm allowed to call those Black guys over there a bunch of spear-chucking porch monkeys." Sorry, not happening.

                            4) There's nothing worse than old, mean Jewish bitches? How about having to read stupid posts on GFY about mundane restaurant experiences from vapid dummies? That's much worse

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                            • digitaldivas
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Keyboard.Kungfu
                              1) You classify and identify them as Angry Old Jewish Bitches rather than just Angry Old Bitches, Old Bitches, or in the interest of simplicity: Bitches. If they were exemplary patrons, would you have referred to them as Wonderful Old Jewish Ladies? Doubtful. You probably wouldn't have given them a second glance, and their religious background wouldn't have come into play. But, of course, it does when you have to speak negatively about them and stereotype elderly female semites.

                              2) To have supported the server by telling the manger of his great performance would have been enough. But you seem to have seen fit to verbally assault them, and then waft your disgusting ass gas in their direction as you were leaving. That's not exactly civil and polite behavior, and before you volley with "well they were being mean tooooooo", just remember that two wrongs don't make a right -- always take the high road -- and etcetera ad nauseum.

                              3) You mention you have Jewish friends. That's probably the most thinly veiled attempt at trying to preempt any accusations of antisemitism. It's like the old "I have Black friends, so I feel I'm allowed to call those Black guys over there a bunch of spear-chucking porch monkeys." Sorry, not happening.

                              4) There's nothing worse than old, mean Jewish bitches? How about having to read stupid posts on GFY about mundane restaurant experiences from vapid dummies? That's much worse
                              Alright, don't be a bitch about this, sweetie.
                              1) As I said, when I was younger, I did wait tables, and yes, motherfucker, Jewish people for the most part are fucking idiots about how and when they require service, whether serving dinner, lunch or giving them head, i'm sure.

                              2)your absolutely right. i let the anger get the better of me

                              3)right again, actually I'm Italian and one thing about my race, even when my ancestors were Roman, that I'm sure there is more than once reason, we enslaved them and killed their king of kings. But it's reversed now, now Israel is doing that to the Palestinians and the like.

                              4) Well now may be a good time to stop posting then
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                              • digitaldivas
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by cykoe6
                                My Grandmother acted just like that and she was old and Jewish....... but my Mother is the sweetest person in the world and would never act like that and she is also old and Jewish. I am not sure being Jewish is the determining factor.
                                Your right man, thanks for the perspective
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                                • Stacks Banned for Life
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by digitaldivas
                                  Alright, don't be a bitch about this, sweetie.
                                  1) As I said, when I was younger, I did wait tables, and yes, motherfucker, Jewish people for the most part are fucking idiots about how and when they require service, whether serving dinner, lunch or giving them head, i'm sure.

                                  2)your absolutely right. i let the anger get the better of me

                                  3)right again, actually I'm Italian and one thing about my race, even when my ancestors were Roman, that I'm sure there is more than once reason, we enslaved them and killed their king of kings. But it's reversed now, now Israel is doing that to the Palestinians and the like.

                                  4) Well now may be a good time to stop posting then
                                  Don't be a bitch about it? The only bitch here is the closet antisemitic that, even when claiming to have gained perspective, still manages to castigate an entire race of people based on his limited perspective. And don't bring Israeli and Palestinian relationships into this. This isn't Israel, in case you didn't realize it, but with your prejudice I'm sure it seems like them Jews are just everywhere, spilling their matzah balls and getting waiters fired. Just take your tired shit somewhere else. You acted stupidly, you spoke stupidly, and now you're getting called out on it.

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                                  • digitaldivas
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                                    • Sep 2007
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Keyboard.Kungfu
                                    Don't be a bitch about it? The only bitch here is the closet antisemitic that, even when claiming to have gained perspective, still manages to castigate an entire race of people based on his limited perspective. And don't bring Israeli and Palestinian relationships into this. This isn't Israel, in case you didn't realize it, but with your prejudice I'm sure it seems like them Jews are just everywhere, spilling their matzah balls and getting waiters fired. Just take your tired shit somewhere else. You acted stupidly, you spoke stupidly, and now you're getting called out on it.
                                    You dumb fucking newb surfer, your just mad that I farted
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                                    • digitaldivas
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                                      #19
                                      admit it, if i would have never farted, we would be all good
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                                      • digitaldivas
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                                        #20
                                        ... and now this thread's like some fucked up "spiritual quest" for you
                                        Last edited by digitaldivas; 10-19-2009, 09:25 PM.
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                                        • Stacks Banned for Life
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by digitaldivas
                                          now this thread's like some fucked up "spiritual quest" for you
                                          Do you hate Jews because of some personal insecurity, or because your father did?

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                                          • digitaldivas
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Keyboard.Kungfu
                                            Do you hate Jews because of some personal insecurity, or because your father did?
                                            Oh God, Kungfu, I don't hate Jews man, get over it. 2 really close friends of mine are Jewish. Your totally misreading this, or your just a fucking moron. I have dated Jewish girls and race is not an issue.

                                            But if I really have to break it down to a 3rd grade level, here goes...

                                            I used the word "Jewish" with the notion that "Jewish" has been portrayed in mass media, throughout the ages as "penny pinching", or rather stuffy and traditional, please see for general parody reference
                                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwSWJ...eature=related
                                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn4w-YQbnN4
                                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2NVpYb8g10

                                            Inserting the word "Jewish" would further the intensity of the arguement that these bitches were gonna bitch no matter what. That + previous experience waiting on Jewish people + above mass media parodies would = a visual mental picture of what sort of personalities these bitches had.

                                            And with you, the underlying issues of whatever you have qnawing on your psyche + my rather melodramatic post = hitting a home run of pissing you off.

                                            ...to which I must say that I am quite delighted with right now, as GFY is rather slow this evening and this is like a checkers game in an odd sort of way.

                                            If anything I must salute the intense banter that has transpired thus far. Good Goin fartsniffer.

                                            ...ok your move again
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                                            • k0nr4d
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by cykoe6
                                              My Grandmother acted just like that and she was old and Jewish....... but my Mother is the sweetest person in the world and would never act like that and she is also old and Jewish. I am not sure being Jewish is the determining factor.
                                              Perhaps your mother isn't old enough yet
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                                              • Phil
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                                                #24
                                                Let stage a protest because someone call Jew a Jew. Oh the outrage !!!
                                                Ask Phil

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                                                • Stacks Banned for Life
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by digitaldivas
                                                  Oh God, Kungfu, I don't hate Jews man, get over it. 2 really close friends of mine are Jewish. Your totally misreading this, or your just a fucking moron. I have dated Jewish girls and race is not an issue.

                                                  But if I really have to break it down to a 3rd grade level, here goes...

                                                  I used the word "Jewish" with the notion that "Jewish" has been portrayed in mass media, throughout the ages as "penny pinching", or rather stuffy and traditional, please see for general parody reference
                                                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwSWJ...eature=related
                                                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn4w-YQbnN4
                                                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2NVpYb8g10

                                                  Inserting the word "Jewish" would further the intensity of the arguement that these bitches were gonna bitch no matter what. That + previous experience waiting on Jewish people + above mass media parodies would = a visual mental picture of what sort of personalities these bitches had.

                                                  And with you, the underlying issues of whatever you have qnawing on your psyche + my rather melodramatic post = hitting a home run of pissing you off.

                                                  ...to which I must say that I am quite delighted with right now, as GFY is rather slow this evening and this is like a checkers game in an odd sort of way.

                                                  If anything I must salute the intense banter that has transpired thus far. Good Goin fartsniffer.

                                                  ...ok your move again
                                                  Sure thing, Goering.

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                                                  • ContentPimp
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                                                    #26
                                                    The rule to apply just because they are "Jewish" is pretty stupid, anyone can be an asshole customer who feels belittled in life.

                                                    Take for instance, border guards - the chances of running into an asshole who will hassle you for no reason is quite high - just because he can!
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                                                    • digitaldivas
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by tinafaye
                                                      The rule to apply just because they are "Jewish" is pretty stupid, anyone can be an asshole customer who feels belittled in life.

                                                      Take for instance, border guards - the chances of running into an asshole who will hassle you for no reason is quite high - just because he can!
                                                      true, but the matza ball bouncing under the table was an outrage... just sayin
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                                                      • digitaldivas
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Keyboard.Kungfu
                                                        Sure thing, Goering.

                                                        ...lol, nothing personal newb. night night
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                                                        • Stacks Banned for Life
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by digitaldivas
                                                          ...lol, nothing personal newb. night night
                                                          I guess that's your Final Solution to this thread.

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                                                          • Just Mike
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                                                            #30
                                                            ok I am confused now.

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                                                            • Major (Tom)
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Keyboard.Kungfu
                                                              And how exactly did you determine they were Jewish?
                                                              I grew up in a jewish town. I'd bet my left nut that they were jewish. Par for the course.
                                                              Duke

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                                                              • CamTraffic
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                                                                #32
                                                                you know the Jewish ladies when you see them trust me
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                                                                • Spunky
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  The fart isn't as effective unless you stand there for a minute

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                                                                    #34
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                                                                    • Fletch XXX
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      if you had used the adjective "dumb black bitch" no one would care, but say "jewish" and you stir the nest, anyone else notice this constantly?

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                                                                      • pornguy
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by fatfoo
                                                                        I wonder what the server did, that they were so upset.


                                                                        Hope they dont return.. Thats when he will do something.
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                                                                        • BlackCrayon
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                          if you had used the adjective "dumb black bitch" no one would care, but say "jewish" and you stir the nest, anyone else notice this constantly?
                                                                          definitely....
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                                                                          • Raf1
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            yeah, a group of old ladies (of any ethnicity) is usually super nice or mega bitchy.
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                                                                            • tranza
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Nice story...i also hate those kind of people who complain with no reason!
                                                                              I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                              • stoner529
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                so im jewish and i think carrying a matzo ball in your purse is just nasty.

                                                                                I feel you just said "jewish" as a descriptive term for the old ladies. i saw nothing bad about it, certainly wouldnt be racist. just antisemitic since racism dosen't include religion. although for some reason, 90 percent of the people in this world think that jewish is a race. Im sure they had a bunch of complicated orders wanting this and that but not this and without that but with a little extra of this on the side but not to much and not to hot, with a smidgen of this. my mom is like that and i want to smack her everytime we go out to eat. Here is to pain in the ass old lady jews! cheers

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                                                                                • Fletch XXX
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  lets end this now, calling a jewish person jewish is NOT ANTISEMETIC

                                                                                  get over it people.

                                                                                  next time someone calls me American im gonna get pissed!!!!

                                                                                  meanwhile 10,000 jews are watching Adam Sandler make fun of another holcaust group, Cajuns.

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