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Originally Posted by Look Chang
does she also love cocks?
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you wanna know something funny?
I met this guy a few months back. was getting to know him slowly. 5th time we hung out one on one he took me to the river and then I took him back to my place
I went down on him a lil before we fucked, and the penetrative sex was kinda underwhelming. then the next day he asked me to pay his daughter's school fees. I said no cuz I don't pay the bills of a grown azz man
he was all "well I'd do it for you" and my response was no you can't if you can't even take care of your daughter...
this was a dude who kept asking me out on my work nights while he hired someone to run his bar so he could go out dancing and drinking
must be nice, right?
I got me, my cats and my mom to take care of, no fucking around on that
anyway, after he asked me to pay those bills I told him I was really disappointed and blocked him
THEN came at me with a new address, asking if he could sleep over cuz he missed me
my reply: not if you were the last man on earth
he then replied '
well I only asked about the money cuz you really turned me off when you sucked my dick' (even tho he came in under 5 mins when we did the real do after a few minutes with my mouth to prime the pump-hence underwhelming)
trying to shame me for having a penis in my mouth. I'm sure everyone else would be horrified
I told that to a friend of mine last week and she about died laughing
like, first we know he doesn't go down on women and if he wants to spread that around as an 'insult' that I'm fun in bed he'll look like the bitch (English translation of the Patois she speaks)
lady in the vid is a cutie and obv extremely talented. I'd eat her cut fruit and help her cut it. the rest of the meals I dunno, just too much. I admire people who enjoy cooking. get annoyed mixing my energy shakes. I'd be a really bad housewife and never wear skirts
I'm a menace with a broom though
but yeah, trying to shame someone who tries to pretend to reject you after you've rejected them, for putting your lips on your river then shower clean dick? I can't even. too funny
thank god everyone else here isn't puritan
I think I might have met a special person last month. too soon to tell but like him. Jamaicans always wanna feed me when I am so not into food. not gonna post a pic cuz it's on his social media (I'll forgive him for that side of himself but recognize most peeps are these days) but to cook for me on this bad-ass grass teepee coals structure thing he made on his farm
it's meant for meat, but anything can grill there
I gotta bring over some mushrooms (an import, no fucks given, I love them and it's an occasional treat thing) to accompany his onions and pineapple. that I know I can eat
lots of spices and peppas a given. tbh I prob won't even eat much, just will be fun to participate in the process in aspects where there is no risk of me burning anything down. maybe he'll help me work up an appetite
but lol I sucked a dick. see gfy lady upper left hand side
tldr; chica in the vid has some style and bet she has some fun