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A mouse just ran across my face.

11-13-2002, 03:29 PM

Just killed a mouse with my hockystick
Its night where i live (denmark) and i was just woken up by a freaking mouse that ran across my face... DAMMMMITT!!! hate rodents.. thay are so filthy....
My house is far out in the country, and i love the peace when i come home from a long workday, but it STINKS every fall, when all the rodents come into the houses...

now..

How do I remove that big red spot on the floor the dead mouse left? the blood is all the way down the carpet now....
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11-13-2002, 03:30 PM

better than a pede running across your face....

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11-13-2002, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by ebus_dk
Just killed a mouse with my hockystick
Its night where i live (denmark) and i was just woken up by a freaking mouse that ran across my face... DAMMMMITT!!! hate rodents.. thay are so filthy....
My house is far out in the country, and i love the peace when i come home from a long workday, but it STINKS every fall, when all the rodents come into the houses...

now..

How do I remove that big red spot on the floor the dead mouse left? the blood is all the way down the carpet now....

I think you are fibbing ! If a mouse got anywhere near you, you'd still be standing on a chair screaming

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11-13-2002, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by ebus_dk
Just killed a mouse with my hockystick
Its night where i live (denmark) and i was just woken up by a freaking mouse that ran across my face... DAMMMMITT!!! hate rodents.. thay are so filthy....
My house is far out in the country, and i love the peace when i come home from a long workday, but it STINKS every fall, when all the rodents come into the houses...

now..

How do I remove that big red spot on the floor the dead mouse left? the blood is all the way down the carpet now....

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11-13-2002, 03:38 PM

you're going to die now, mice and rats are full of diseases.

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11-13-2002, 03:39 PM

A trouser mouse ran acroos your face?
Didn't improve your looks none.

Did he leave "Pecker Tracks"?
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11-13-2002, 03:46 PM

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
A trouser mouse ran acroos your face?
Didn't improve your looks none.

Did he leave "Pecker Tracks"?

what exactly is a trouser mouse? is that from the same genepool as the partygoat?
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11-13-2002, 03:49 PM

Originally posted by ebus_dk
Just killed a mouse with my hockystick
Its night where i live (denmark) and i was just woken up by a freaking mouse that ran across my face... DAMMMMITT!!! hate rodents.. thay are so filthy....
My house is far out in the country, and i love the peace when i come home from a long workday, but it STINKS every fall, when all the rodents come into the houses...
now..

Get a cat. It's the only thing that'll keep mice away in the countryside.
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11-13-2002, 03:49 PM

Originally posted by Hot Tropical Babes

I think you are fibbing ! If a mouse got anywhere near you, you'd still be standing on a chair screaming

I AM... standing with my laptop and wireless net on the chair
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11-13-2002, 03:50 PM

Originally posted by ebus_dk

I AM... standing with my laptop and wireless net on the chair

smash him with the laptop!!! DO IT!!!

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11-13-2002, 03:52 PM

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

smash him with the laptop!!! DO IT!!!

Its already dead and taking up space all over my nice carpet... Im just standing up on the chair in case his gang wanna join him...
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11-13-2002, 03:55 PM

I wanna sleep god damm it !!!!.. why the hell did that fucker have to walk across my face.. there is more than 320 squaremeters in my house, and he HAD to pick MY face to walk on... If he wasent already dead, I would kick his ass......
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11-13-2002, 03:56 PM

Leave the red spot as a reminder to other mice as to what will happen if they run across your face while you're sleeping...

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11-13-2002, 03:56 PM

I hate FUCKING rats and FROGS!!!!!!!! A rat has been in our pantry, the lil freak always tears up chip bags,,,(gagging) I have a rat trap set right now, but the fucker is too smart for it. Of course I do not empty the trap when it goes off, I make hubby do that LOL I wont even go in the pantry if there is a trap in there (feeling faint just thinking about it)

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11-13-2002, 03:57 PM

Originally posted by ebus_dk
I wanna sleep god damm it !!!!.. why the hell did that fucker have to walk across my face.. there is more than 320 squaremeters in my house, and he HAD to pick MY face to walk on... If he wasent already dead, I would kick his ass......

Maybe it is someone reincarnated that you pissed off once

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11-13-2002, 03:58 PM

Originally posted by LiveDose
Leave the red spot as a reminder to other mice as to what will happen if they run across your face while you're sleeping...

yes.. and sign your name with his blood...

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11-13-2002, 04:01 PM

I have a cat that is a great mouser. My housing addition is next to some fields and they are building on them now so the rodents are evicted and every now and then one finds it's way into the house when someone opens a door. My cat caught one a while back after it darted in the back door and into the kitchen. Caught it in his mouth and bit the fucker in two. Blood was all over the place. Not a pretty site.. and my cat got pissed when I took what was left from him and tossed it outside. Every now and then I will walk outside and find a "present" on the porch. Half a mouse here, half a bird there, part of a baby rabbit every now and then. Cats are funky.

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11-13-2002, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by Hot Tropical Babes

Maybe it is someone reincarnated that you pissed off once

oohhhhhh nooo.. .. then there will be THOUSENADS soon.. goodbye sweet life
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11-13-2002, 04:03 PM

Originally posted by flashfreak

yes.. and sign your name with his blood...

yearh.. it will keep strangers out as well.. I'll do that now
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11-13-2002, 04:05 PM

are you sure it was a mouse and not a penis?

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11-13-2002, 04:07 PM

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
are you sure it was a mouse and not a penis?

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11-13-2002, 04:10 PM

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11-13-2002, 04:14 PM

I think it was a penis dude.... did you find and sperm trails anywhere? That'd be a definate clue....

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11-13-2002, 04:15 PM

Be happy it wasn't a "snow snake"
they crawl up your ass and you freeze to death.
happens alot in Alaska
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11-13-2002, 04:18 PM

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I think it was a penis dude.... did you find and sperm trails anywhere? That'd be a definate clue....

Ok then.. the next "penis" that enters my house, will be shaven, and rolled in "IcyHot" ALL over
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11-13-2002, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
Be happy it wasn't a "snow snake"
they crawl up your ass and you freeze to death.
happens alot in Alaska

no-- its called a "Yeti-assrape"
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11-13-2002, 06:57 PM

Get a cat and do it the natural way
Cats are fucking amazing, we had probs with rats/mice for a couple of years, had to empty the mousetrap weekly... Then we got a cat and it ate all those bastards in no time! Now, 13 years later I haven't seen a mice/rat in our house for about 10 years.. They're friggin effective!

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11-13-2002, 07:40 PM

I haven't seen any mice since we got our cat last year...now we have two cats. Before that, I killed a bunch of them with traditional traps, glue traps, and poising...every fall and spring when they'd get in the attic. They little bastards would climb thru the walls and come out thru holes in the kitchen and scare the shit out of me when I'd open the fridge for a drink at night and one would run over my bare foot.

No wonder I love cats so much. The cats eat a lot of the bugs that get in the house too. Only thing they don't eat are the damn brown recluse spiders and other nasty spiders that hang out in these old houses.
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11-13-2002, 07:42 PM

It looks innocent enought but it is an evil house of spiders:

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11-13-2002, 08:06 PM

Put peanut butter on your trap, just a tiny little bit in the middle so they have to get on it to get it. Of course you want to put it there before you set it.
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11-13-2002, 08:09 PM

Originally posted by laura99
Put peanut butter on your trap, just a tiny little bit in the middle so they have to get on it to get it. Of course you want to put it there before you set it.

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11-13-2002, 08:34 PM

Well I didn't want to be responsible for hurt fingers hehe. I'm too nice to be THAT evil.
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11-13-2002, 11:04 PM

Originally posted by Hot Tropical Babes

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Laura, dont tell him the dynamics, He would of entertained us more tomorrow!!!!

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11-13-2002, 11:05 PM

Originally posted by ebus_dk

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11-14-2002, 12:10 AM

Stop eating cheese in bed!

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11-14-2002, 12:25 AM

Originally posted by UnseenWorld
Stop eating cheese in bed!

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11-14-2002, 12:33 AM

either im in real bad need of a laugh, or that was pretty fucking funny

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11-14-2002, 05:13 AM

Mice are dumb.
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