The Secret to a Lasting Relationship - The 5 Minute Rule

**AzteK** · 11-12-2002, 05:06 PM

that works!

**lagwagon** · 11-12-2002, 05:07 PM

the 5 minutes after work one is golden no matter what you do for a living

**Cheshire** · 11-12-2002, 05:11 PM

Hmm, I have a better one;

Just don't f*ck with me

**Dugmor** · 11-12-2002, 05:25 PM

What happens if your relationships only last 4 mins ?

**rip raster** · 11-12-2002, 05:25 PM

Originally posted by Cheshire
Hmm, I have a better one;

Just don't f*ck with me

I'm with Cheshire

**rip raster** · 11-12-2002, 05:27 PM

Originally posted by Dugmor
What happens if your relationships only last 4 mins ?

that'll give you 3min to wash up after you blow your load and say goodbuy

**Pharoh** · 11-12-2002, 05:40 PM

I love it!

wish more people would live by it

people that don't live by the five minute rule

**RMG** · 11-12-2002, 07:40 PM

5 minutes after we're done having sex, dont fuck with me.

**mrthumbs** · 11-12-2002, 07:41 PM

Originally posted by rip raster

that'll give you 3min to wash up after you blow your load and say goodbuy

That only applies to prostitutes..

**Bobo** · 11-12-2002, 07:44 PM

Nice! 'Cause all that one needs is 2 minutes for sex.

**foe** · 11-12-2002, 07:50 PM

Nice I will add this to favorites.

**MissEve** · 11-12-2002, 07:50 PM

We are supposed to take advice from a dude named Smegma??!!

**Bobo** · 11-12-2002, 07:50 PM

Originally posted by mrthumbs

That only applies to prostitutes..

and yo mama

**Bobo** · 11-12-2002, 07:52 PM

Originally posted by MissEve
We are supposed to take advice from a dude named Smegma??!!

He's been married and divorced 5 times, has frequented every bordello in North America. I think we can pretty much trust anything he says regarding relationships.

**TeraBabes** · 11-12-2002, 08:27 PM

Originally posted by Cheshire
Hmm, I have a better one;

Just don't f*ck with me

Awww... how cute. She's c*nsoring herself.

**Smegma** · 11-12-2002, 09:57 PM

Originally posted by MissEve
We are supposed to take advice from a dude named Smegma??!!

STALKER!

**extreme** · 11-12-2002, 10:22 PM

Originally posted by Bobo

He's been married and divorced 5 times, has frequented every bordello in North America. I think we can pretty much trust anything he says regarding relationships.

... actually, that sounds like you are describing someone you Shouldn't take relationshipadvice from? ;)

**kmanrox** · 11-12-2002, 10:24 PM

i'll ratify that, if we can push it up to 1.5-3 hours ?

**Kanoealoha** · 11-12-2002, 10:45 PM

mmm... no, those rules just don't work for me...

oh well...

**Smegma** · 11-12-2002, 11:00 PM

I'm not fucking around here. 5 Minutes at those times will make or break your day.

**sexmanic** · 11-12-2002, 11:59 PM

Originally posted by RMG
5 minutes after we're done having sex, dont fuck with me.

you mean, from 1-5 minutes after having sex, and then 5 minutes after having sex ... don't fuck with me, right?

The Secret to a Lasting Relationship - The 5 Minute Rule

The Secret to a Lasting Relationship - The 5 Minute Rule

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