i wonder what the dog is thinking while he's watching me pick up his turds?

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  • dyna mo
    just a fucking jerk
    • Dec 2008
    • 68184

    #1

    i wonder what the dog is thinking while he's watching me pick up his turds?

    it's prolly something like "the dog whisperer? pfft. pack leader my ass!"
  • Quagmire
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2005
    • 6490

    #2
    He thinks you're his bitch.

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    • dyna mo
      just a fucking jerk
      • Dec 2008
      • 68184

      #3
      Originally posted by Quagmire
      He thinks you're his bitch.
      exactly, cesar milan is full of shit.

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      • FrozenJag
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2006
        • 1763

        #4
        He's prob thinking god what a douche, real men hire little tight bodies to pick up their dogs shit. :D

        j/k bro haha. Luckily I got a decent sized yard and its free fertilizer.

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        • Pixelbucks Eric
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2008
          • 496

          #5
          Originally posted by FrozenJag
          He's prob thinking god what a douche, real men hire little tight bodies to pick up their dogs shit. :D

          j/k bro haha. Luckily I got a decent sized yard and its free fertilizer.
          Are you saying your dog doesn't come out of the yard?
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          • fatfoo
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            • Mar 2003
            • 27763

            #6
            The dog is thinking, "That man is my slave. Look how low he sinks, he picks up my turds."
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            • dyna mo
              just a fucking jerk
              • Dec 2008
              • 68184

              #7
              Originally posted by Pixelbucks Eric
              Are you saying your dog doesn't come out of the yard?
              he's saying he's not a real man.

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              • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                • Jul 2004
                • 38323

                #8
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                • FrozenJag
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 1763

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pixelbucks Eric
                  Are you saying your dog doesn't come out of the yard?
                  Well of course

                  If I was to take her on a walk she would do her business in the yard first and then go. If I want to run her in a large area I take her to my parents who have 100+ acres to explore, etc.

                  I cant emagine living in the city, or a dense area where you actually have to pick it up whether on your property or not. Just different situation here in Indiana.

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                  • FrozenJag
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 1763

                    #10
                    Originally posted by dyna mo
                    he's saying he's not a real man.

                    they really do have services though where they come to your house and pick up your dogs wastes.

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                    • beerptrol
                      Confirmed Asshole
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 12722

                      #11

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                      • dyna mo
                        just a fucking jerk
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 68184

                        #12
                        Originally posted by beerptrol
                        CLASSIC! thx for postin that.

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                        • JD
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 22651

                          #13
                          probably thinking "wtf... i was saving that for later!"

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                          • BlackCrayon
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 19634

                            #14
                            Originally posted by FrozenJag
                            Well of course

                            If I was to take her on a walk she would do her business in the yard first and then go. If I want to run her in a large area I take her to my parents who have 100+ acres to explore, etc.

                            I cant emagine living in the city, or a dense area where you actually have to pick it up whether on your property or not. Just different situation here in Indiana.
                            I live in the city and backyards are pretty small, of course depending on what area of the city...anyways my old neighbors had 3 dogs. two great danes and a jack russell. They walked the dogs occaisionally but the dogs always pissed/shit in their backyard. The grass was totally dead. The backyard smelled something aweful and they even put down new sod ever year. I think its pretty cruel to treat animals like that, especially big dogs who need to run.
                            you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                            • JenniDahling
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                              • Jul 2005
                              • 5285

                              #15
                              "Wow, those pants makes his ass look big... "

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                              • After Shock Media
                                It's coming look busy
                                • Mar 2001
                                • 35299

                                #16
                                Assuming they even are thinking about it. At most possible curiosity why you are putting it in a bag to save it for latter, instead of eating it now.

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                                • dyna mo
                                  just a fucking jerk
                                  • Dec 2008
                                  • 68184

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by JD
                                  probably thinking "wtf... i was saving that for later!"
                                  Originally posted by JenniDahling
                                  "Wow, those pants makes his ass look big... "
                                  Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                  Assuming they even are thinking about it. At most possible curiosity why you are putting it in a bag to save it for latter, instead of eating it now.

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                                  • Deej
                                    I make pixels work
                                    • Jun 2005
                                    • 24386

                                    #18
                                    Cesar milan dosnt pick up his own dog's shit...

                                    He hires other mexicans to do it for him...

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                                    • FrozenJag
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2006
                                      • 1763

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by BlackCrayon
                                      I live in the city and backyards are pretty small, of course depending on what area of the city...anyways my old neighbors had 3 dogs. two great danes and a jack russell. They walked the dogs occaisionally but the dogs always pissed/shit in their backyard. The grass was totally dead. The backyard smelled something aweful and they even put down new sod ever year. I think its pretty cruel to treat animals like that, especially big dogs who need to run.
                                      I have to agree.

                                      I hope your not implying im being cruel to my dog?

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                                      • BlackCrayon
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 19634

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by FrozenJag
                                        I have to agree.

                                        I hope your not implying im being cruel to my dog?
                                        Not at all. Your dog looks pretty happy. Its just a very different thing in the city.
                                        you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                        • Spunky
                                          I need a beer
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 133978

                                          #21
                                          He doesn't think,it's a dog.

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                                          • ProG
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                                            • Apr 2009
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                                            #22
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                                            • After Shock Media
                                              It's coming look busy
                                              • Mar 2001
                                              • 35299

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by FrozenJag
                                              I have to agree.

                                              I hope your not implying im being cruel to my dog?
                                              I could not let the yard get that bad ever. Just unhealthy for everyone.

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                                              • MikeSmoke
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Nov 2002
                                                • 3241

                                                #24
                                                "Wow, that would be like ME picking up DOGS."

                                                j/k

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                                                • dyna mo
                                                  just a fucking jerk
                                                  • Dec 2008
                                                  • 68184

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by ProG
                                                  love it!

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                                                  • dyna mo
                                                    just a fucking jerk
                                                    • Dec 2008
                                                    • 68184

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Spunky
                                                    He doesn't think,it's a dog.
                                                    eh? of course dogs think. for instance, they understand command-->behavior-->reward, which is a thought process based on learning, another act of thinking.

                                                    dogs also have emotions.

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                                                    • woj
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                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                      • 47880

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                      Assuming they even are thinking about it. At most possible curiosity why you are putting it in a bag to save it for latter, instead of eating it now.
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                                                      • seeandsee
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                                                        • Mar 2006
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                                                        #28
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                                                        • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                          (felis madjewicus)
                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                          • 20368

                                                          #29
                                                          i'm sure he's thinking life is pretty damn good.

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                                                          • J. Falcon
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                                                            • May 2006
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                                                            #30
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                                                            • NickB.
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                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                              • 8865

                                                              #31
                                                              hahaha that made me spit my coffee all over my desk

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                                                              • Major (Tom)
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                • 32492

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                it's prolly something like "the dog whisperer? pfft. pack leader my ass!"
                                                                He's saying, (In a Stewie Griffin voice) Yea, that's it you little bitch, you like being a little bitch? Ya? Ya? That's it! Pick up those turds you stinky lil bitch.
                                                                Thats what your dog is thinking
                                                                no homo,'
                                                                duke

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                                                                • Thumbler
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                  • 4076

                                                                  #33
                                                                  He's probably thinking the same thing my dog does when I hold an umbrella over him in the pouring rain so he can have a poop

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