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  • Manny The Freak
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    • Oct 2002
    • 1503

    #1

    post you best pick-up lines.

    Are you a parking ticket because you have FINE written all over you.
  • DrGuile
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2002
    • 2025

    #2
    you really want that DVD player....

    or are you just shooting for the 1000's post jacket?



    how about you try some subjects that werent done every month for the last year?
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    • Manny The Freak
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2002
      • 1503

      #3
      Originally posted by DrGuile
      you really want that DVD player....

      or are you just shooting for the 1000's post jacket?



      how about you try some subjects that werent done every month for the last year?
      I want the dvd player and the 1000 posts I had no idea this thread was started.

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      • reddawg
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2002
        • 1837

        #4
        I say " Hey today I got my aids test result back and I am clean, so hows bout you get me dirty"
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        • Penrod
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2001
          • 3580

          #5
          "Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?"

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          • Penrod
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2001
            • 3580

            #6
            "Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!"

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            • Hot Tropical Babes
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2001
              • 3014

              #7
              Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
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              • pornJester
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                • Mar 2001
                • 6138

                #8
                Nice shirt, wanna fuck?


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                • Hot Tropical Babes
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 3014

                  #9
                  I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...

                  If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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                  • chaffer
                    Confirmed User
                    • Sep 2002
                    • 389

                    #10
                    How much
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                    • pentae
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 899

                      #11
                      "Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"

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                      • Cheshire
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 5738

                        #12
                        Hi


                        I have a car waiting for us outside.


                        just a little bit naughty

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                        • pimplink
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                          • Jun 2001
                          • 9535

                          #13
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                          • xanx
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2002
                            • 3711

                            #14
                            Got this from a movie I think... Atcually used it once


                            "Hey why don't you come over here and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up"



                            Lame I know, I was plastered.

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                            • Ross
                              Ik ben een aap
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 18874

                              #15
                              Shall I call or nudge you for breakfast in the morning?

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                              • playa
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2001
                                • 6432

                                #16
                                walk around with a big screw in your hand,

                                Then say

                                "Do you wanna screw?"

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                                • Ross
                                  Ik ben een aap
                                  • Sep 2002
                                  • 18874

                                  #17
                                  Excuse me, I don't mean to be rude but was your daddy a thief? coz he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eye's!

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                                  • Ross
                                    Ik ben een aap
                                    • Sep 2002
                                    • 18874

                                    #18
                                    gezz your legs must be sore, coz you've been running through my mind all day....

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                                    • Ross
                                      Ik ben een aap
                                      • Sep 2002
                                      • 18874

                                      #19
                                      here's $1 go call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight

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                                      • Ross
                                        Ik ben een aap
                                        • Sep 2002
                                        • 18874

                                        #20
                                        here's one for the one you love

                                        Last night I looked up at the stars
                                        And matched each one with a reason why I love you
                                        I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars

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                                        • Ross
                                          Ik ben een aap
                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 18874

                                          #21
                                          milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink?

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                                          • Ross
                                            Ik ben een aap
                                            • Sep 2002
                                            • 18874

                                            #22
                                            If ur naughty go 2 ur room..
                                            If u wanna be naughty, go 2 mine

                                            hehe I got loads more but I think I might be pissing people off now so I won't bother!!!

                                            hope some of these help you pull, they have served me well!!!

                                            LOL

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                                            • redshift
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 1044

                                              #23
                                              My ass itchs - wanna scratch it?

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                                              • playa
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2001
                                                • 6432

                                                #24
                                                Ross,

                                                i hope you don't really use those lines,,

                                                you have them girls laughing their asses off, then they'll
                                                tell all their friends how silly your are

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                                                • Ross
                                                  Ik ben een aap
                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                  • 18874

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by playa
                                                  Ross,

                                                  i hope you don't really use those lines,,

                                                  you have them girls laughing their asses off, then they'll
                                                  tell all their friends how silly your are
                                                  Damn thats where I must be going wrong then? FUCK

                                                  LOL of course not!!!

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                                                  • Voodoo
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                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                    • 10600

                                                    #26
                                                    You make me nausiated. Get lost.

                                                    "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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                                                    • Redbone
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                      • 323

                                                      #27
                                                      "Please don't hurt me."
                                                      Pffffffftttttttth. I'm done.

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                                                      • Undutchable
                                                        Registered User
                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                        • 2217

                                                        #28
                                                        Nice dress

                                                        wanna fuck?

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