I think we should host a competition on GFY, based on honour, to see who can go the longest without pooping.
Who's in? We can choose a date to all agree to start on. I think the only rule should be that after the starting date, you should be honest with what food / liquids you consume. Should be interesting to see who can last the longest. It all would probably rely on your diet the week up to the start date. The longest I ever went without pooping was like 5 days after one of the Vegas shows where I ate a 64 oz steak or something insane, and when I pooped, my asshole ripped and I had blood on the toilet paper.
Of course, this alarmed me at the time, and the older me would have just laughed, but the younger me was paranoid and I went to the doctor thinking it was prostate cancer, but, when I told them "I was in Vegas at a porn show doing drugs and booze and parting for 72 hours straight" they brought another two nurses in the room and the doctor and the nurses all interrogated me and asked if I had been to a gangbang and hammered in the ass, I was aghast, I did not even like anal with women, let alone with men, or myself!
The humiliation, it was so extreme!
Anyways, we should shows the #1st annual GFY poop holding in fest, what do you think?*
*Maybe this would actually help prompt some GFY'ers to try and gain more control of their diet and their bodies, I know that I feel waaaay better when I eat veggies and drink more water compared to slamming in grease and chuggin' whiskey! NOTHING WORSE THAN A NASTY HUNGOVER GREASY SHIT!!!
Who's in? We can choose a date to all agree to start on. I think the only rule should be that after the starting date, you should be honest with what food / liquids you consume. Should be interesting to see who can last the longest. It all would probably rely on your diet the week up to the start date. The longest I ever went without pooping was like 5 days after one of the Vegas shows where I ate a 64 oz steak or something insane, and when I pooped, my asshole ripped and I had blood on the toilet paper.
Of course, this alarmed me at the time, and the older me would have just laughed, but the younger me was paranoid and I went to the doctor thinking it was prostate cancer, but, when I told them "I was in Vegas at a porn show doing drugs and booze and parting for 72 hours straight" they brought another two nurses in the room and the doctor and the nurses all interrogated me and asked if I had been to a gangbang and hammered in the ass, I was aghast, I did not even like anal with women, let alone with men, or myself!
The humiliation, it was so extreme!
Anyways, we should shows the #1st annual GFY poop holding in fest, what do you think?*
*Maybe this would actually help prompt some GFY'ers to try and gain more control of their diet and their bodies, I know that I feel waaaay better when I eat veggies and drink more water compared to slamming in grease and chuggin' whiskey! NOTHING WORSE THAN A NASTY HUNGOVER GREASY SHIT!!!
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