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I like the petty nationalists explaining the conundrum of how the pampered son of an athlete and a model raised in a zero-pressure multi-millionaire environment with the world's best chefs, doctors, personal trainers and plastic surgeons at his disposal doesn't look like a corpse at the ripe old age of 43.
"it's he puerto rican genes!"
"he not purteo rican dude, he half filipina!"
"he ain't a phillipian bro, he have spanish!"
"it's he asian blood!"
"cuz he a latin!"
"he half spainish have philippino, but definitely something something puerto rico. independencia!"
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