Dick Swells Too Much, WTF!!?

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  • smutnut
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2007
    • 5889

    #1

    Dick Swells Too Much, WTF!!?

    If my dick swells up so much that it's too big for my GF, what the fuck can I do?
  • rowan
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Mar 2002
    • 17393

    #2
    Stick it in her pooper instead.

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    • smutnut
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jul 2007
      • 5889

      #3
      Originally posted by rowan
      Stick it in her pooper instead.
      You'll hear screaming all the way to GFY!!!

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      • GrouchyAdmin
        Now choke yourself!
        • Apr 2006
        • 12085

        #4
        Fucking furries.

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        • WarChild
          Let slip the dogs of war.
          • Jan 2003
          • 17263

          #5
          Women can pass a baby through their vagina. There's no chance you can swell too much, it just isn't possible.

          Troll fail.
          .

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          • JOKER
            Facit Omnia Voluntas
            • Apr 2003
            • 2105

            #6
            Originally posted by rowan
            Stick it in her pooper instead.
            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zHVW7Zy_vg
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            • smutnut
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jul 2007
              • 5889

              #7
              I'm telling you I can make them all scream so lock up your wives. You can fuck you ferrets and anacondas on your own. I just want LOVE!

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              • smutnut
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jul 2007
                • 5889

                #8
                Originally posted by WarChild
                Women can pass a baby through their vagina. There's no chance you can swell too much, it just isn't possible.

                Troll fail.
                But they scream, especially with your retarded baby!!! Am I right?

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                • beerptrol
                  Confirmed Asshole
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 12722

                  #9
                  Originally posted by smutnut
                  If my dick swells up so much that it's too big for my GF, what the fuck can I do?
                  let some air out of her, should loosen her up.

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                  • smutnut
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 5889

                    #10
                    Jesus H, I thought retards would answer by now!

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                    • smutnut
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 5889

                      #11
                      When it gets too big you all have to either service it or get your girls to do it!

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                      • CamTraffic
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 6540

                        #12
                        which means you probably have a small one
                        I am always buying traffic and white labels. Hit me up.
                        Email me HERE!

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                        • eroticsexxx
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 3133

                          #13


                          After that pops out, you'll have no problems

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                          • Iron Fist
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 23400

                            #14
                            i like waffles

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