So I Hooked up With A Bartender Last Night..............

**Evil Ryan** · 10-02-2009, 12:49 PM

Was he at least cute?

**marketsmart** · 10-02-2009, 12:50 PM

what was his name? was he hot?

**munki** · 10-02-2009, 12:50 PM

Originally posted by Evil Ryan

Was he at least cute?

Originally posted by marketsmart

what was his name? was he hot?

**Carmine Raguso** · 10-02-2009, 12:51 PM

And you had cum all over your fat Latin face? Were you able to open your eyes?

**RyuLion** · 10-02-2009, 12:52 PM

I'm so happy I'm single and no drama....

Trolls are so lame on GFY..

**RyuLion** · 10-02-2009, 12:53 PM

you are incoherent and fake, without a face I have pity on you..

NOT!

**marketsmart** · 10-02-2009, 12:54 PM

Originally posted by Carmine Raguso

And you had cum all over your fat Latin face? Were you able to open your eyes?

juicy juciy loves to eat pie, came right in ryulion's eye... when ryu's eye was dry and shut, juicy fucked that one eyed slut....

**donkevlar** · 10-02-2009, 12:58 PM

"Hey guys I had sex... really!"

**RyuLion** · 10-02-2009, 12:59 PM

Originally posted by donkevlar

"Hey guys I had sex... really!"

Congratz on lasting 4 minutes!

**Exotic Gold** · 10-02-2009, 01:01 PM

Originally posted by RyuLion

and we woke up at 3pm..

crazy times..

Is that when the bar opened back up?

**RyuLion** · 10-02-2009, 01:03 PM

Originally posted by Exotic Gold

Is that when the bar opened back up?

No, she just went and started work at 7pm..I'm chilling tonight..

..maybe...

**donkevlar** · 10-02-2009, 01:14 PM

Originally posted by RyuLion

Congratz on lasting 4 minutes!

Huh? Oh, no, that was my impression of your post not my personal info...

**czarina** · 10-02-2009, 01:14 PM

post pics!

**QuaWee** · 10-02-2009, 01:15 PM

I had applesauce today I'll start a thread... one sec

**SleazyDream** · 10-02-2009, 01:28 PM

i thought all the bartenders were men in your town

ohhhhhhh

woops

**dyna mo** · 10-02-2009, 01:31 PM

u high fivin mother fucker

**CaptainHowdy** · 10-02-2009, 02:58 PM

How do you pick up a bartender if you don't mind me asking?

**Varius** · 10-02-2009, 03:04 PM

Originally posted by CaptainHowdy

How do you pick up a bartender if you don't mind me asking?

First, you need to distinguish between "is she being friendly to me because its her job and she wants a nice tip" or "is she being friendly to me because we seem to get along / she's actually into me".

From there you know what approach will work on her; the flash the cash take her to a million expensive dinners to get in her pants OR the just act cool and ask her to grab some late night food after her shift or to hang out.

**PornMD** · 10-02-2009, 03:05 PM

Did she get fired for not showing to work or calling? Or does she own the bar and it was conspicuously not open until some time after 3 PM?

**Loch** · 10-02-2009, 03:06 PM

Originally posted by marketsmart

juicy juciy loves to eat pie, came right in ryulion's eye... when ryu's eye was dry and shut, juicy fucked that one eyed slut....

**Warren** · 10-02-2009, 03:28 PM

Originally posted by Varius

First, you need to distinguish between "is she being friendly to me because its her job and she wants a nice tip" or "is she being friendly to me because we seem to get along / she's actually into me".

From there you know what approach will work on her; the flash the cash take her to a million expensive dinners to get in her pants OR the just act cool and ask her to grab some late night food after her shift or to hang out.

Or you could just wait until she finishs her shift and jump into the back of her car

**sailfish** · 10-02-2009, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by Warren

Or you could just wait until she finishs her shift and jump into the back of her car

**NoWhErE** · 10-02-2009, 03:38 PM

I hook up with a bartender every night... have been for the past year and half. No biggie

**RyuLion** · 10-02-2009, 04:04 PM

Originally posted by Warren

Or you could just wait until she finishs her shift and jump into the back of her car

This has been another Warren sighting..

**Warren** · 10-02-2009, 04:28 PM

Originally posted by RyuLion

This has been another Warren sighting..

it's true ask keith lol

**woj** · 10-02-2009, 04:52 PM

pics or it didn't happen...

**L-Pink** · 10-02-2009, 05:13 PM

Originally posted by Carmine Raguso

And you had cum all over your fat Latin face? Were you able to open your eyes?

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**alias** · 10-02-2009, 05:18 PM

How did the ass taste?

**L-Pink** · 10-02-2009, 05:28 PM

Did he pour you a stiff one?

.

**Spunky** · 10-02-2009, 06:51 PM

Did you bite her rump?

**J. Falcon** · 10-02-2009, 07:05 PM

Originally posted by L-Pink

Did he pour you a stiff one?

.

**alias** · 10-02-2009, 07:06 PM

Or his ass, I'm not passing judgement.

**eddieinaz** · 10-03-2009, 06:43 AM

RyuLion, you and I have a major problem now! I dont care what sex the bartender is, you kept her from serving me my usual bottle of Tequila! Do not do it again.
Is this how you repay me from saving you from those eight gay black guys? Do not interfere with me and my bottle of Tequila ever again!

**nico-t** · 10-03-2009, 07:05 AM

you are gfy's major wannabe & brown noser, all your posts say nothing. Congrats!

**alias** · 10-03-2009, 07:07 AM

Originally posted by nico-t

you are gfy's major wannabe & brown noser, all your posts say nothing. Congrats!

What does he want to be?

**eddieinaz** · 10-03-2009, 07:10 AM

Originally posted by RyuLion

Congratz on lasting 4 minutes!

Wanna know why I swoop in and fuck hot girls SUPER fast??
I want don't them to know it was me, it will somehow get back to Lois.

**plsureking** · 10-03-2009, 07:27 AM

last nite i drank a bottle of black label with 3 hot thai girls. so what.

**The Porn Nerd** · 10-03-2009, 08:13 AM

Last night I had sex with a bar. An actual, wooden bar. A little dry but a good hump.

**alias** · 10-03-2009, 08:14 AM

Originally posted by plsureking

last nite i drank a bottle of black label with 3 hot thai girls. so what.

Yeah "girls"!

**VeriSexy** · 10-03-2009, 08:43 AM

pics.. or it didn't happen

**Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 10-03-2009, 08:55 AM

Was he atleast cute?

**Iron Fist** · 10-03-2009, 09:00 AM

I dreamed about fucking a female bartender who was cute...

**okny** · 10-03-2009, 09:07 AM

Umm where do they find these people??? This thread should be closed with a sub title that say OWNED!!!

**escorpio** · 10-03-2009, 09:41 AM

I almost fucked a girl once.

**CaptainHowdy** · 10-03-2009, 10:33 AM

Originally posted by Varius

First, you need to distinguish between "is she being friendly to me because its her job and she wants a nice tip" or "is she being friendly to me because we seem to get along / she's actually into me".

That is "the" deadlock in that situation for me... I want more insight on the female bartender's psychology.

So I Hooked up With A Bartender Last Night..............

So I Hooked up With A Bartender Last Night..............

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