King David was evil

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  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470

    #1

    King David was evil

    ok, this kid takes out a Giant - this is cool

    then he ends up being the kings bodyguard - but has to take off cause he's planning to take over the kingdom.

    he JOINS with the enemy the philistines- and does raids on his own people killing them in outlying communities.

    the philistines go kill the king of isreal and need someone to keep the peace, so they put david in charge.

    power makes him greedier so now KING David goes out and kills former King Saul's son to ensure no one questions his kingship - and then kills all Saul's grandkids.

    but that's not enough - so then he turns on the people who gave him power and starts killling them - as well as anyone else who had the misfortune of being male and born near this psychopath..

    so anyway 1000 years later Christianity comes along and the one thing they try and prove is a BLOOD LINE in Christ to this guy.....

    Love they neighbor and kill him if he doesn't love you
    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

    Now read without the word dog.
  • pr0
    rockin tha trailerpark
    • May 2001
    • 23088

    #2
    If you read the bible in "parts" it's actually a perfect guide to taking over the world.

    If you read the whole thing though, you'll feel bad about having done it.

    So what should we take from this?

    Only read the good parts. It's totally "art of war" style.
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    • pr0
      rockin tha trailerpark
      • May 2001
      • 23088

      #3
      Reading sections of history is kind of like watching the first 45 minutes of "blow".

      I always turn it off right around the time he finds out Diego is running his own op.
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