twitter may have finally offered something worth following

**Agent 488** · 10-19-2009, 10:53 AM

http://twitter.com/timeline

**Agent 488** · 10-19-2009, 10:54 AM

but yeah that one is funny as shit.

**PR_Sebas** · 10-19-2009, 12:31 PM

Not bad... I still dont have a twitter account.

**CunningStunt** · 10-19-2009, 01:09 PM

Lmfao. Good find.

**fatfoo** · 10-19-2009, 01:13 PM

"Just pay the parking ticket. Don't be so outraged. You're not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You double parked." - I like that.

I was thinking of becoming a gangster soul assasin political activist.

**NickPapageorgio** · 10-19-2009, 01:38 PM

lmfao...Thanks for sharing.

"I'm sitting in one of those TGI Friday's places, and everyone looks like they want to shove a shotgun in their mouth."

That is fucking golden.

**XPays** · 10-19-2009, 01:41 PM

yeah- that is the best one by a mile

domainers should follow @huntingmoon

**NickPapageorgio** · 10-19-2009, 01:43 PM

Having a teenaged son, I was especially fond of this one also:

"No, you can not borrow my t-shirt...How about instead of standing there looking shocked, you do your fucking laundry?"

lmfao!!

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 10-19-2009, 10:18 PM

My fav

"It's not the gardener's job to pick up the dog shit. If you don't want to pick up the dog shit, then learn a skill like gardening."

**StarCash** · 10-19-2009, 10:40 PM

Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

no wonder there's over half a million followers, this shit is hilarious. i love listening to cynical miserable old bastards.

Amazing, thanks for sharing

**Toni** · 10-19-2009, 10:43 PM

"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you."

**Kinky John** · 10-20-2009, 02:22 AM

funny fucken shit.. and that's what i call Twitter traffic.. half a mill.. props to him

started following him via: http://www.twitter.com/Real_Statham

**seeandsee** · 10-20-2009, 03:16 AM

is that for real?

**ruth** · 10-20-2009, 03:19 AM

Hahaha. Shitmydadsays is awesome. I'm giggling away at it now. Good find!

**woj** · 10-20-2009, 07:01 AM

good stuff indeed

**GTS Mark** · 10-20-2009, 07:05 AM

Yeah this one has been getting alot of attention, fucking hillarious!

**Brad Gosse** · 10-20-2009, 09:13 AM

Been following him for months now. Great posts coming from that guy.

**Jayvis** · 10-20-2009, 09:30 AM

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comment...shitmydadsays/

**LotzaDollars** · 10-20-2009, 11:16 AM

HAHA, some of those are classic!

**Gabriel** · 10-20-2009, 11:55 AM

Best so far...

"I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that."

**bronco67** · 10-20-2009, 12:05 PM

"That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them."

That's some pretty wise stuff right there.

twitter may have finally offered something worth following

twitter may have finally offered something worth following

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