Jesus's face' spotted on the toilet door in Ikea

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  • brassmonkey
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    • Sep 2005
    • 77402

    #1

    Jesus's face' spotted on the toilet door in Ikea

    this is funny stuff

    A bearded face, with long flowing hair, is plainly visible on the wooden door of the men?s toilet in the Braehead outlet of the Swedish furniture and meatballs giant.

    Some debate over whether the face truly represents the Son of Man, or whether it is in fact Gandalf out of the Lord of the Rings, or even a member of ABBA.

    One shopper said: "It takes you by surprise. It is really clear in the wood.

    "I was only heading to the toilet and found God.

    "My wife thought He looked like Gandalf from Lord of the Rings but it is definitely more like the Turin Shroud.

    "It's certainly not what you expect to find in an Ikea store. Mind you, you need a little divine intervention to get out of here sometimes."

    In a further twist, Ikea bosses claim that the image is really Benny Anderson, of the Eurovision Song Contest-winning Swedish 1970s Europop outfit ABBA.

    A spokeswoman said: "Swedishness is engrained in every part of our stores."

    If the image is agreed to be Jesus, rather than a fictional wizard or a bearded, middle-aged pop singer, it may be the oddest place for a vision of the Saviour since a Welsh woman spotted His face in the lid of a jar of Marmite during breakfast in May this year.
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  • Jack Sparrow
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    • May 2008
    • 11420

    #2
    More like satan.

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    • CyberHustler
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      • Feb 2006
      • 29109

      #3
      I'd hit it...
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      • brassmonkey
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        • Sep 2005
        • 77402

        #4
        Originally posted by CyberHustler
        I'd hit it...
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        • SpyCam
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          • Apr 2001
          • 1201

          #5
          Boneprone approved

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          • Scott McD
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            • Nov 2002
            • 67792

            #6
            That's one scary lookin' Jesus...


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            • Tom_PM
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              • Feb 2005
              • 16443

              #7
              Think it's probably Jebus.
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              • John-ACWM
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                • Nov 2008
                • 20060

                #8
                Craving for attention

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                • Iron Fist
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                  • Dec 2006
                  • 23400

                  #9
                  Jesus with a pair of tits...
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                  • Carmine Raguso
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 2158

                    #10
                    Originally posted by sharphead
                    Jesus with a pair of tits...
                    Yeah Jesus has some fat pepperoni like nipples

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                    • 96ukssob
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                      • Mar 2003
                      • 12991

                      #11
                      looks more like an old Chinese guy with a long beard/mustache
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                      • marcop
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                        • Nov 2005
                        • 4150

                        #12
                        Originally posted by brassmonkey
                        If the image is agreed to be Jesus, rather than a fictional wizard or a bearded, middle-aged pop singer, it may be the oddest place for a vision of the Saviour since a Welsh woman spotted His face in the lid of a jar of Marmite during breakfast in May this year.
                        See also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia

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                        • Megan Essog
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                          • Apr 2008
                          • 250

                          #13
                          That guy probably takes acid on the regular too! I can see that making jesus appear anywhere!


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                          • WebairMetz
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                            • Jul 2009
                            • 920

                            #14
                            that totally doesnt look like tha man


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                            • Jdoughs
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                              • Mar 2004
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                              #15
                              I know that can't be Jesus, my aunt just found him and she is in Vancouver.
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                              • Yngwie
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                                • May 2003
                                • 11118

                                #16
                                Religion sure has made people stupid. They see "jesus" or mary in all the most retarded places.. Bagels, donuts, doors, dog's asses etc.. Give me a break. lol

                                I think that IF "jesus" actually existed he'd show up in better places and not as a rough looking face or something on a piece of food, but in the flesh. Never going to happen though. haha
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                                • baddog
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                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 107089

                                  #17
                                  Reaching on that one.

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                                  • pimpware
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                                    • Jan 2006
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                                    #18
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                                    • fatfoo
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                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 27763

                                      #19
                                      If the Ikea bosses claim that the image is really Benny Anderson, of the Eurovision Song Contest-winning Swedish 1970s Europop outfit ABBA, it probably is true...
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                                      • Tamashi
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                                        • Oct 2009
                                        • 728

                                        #20
                                        Gotta agree with bossku69. It reminds me of this chinese guy in Kill Bill, somehow..
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                                        • brassmonkey
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                                          • Sep 2005
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by pimpware
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                                          • Calico Jack
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                                            • Jul 2004
                                            • 2051

                                            #22
                                            God bless Ikea!

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                                            • Adam X
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                                              • Apr 2002
                                              • 2493

                                              #23
                                              OMG LMFAO at that dogs ass!!!!

                                              damn.. the first pic looks like he's sportin quite a pair a balls... but that dog oh no thats too much..

                                              yeah jesus loves to appear in bathrooms and asses or toast right?
                                              he'll be back 2012 right? lol
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