I was bored for 5 minutes and made a button 
Phear the armed Squirrel!
Phear the armed Squirrel!
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What? You guys don't have an armed squirrel?
N00bies!
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Maybe your armed squirell can team together with my rat eating dog it'd be a dynamic due of sorts
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Armed squirrel works alone. He was betrayed by his last partner who sold him out to the internal investigations team for the FBI, and is now a lone gunman living off his talents and tradecraft.
He is however available for public appearances, supermarket openings and as a car chamois leather.This Space for RentComment
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That's ok because the rat eating dog is really lazy and all he really likes to do is eat rats, garbage and he sleeps alotOriginally posted by railz
Armed squirrel works alone. He was betrayed by his last partner who sold him out to the internal investigations team for the FBI, and is now a lone gunman living off his talents and tradecraft.
He is however available for public appearances, supermarket openings and as a car chamois leather.
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You know the party goat is really not going to like this.<font color="#FFFFFF" size="2" face="Verdana">This thread will self-destruct in 5 seconds.</font><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana"><br>
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did I mention that it was a rat eating mountain dog?Comment
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The party goat has been terminated.Originally posted by eru
You know the party goat is really not going to like this.This Space for RentComment
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Armed Squirrel is back. He was pulled in for questioning regarding the death of Party Goat, but has been released.This Space for RentComment
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FYI: Not that I am a spelling champion but comming should be coming. But then again you have that whole phear thing going...... so nevermind.Comment
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there is no way in hell i would be scared of a squirrel with a claymation gunSig heil
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Noooo!!! Not the goat.... he's just a kid.....!!!!
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Armed Squirrel says "Sorry, the Party goat had to go. He was informing".
(Sotto voce' - It was 5am and I was at that stage of tiredness when you're almost drunk, so spelling mistakes be damned )
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Be afraid ........ very afraid !
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Dugmor - Armed Squirrel is available to sign that pic. Although you will have to sign a water tight NDA about him beforehand and submit to a cavity search.
The Feds are closing in - he's paranoid and thinks everyone is wearing a wire now. I can hear him on the phone to a "contact" arranging for a false passport.This Space for RentComment
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Thank you Armed Squirrel. You're my hero. That goddamned goat had to go. He was funny for a week or so, but it was time for him to DIE.Originally posted by railz
The party goat has been terminated.I like pie.Comment
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He says it was easy. Party Goat begged for his hat to be saved, but Armed Squirrel is kinda ruthless.Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Thank you Armed Squirrel. You're my hero. That goddamned goat had to go. He was funny for a week or so, but it was time for him to DIE.
He's still waiting for the balance of the contract to be paid. He says he'll take payment in blood as well.This Space for RentComment
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I'll cover the remainder of the contract and as a sign of gratitude I will toss in some nice walnuts.Originally posted by railz
He says it was easy. Party Goat begged for his hat to be saved, but Armed Squirrel is kinda ruthless.
He's still waiting for the balance of the contract to be paid. He says he'll take payment in blood as well.
I like pie.Comment
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He thanks you AH - he's on the phone to his bank in Switzerland now and will be forwarding you the account number(s).Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
I'll cover the remainder of the contract and as a sign of gratitude I will toss in some nice walnuts.
As for the nuts, he likes cashews.This Space for RentComment
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blasphemy!Originally posted by railz
The party goat has been terminated.Comment
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I am fraid it's true. Party Goat is no more. He was informing and had to be dealt with.Originally posted by Spoonie Luv
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sorry railz. had 10 minutes to kill and you put the idea of 'nuts' in my headComment
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