Do not fuck a pumpkin

**Galaxy Media** · 10-31-2023, 05:59 PM

Originally posted by Huggles

Even though you can cut a nice hole in a pumpkin, DO NOT FUCK IT!

Pumpkin flesh feels slimy and gooey, but it is actually very coarse. Your dick will be like fucking sandpaper after 1 minute. Ask me how I know?!

LOL

**Zuzana Designs** · 10-31-2023, 06:05 PM

Yikes

**Killswitch** · 10-31-2023, 06:47 PM

Don't tell me what to do, now I'm gonna go pump some kin... wait no, fuck a pumpkin.

**Look Chang** · 10-31-2023, 07:40 PM

Always wear a condom while fucking a pumpkin . . .

**nazgiga** · 10-31-2023, 08:23 PM

Rotten pumpkin could be soft enough

**pornmasta** · 10-31-2023, 10:50 PM

Or you will get a butternut squash in the ass

**CurrentlySober** · 11-01-2023, 02:15 AM

i cunt a4da pumpkin...

**LetterTwenty7** · 11-01-2023, 02:27 AM

Good thing you told me... I was just about to fuck a pumpkin after I'm done writing some article. Thanks, mate! You're a lifesaver. GFY rocks!

**fris** · 11-01-2023, 07:03 AM

**CaptainHowdy** · 11-01-2023, 10:26 AM

If the pumpkin consents . . .

**NakedWomenTime** · 11-01-2023, 11:57 AM

Better to make soup with it.

**RyuLion** · 11-02-2023, 02:08 PM

Do not fuck a pumpkin

Do not fuck a pumpkin

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