Ultimate IQ test

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Braincash Fred
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2002
    • 1589

    #1

    Ultimate IQ test

    http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/

    126 to beat ;)
  • minimouse
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2002
    • 1493

    #2
    Damn I think I've seen this test like 100 times here all ready
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Dead

    Comment

    • Voodoo
      ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
      • Sep 2002
      • 10600

      #3

      "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

      Comment

      • AC fred
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2002
        • 1589

        #4
        Btw you don't need to fill a real email adress at the end to get your result

        Comment

        • Exxxotica
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2001
          • 4396

          #5
          I sale 5 digit IQ numbers.


          Needs some really great hosting? Black Seven

          note: I do not work for Blackseven... Im just grateful for their kick ass hosting...so quit bothering them when I hurt your feelings... pussy

          Comment

          • Dragon Curve
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2002
            • 252

            #6
            Was that 163 on the 18th or 19th time you took the test Voodoo? =P

            Comment

            • Pharoh
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2002
              • 125

              #7
              122
              The Virtual Pimp's - XXX Database

              Accepting rejection is easy....
              Accepting you is hard...

              Comment

              • the indigo
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2001
                • 2016

                #8
                127...

                I did not remember how to calculate the triangle side question (6 miles, then 8 miles on left.. distance between each cars)
                "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." -Hunter S. Thompson

                Comment

                • Voodoo
                  ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 10600

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Dragon Curve
                  Was that 163 on the 18th or 19th time you took the test Voodoo? =P
                  Actually, it was on the first time. What was your score?

                  "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

                  Comment

                  • NetRodent
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2002
                    • 3985

                    #10


                    Hmmm... Visonary philosopher.... Perhaps if I didn't squander my time on GFY.
                    "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
                    --H.L. Mencken

                    Comment

                    • Splicer
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2002
                      • 198

                      #11
                      131... Whie watching Law and Order.

                      Did you pay for the full report?
                      Are we rich yet?

                      Comment

                      • Vox
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2002
                        • 2710

                        #12
                        What a great viral marketing scheme, I wonder at what ratio this converts.
                        Social profile assassination for hire

                        Comment

                        • fnet
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 1721

                          #13
                          Hmm... I only scored 138. I feel cheated. I've taken a WAIS IQ test after more beer and less sleep and scored better than that. They didn't even cite what was missed, or explain the which why or how of the pitiful handful of SAT-like questions that supposedly point to the visionary philosopher bullshit.

                          I smell *rats*. Psychometrics indeed.
                          the sound of one hand googlewhacking

                          Comment

                          • XXXPaysiteDesign
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2002
                            • 2201

                            #14
                            120, looks like I'm the lower scorer in the group LOL.

                            (Word Warrior!)
                            Last edited by XXXPaysiteDesign; 11-13-2002, 10:27 PM.
                            SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

                            Comment

                            • Voodoo
                              ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 10600

                              #15
                              Originally posted by NetRodent
                              Hmmm... Visonary philosopher.... Perhaps if I didn't squander my time on GFY.
                              Congrats! Great job!

                              "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

                              Comment

                              • Shaggy
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2002
                                • 570

                                #16
                                hmm...125 on this one and 147 on the other one I took. WTF?

                                Comment

                                • XXXPaysiteDesign
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2002
                                  • 2201

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Voodoo


                                  Congrats! Great job!
                                  What about me? I feel so insecure now.
                                  SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

                                  Comment

                                  • fnet
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2002
                                    • 1721

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by XXXPaysiteDesign


                                    What about me? I feel so insecure now.
                                    The test really is meaningless.

                                    I have heard that there are sperm banks will accept SAT scores in lieu of an IQ test, even though high SAT scores have been shown to have less statistical covariance than, say, gender for determining college grades. But that doesn't stop the madness. MENSA and the other pretentious IQ societies consider these two kinds of tests equally valid. It's possible to study for either kind of test to ensure a perfect score (I've tutored for companies that do this). Which is one of many reasons why a bell curve meritocracy is kind of a joke.
                                    the sound of one hand googlewhacking

                                    Comment

                                    • Voodoo
                                      ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
                                      • Sep 2002
                                      • 10600

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Shaggy
                                      hmm...125 on this one and 147 on the other one I took. WTF?
                                      You're getting dumber by the minute. j/k

                                      "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

                                      Comment

                                      • Voodoo
                                        ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
                                        • Sep 2002
                                        • 10600

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by XXXPaysiteDesign


                                        What about me? I feel so insecure now.
                                        Great job bud! Congrats!

                                        "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

                                        Comment

                                        • zombie
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 301

                                          #21
                                          131 and what a wonderful waste of time it was.

                                          Comment

                                          • ControlThy
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • May 2002
                                            • 1909

                                            #22
                                            These kind of tests are not accepted as respectable IQ tests, in other words: they are worthless, but if you want to waste time..... ;-)
                                            Promote our unique Voyeur and Fetish sites!

                                            Comment

                                            • pimplink
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2001
                                              • 9535

                                              #23
                                              142

                                              Need Mainstream Content and SEO?
                                              SEO * Website Copy * Blogs
                                              Blogging - PR Work - Forum Marketing - Social Marketing - Link building - Articles
                                              100% Guaranteed Content!

                                              Comment

                                              • a1ka1ine
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Apr 2002
                                                • 3387

                                                #24
                                                129.

                                                i did one when i was a kid at school and got 132, so.. i guess booze does reduce your IQ :-(

                                                that and resizing pictures of tits all day.

                                                Comment

                                                • Firehorse
                                                  Desire it and have it!!!
                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                  • 30767

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by minimouse
                                                  Damn I think I've seen this test like 100 times here all ready
                                                  .
                                                  .
                                                  .
                                                  .
                                                  .
                                                  .
                                                  .
                                                  .
                                                  .
                                                  .
                                                  .
                                                  Me too!

                                                  It's part of the test, if you do it twice you instantly fail!
                                                  MySweetEbony

                                                  Comment

                                                  • Juge
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                    • 1917

                                                    #26
                                                    These tests are fucking stupid. They would be ok if they would remove the dumb questions, and had people with IQs of more than 120 making the test. I found one in which you could hit the back button and change anwers, and doing so they had several questions in which the right answere scored wrong on the test. That's the story of my life, being told I am wrong because the person making the test isn't smart enough to realize my answer makes more sense than the answer the text books says is right. If everyone only did what the text books say, then who the fuck is going to innovate to move our society forward?

                                                    Here's one question I remember:

                                                    Bob decides to go skiing with Jill. He rents a car for $50 for the weekend, and picks Jill up halfway to the resort. On the trip back, he drops Jill off. Gas cost $10 for the whole trip. Bob pays for it all, at first. How much does Jill owe Bob?

                                                    Test answer: Jill owes only the percentage of the travel distance she was in the car. Trip cost $60 total. Only 1/2 of the time Jill was in the car. So $30 is paid by Bob for the 1/2 of the trip he was alone. The other $30 is split, for the time they were both in the car. Jill owes $15.

                                                    RIGHT ANSWER: They agreed to go on a fucking trip together, so it costs them $30 each. Who the fuck splits cost by travel distance?

                                                    Comment

                                                    • CDSmith
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • May 2001
                                                      • 51460

                                                      #27
                                                      I wonder what kind of dumpy jalopy Bob rented for a whole weekend for fifty bucks.

                                                      <i><b>"The other $30 is split, for the time they were both in the car. Jill owes $15."</b></i>

                                                      Sounds like George Costanza made up the answers to this test.
                                                      Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

                                                      ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!!

                                                      Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket.
                                                      ICQ me at: 31024634

                                                      Comment

                                                      • Dildozer
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jul 2002
                                                        • 7519

                                                        #28
                                                        got 133
                                                        technical mathematician
                                                        not bad for a frenchie who never heard about all those english sayings
                                                        Spam link here

                                                        Comment

                                                        • CDSmith
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • May 2001
                                                          • 51460

                                                          #29
                                                          <b>Congratulations, CD!
                                                          Your IQ score is <font size=+4>135</font></b>


                                                          I took one of these tests 4 years ago while working at Internet Solutions Inc. My score back then was 146, proof that my mind is slowly degenerating with age.
                                                          Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

                                                          ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!!

                                                          Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket.
                                                          ICQ me at: 31024634

                                                          Comment

                                                          • Juge
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Feb 2001
                                                            • 1917

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                            I wonder what kind of dumpy jalopy Bob rented for a whole weekend for fifty bucks.

                                                            <i><b>"The other $30 is split, for the time they were both in the car. Jill owes $15."</b></i>

                                                            Sounds like George Costanza made up the answers to this test.
                                                            I can see him saying it now!

                                                            Comment

                                                            • Zentropy
                                                              Registered User
                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                              • 87

                                                              #31
                                                              This is an ego inflator not an iq test. I did manage an 86 hitting random answers, who can get the lowest score? That's probably more challenging.

                                                              Comment

                                                              • eru
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Mar 2002
                                                                • 2612

                                                                #32
                                                                82

                                                                I randomly choose every answer.
                                                                <font color="#FFFFFF" size="2" face="Verdana">This thread will self-destruct in 5 seconds.</font><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana"><br>
                                                                <br>
                                                                <font size="1">In the meantime, consider hosting with <a href="http://www.choopa.com"><font color="#00FF00">Choopa</font></a>
                                                                -- The only provider with 9 x 1000mbps Transit Redundancy</font></font>

                                                                Comment

                                                                • Beastiepoo
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                  • 1971

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                  <b>Congratulations, CD!
                                                                  Your IQ score is <font size=+4>135</font></b>


                                                                  I took one of these tests 4 years ago while working at Internet Solutions Inc. My score back then was 146, proof that my mind is slowly degenerating with age.
                                                                  I was gonna say nearly exactly the same thing CD. I came out at 135 too and when they were IQ testing us in HS about 5 years ago I was a steady 142.

                                                                  *shrug* So much for gaining intelligence with age.
                                                                  Dammit! My timing SUCKS!
                                                                  Hot body piercing jewellery at discounted prices - Click here!
                                                                  Got Goth traffic?? Make money with it at DarkPassions - Click Here!

                                                                  Comment

                                                                  • TeraBabes
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Apr 2002
                                                                    • 2067

                                                                    #34
                                                                    That test is crap. I scored a 133, and I'm pretty sure I got them all right.

                                                                    There was one question I wasn't 100% sure on (the last one, with the shapes - I chose the one with the two small shapes - the circle and the triangle).

                                                                    Other than that, I got them all right. Unless I made a careless mistake somewhere, which I don't think I did.
                                                                    This place is too big.

                                                                    Comment

                                                                    • fnet
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                      • 1721

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by TeraBabes
                                                                      That test is crap. I scored a 133, and I'm pretty sure I got them all right.

                                                                      There was one question I wasn't 100% sure on (the last one, with the shapes - I chose the one with the two small shapes - the circle and the triangle).

                                                                      Other than that, I got them all right. Unless I made a careless mistake somewhere, which I don't think I did.
                                                                      I thought that question was a bit odd as well, and I also chose the smallness of both being the most otherly attribute. I kinda wondered if there were a different max IQ for each set of questions. Whatever, it's all crap.
                                                                      the sound of one hand googlewhacking

                                                                      Comment

                                                                      Working...