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Old 10-18-2023, 09:09 AM  
CurrentlySober
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To quote (or paraphrase) the late great prophet Bill Hicks:

"Ohh Childbirth is a miracle... Is it? I missed that meeting... No more a miracle than you eating food, and a turd coming out your ass"

And that's it. Why the mystery?

TL:DR?

If a chef prepares a delicious meal for me, that looks great on the plate, has a fantastic smell, and tastes GREAT... Why would I want to know how he did it? Just having it there infront of me, & enjoying it... Is pleasure enough...
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