Okay this is serious shit.
Isn't the bathroom supposed to be a sacred place like the Dome of Rock or Moses and his Burning Bush or something?
You're standing over the toilet and your girlfriend comes walking in for whatever reason. I mean this is a no-no, right? I mean, of course, now it's okay if I walk in on her but like, UGGGHH! Are you fucking kidding me? First, you're sitting, so I don't know if you're taking a crap or what? You think I want to walk in and start shaving with all that stink coming up in my face? PLEASE!!!
I mean fuck all this no secrets bullshit! I'm going to walk in on her with a video camera and pretend I was shooting something but this excited me so much I couldn't help myself. Either that or leave the toilet seat lifted so she can fall in again and let out that bitching shriek of hers I've grown so fond of...
Isn't the bathroom supposed to be a sacred place like the Dome of Rock or Moses and his Burning Bush or something?
You're standing over the toilet and your girlfriend comes walking in for whatever reason. I mean this is a no-no, right? I mean, of course, now it's okay if I walk in on her but like, UGGGHH! Are you fucking kidding me? First, you're sitting, so I don't know if you're taking a crap or what? You think I want to walk in and start shaving with all that stink coming up in my face? PLEASE!!!
I mean fuck all this no secrets bullshit! I'm going to walk in on her with a video camera and pretend I was shooting something but this excited me so much I couldn't help myself. Either that or leave the toilet seat lifted so she can fall in again and let out that bitching shriek of hers I've grown so fond of...
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