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  • mikeyddddd
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    • Mar 2003
    • 16557

    #51
    fiddy break-up emails


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    • The Porn Nerd
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      • Jun 2009
      • 19794

      #52
      Sounds like MY ex! haha! Except the ten grand a month thing (my Gawd man, what were you buying her? NO pussy is worth that much coin!)

      I posted a similar 'Open Letter To My Ex' on one of my blogs last Halloween and it got picked up by StumbleUpon and 100,000 pople read it!!!

      HA! last laugh. Oh, and I used her real name, too. Bitch.
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      • _Richard_
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        • Oct 2006
        • 30989

        #53
        better luck in the future!

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        • JerryF
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          • Jul 2009
          • 80

          #54
          Am I missing something here?
          -- Jerry

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          • kichi
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            • Aug 2007
            • 338

            #55
            Originally posted by JerryF
            Am I missing something here?
            riveting post
            no sig

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            • marketsmart
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              • Dec 2004
              • 20419

              #56
              Originally posted by O MARINA
              sounds like you're gonna copy/paste his
              when i break up with you, i will send a panamanian hit squad to personally deliver my brekup letter..

              ya herd....

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              • Persius
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                • Jul 2003
                • 11779

                #57
                1 million red flags she had yet you made her your gf, hope you can learn from this.

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                • datatank
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                  • Aug 2004
                  • 5471

                  #58
                  Originally posted by kichi
                  how many multi millionaires do you knwo that have tats?
                  please

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                  • madawgz
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                    • Mar 2006
                    • 30509

                    #59
                    wow this thread went fast
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                    • polle54
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                      • Jul 2004
                      • 4626

                      #60
                      LOL nice trolling herpes guy
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                      • CBunny
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                        • Jun 2009
                        • 115

                        #61
                        Originally posted by kichi
                        my life is boring.all i want is a wife that loves me and kids and i cant seem to find that.
                        Maybe you are looking in all the wrong places? There is someone out there for you and she will come along at the perfect time. I really believe we all can have that but we have to stop settling for less. Keep your head up and look for girls that are not in the industry.
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                        • BestXXXPorn
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                          • Jun 2009
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                          #62
                          Originally posted by area51
                          i love you ruth
                          But I also love Ruth! o.O
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                          • TopbucksMatt
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                            • Jul 2009
                            • 111

                            #63
                            you're = you are your = possessive
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                            • shermo

                              #64
                              I know this is a trolling post, but I can't resist...
                              1. Why would you give the time of day to a woman that possesses all of these traits after you fucked her the first time?

                              2. If you were really rich, why would you have a person like this around you to begin with?

                              3. If you really look at the situation, it sounds like you were the one that got used up. Not her. This letter just affirms her beliefs.

                              4. I can't contrive of a "rich" 36 year old wasting his time writing something like this. The fact that she was cut off would have been punishment enough for her.

                              5. Silly rabbit...Don't you know that telling a girl she has a loose vagina just leads to the statement "I'm not too loose...your dick is just too small!"

                              6. It's already been mentioned, but calling a person an idiot and butchering the English language in the same sentence is inexcusable.

                              7. I've never heard of a "palace" on the coast of Florida. May I see some pics of this place please?

                              8. May I have her phone number please? She sounds hot.

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                              • frank7799
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                                • Jul 2003
                                • 1974

                                #65
                                Originally posted by Evil Chris
                                Was your girlfriend a Labrador retriever or what?
                                Well, the breath of my Labs are clean....

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                                • pentae
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                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 899

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by sherm
                                  I know this is a trolling post, but I can't resist...
                                  1. Why would you give the time of day to a woman that possesses all of these traits after you fucked her the first time?

                                  2. If you were really rich, why would you have a person like this around you to begin with?

                                  3. If you really look at the situation, it sounds like you were the one that got used up. Not her. This letter just affirms her beliefs.

                                  4. I can't contrive of a "rich" 36 year old wasting his time writing something like this. The fact that she was cut off would have been punishment enough for her.

                                  6. It's already been mentioned, but calling a person an idiot and butchering the English language in the same sentence is inexcusable.
                                  I doubt it was in his interest to mention her good points in the letter.

                                  This just goes on to prove the power of the hot pussy..
                                  Last edited by pentae; 09-17-2009, 11:39 AM.

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                                  • dallasnovelty
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                                    • Aug 2009
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                                    #67
                                    If I were you I would try a Dating Website ;)
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                                    • SarahLLO
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                                      • Oct 2007
                                      • 1168

                                      #68
                                      wait so even with all that, you still wanted to marry her

                                      oh dear
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                                      • gornyhuy
                                        Chafed.
                                        • May 2002
                                        • 18041

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by kichi
                                        i have a 9 inch cock. its kinda skinny. not a lotta girth. but its there. i can poke cervix's
                                        When a woman is NOT aroused, the cervix is usually only about 3 inches deep.
                                        Just sayin'.

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                                        • baddog
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                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 107089

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by sherm
                                          7. I've never heard of a "palace" on the coast of Florida. May I see some pics of this place please?
                                          How about palatial?

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                                          • mattz
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                                            • Dec 2001
                                            • 7697

                                            #71
                                            breaking up through email, nice!

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                                            • ztik
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                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 5196

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by kichi
                                              I am 36, she was 21. big mistake

                                              I'm 26 and would never seriously date a 21-22 year old

                                              They are little kids at that age
                                              .

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                                              • skinnay
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                                                • Apr 2004
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                                                #73
                                                if she was that bad, what were you doing with her in the first place?
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                                                • stev0
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                                                  • Aug 2003
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                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by kichi
                                                  how many multi millionaires do you knwo that have tats?
                                                  please
                                                  But since when has money bought class? ;)

                                                  Last edited by stev0; 09-17-2009, 12:57 PM.

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                                                  • BradM
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                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                    • 3397

                                                    #75
                                                    You can't spell.

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                                                    • VeriSexy
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                                                      #76
                                                      I'm saving it for future use ;)
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                                                      • woj
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                                                        #77
                                                        lets see pics of her...
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                                                        • AmeliaG
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                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 10670

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by kichi
                                                          how many multi millionaires do you knwo that have tats?
                                                          please

                                                          Okay, I live in Los Angeles and a run a program which includes content of tattooed hotties, so I realize the demographics of who I know is somewhat self-selecting.

                                                          But I know a lot of rich people with tattoos.
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                                                          • AmeliaG
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                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                            • 10670

                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by sherm
                                                            I know this is a trolling post, but I can't resist...
                                                            1. Why would you give the time of day to a woman that possesses all of these traits after you fucked her the first time?

                                                            2. If you were really rich, why would you have a person like this around you to begin with?

                                                            3. If you really look at the situation, it sounds like you were the one that got used up. Not her. This letter just affirms her beliefs.

                                                            4. I can't contrive of a "rich" 36 year old wasting his time writing something like this. The fact that she was cut off would have been punishment enough for her.

                                                            5. Silly rabbit...Don't you know that telling a girl she has a loose vagina just leads to the statement "I'm not too loose...your dick is just too small!"

                                                            6. It's already been mentioned, but calling a person an idiot and butchering the English language in the same sentence is inexcusable.

                                                            7. I've never heard of a "palace" on the coast of Florida. May I see some pics of this place please?

                                                            8. May I have her phone number please? She sounds hot.

                                                            I know I shouldn't encourage this, but that was hilarious
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                                                            • pr0
                                                              rockin tha trailerpark
                                                              • May 2001
                                                              • 23088

                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                              next time dont fall in love with a stripper, they are nothing but trouble..
                                                              quoted for truth

                                                              and 10k a month? damn dude, that's a serious coke habit
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                                                              • pr0
                                                                rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                • May 2001
                                                                • 23088

                                                                #81
                                                                Oh....and to the comment that you have a 9 inch cock...& you're rich

                                                                If you really are rich & have a 9in cock....you would have never thought twice about this dumb ho.

                                                                I can't count how many "girlfriends" I've cut off completely in the past 2 years. You just turn off your phone for the first 24 hours. Then just ignore calls & texts from there on out. It's not hard. If they show up at your front door, don't answer. If they break in, call the cops.

                                                                You sound like a rookie....so I'm going to assume you "JUST" came into $ & this might have been your 2nd or 3rd serious girlfriend. The other 60 were probably hookers being counted & one night stands.
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                                                                • epitome
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                                                                  • Jun 2009
                                                                  • 12156

                                                                  #82
                                                                  She just wasn't into you.

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                                                                  • 'mo
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                                                                    #83
                                                                    Bitter, party of one.
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                                                                    • incredibleworkethic
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                                                                      • Sep 2009
                                                                      • 2298

                                                                      #84
                                                                      The age should be irrelevant. It just sounds like she was trouble.

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                                                                      • Loch
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                                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                                        • 7674

                                                                        #85
                                                                        only thing im wondering is why the hell you even cared about her....
                                                                        i mean seriously, lt looks like she was from the wrong side of the tracks

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                                                                        • Jarmusch
                                                                           
                                                                          • May 2003
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                                                                          #86
                                                                          What the hell was she doing that cost you 10k a month?

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                                                                          • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                                            #87
                                                                            At least you are not holding back..
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                                                                            • epitome
                                                                              So Fucking Lame
                                                                              • Jun 2009
                                                                              • 12156

                                                                              #88
                                                                              Originally posted by Jarmusch
                                                                              What the hell was she doing that cost you 10k a month?
                                                                              Hooking is recession proof...

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                                                                              • After Shock Media
                                                                                It's coming look busy
                                                                                • Mar 2001
                                                                                • 35299

                                                                                #89
                                                                                Originally posted by kichi
                                                                                how many multi millionaires do you knwo that have tats?
                                                                                please
                                                                                Not only several multi millionaires, but also a few billionaires.

                                                                                Originally posted by kichi
                                                                                i have all breeds. I inherited a fortune. I am not self made. i live in a palace with a pool and servants ocean front. Trust me its not all its cracked up to be.
                                                                                No you did not, though I understand make believe is sort of fun. Next time stop with the self loathing and make up a girlfriend who does not have such qualities.

                                                                                I could be wrong and you could of inherited a fortune, though pretty sure you would not be bitching that having to not worry about money is not all its cracked up to be. Also would be pretty damn sure that if you come from family or old money, you should have a wide social circle of good looking women who are not ex stripper coke heads.

                                                                                Carry on please.

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                                                                                • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                                  • Dec 2004
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                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  Hate is the reverse of love...

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                                                                                  • L-Pink
                                                                                    working on my tan
                                                                                    • Mar 2005
                                                                                    • 39151

                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    Originally posted by Jarmusch
                                                                                    What the hell was she doing that cost you 10k a month?
                                                                                    Male prostitutes.


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                                                                                    • ToplistBlog_Com
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                                                      • 2065

                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      Originally posted by Tylo
                                                                                      thats a boca chick for ya.

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                                                                                      • iTouch!
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                                                                                        • Sep 2007
                                                                                        • 1457

                                                                                        #93


                                                                                        YOU PICKED HER

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                                                                                        • GrouchyAdmin
                                                                                          Now choke yourself!
                                                                                          • Apr 2006
                                                                                          • 12085

                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          This is like fml for dummies. Good luck, man.

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                                                                                          • donnylong
                                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                                            • Mar 2007
                                                                                            • 2164

                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            Sounds like a porn whore to me huu?

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                                                                                            • L-Pink
                                                                                              working on my tan
                                                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                                                              • 39151

                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              Wait, just figured it out ... stripper. Gotta be a stripper from Boca.


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                                                                                              • american pervert
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                                                                                                • Sep 2002
                                                                                                • 6840

                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                you're a sucker for being with a bitch like that in the first place
                                                                                                I can resist everything except temptation

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                                                                                                • BFT3K
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2005
                                                                                                  • 10764

                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                                                                  When I break up with you, I will send a paranormal squid to personally deliver my breakup letter.
                                                                                                  Hey, that's a misquote!

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                                                                                                  • Jon Oso
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                                                                                                    • Feb 2005
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                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    I don't know if it's been said yet, but she sounds like my kinda girl. you can send her my way if you take paypal.
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                                                                                                    • Imortyl Pussycat
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                                                                                                      • Apr 2006
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                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      bright side: you didn't marry and breed with her. you win!
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