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  • kichi
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2007
    • 338
    #1

    i jsut sent this break up email to my ex

    your breathe always stank like dog shit
    you never touched me
    never gave me oral
    never did any position other then missionary
    never wanted to have sex with me
    never cleaned
    rarely cooked
    cost me 10k a month
    never gave me a massage
    your spoiled
    you come from a shitty family
    you have tattos which is low class
    your skin is fucked
    your teeth are fucked up
    your broke
    you didnt work
    your friends are 2 dollar whores
    your gaining weight
    you refuse to work out with me
    you wont go on the waverunners with me
    you wont be naked with me
    you wont shower with me
    your vagins is the loosest ive ever had and ive had over 60 woman
    your brother is a ex-convict
    your father is in prison
    all your siblings are in meaningless relationships
    every single one of your girlfriends are in miserable relationships
    everything that surrounds you is totall negative.
    you smoke pot daily
    you smoke


    I loved you and wanted to marry you. Im rich and wanted to give you the world.

    Your an idiot. I will never talk to you again teh rest of my life.

    I cant even have an orgasm with you.

    tighten up that pussy.

    -Chris
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    • Basic_man
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      • Oct 2003
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      #2
      Ho god.. she'll cry big time! lol
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        • Tom_PM
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          • Feb 2005
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          #3
          Oh no you di'int!
          43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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            • BlackCrayon
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              • Jun 2003
              • 19634
              #4
              sounds like you got fucked
              you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                • Evil Chris
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                  • Dec 2001
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                  #5
                  Was your girlfriend a Labrador retriever or what?


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                    • Dcat
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                      • Aug 2003
                      • 1607
                      #6
                      classy


                      ..

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                        • tranza
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                          • Jun 2003
                          • 57559
                          #7
                          That was evil....
                          I'm just a newbie.

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                            • Zorgman
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                              • Aug 2002
                              • 6103
                              #8
                              You meet her online didn't you? This relationship is 1 day old isn't it!
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                                • Stacks Banned for Life
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                                  • Aug 2009
                                  • 304
                                  #9
                                  Damn bro, what'd she do to arouse such strong feelings of anti-vagina?

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                                    • L-Pink
                                      working on my tan
                                      • Mar 2005
                                      • 39151
                                      #10
                                      That's great ....

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                                        • marketsmart
                                          HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 20419
                                          #11
                                          sounds like she used the fuck out of you and you have a little penis...

                                          next time dont fall in love with a stripper, they are nothing but trouble..

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                                            • Choopa Phil
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                                              • Apr 2009
                                              • 3965
                                              #12
                                              ahaha damn man, tell her how u really feel! stank breath and bad teeth are a definite deal breaker for me.
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                                                • kichi
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                                                  • Aug 2007
                                                  • 338
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Zorgman
                                                  You meet her online didn't you? This relationship is 1 day old isn't it!
                                                  no, she was my secretary in Boca. we started dating, i fired her, let her live the good life for about 6 months, brought her to my ocean front house with pool and servants and yet she still wasnt happy. I am 36, she was 21. big mistake
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                                                    • baddog
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 107089
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by kichi
                                                      Your an idiot. I will never talk to you again teh rest of my life.
                                                      ummm . . . . you stuck around how long?

                                                      We won't even go into the obvious irony.

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                                                        • flashfire
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                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 13098
                                                          #15
                                                          her prison dad and ex-con brother are gonna kick your ass

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                                                            • Deesnuts
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                                                              • Feb 2009
                                                              • 2792
                                                              #16
                                                              you know how to pick em

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                                                                • L-Pink
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                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                  • 39151
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Was her name Lori Collins? just curious ....

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                                                                    • 96ukssob
                                                                      So Fucking Banananananas
                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 12991
                                                                      #18
                                                                      you realized this and kept her around how long?
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                                                                        • kichi
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                                                                          • Aug 2007
                                                                          • 338
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                                                          ummm . . . . you stuck around how long?

                                                                          We won't even go into the obvious irony.
                                                                          baddog dont make me pull my servers from you. i demand respect, lol
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                                                                            • BestXXXPorn
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                                                                              • Jun 2009
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              You have no idea what the difference is between your and you are...
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                                                                                • kichi
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                                                                                  • 338
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by BestXXXPorn
                                                                                  You have no idea what the difference is between your and you are...
                                                                                  im sorry i failed english 101. can you please elaborate?
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                                                                                    • kichi
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                                                                                      • 338
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                                                      sounds like she used the fuck out of you and you have a little penis...

                                                                                      next time dont fall in love with a stripper, they are nothing but trouble..
                                                                                      i have a 9 inch cock. its kinda skinny. not a lotta girth. but its there. i can poke cervix's
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                                                                                        • BestXXXPorn
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                                                                                          • Jun 2009
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Your is used as your mom, your dad, your belongings...

                                                                                          You're is the contraction of you are which is used as you are an ass, you are great, etc...

                                                                                          So saying "your spoiled" is like saying the spoiled that you own rather than you are spoiled :P


                                                                                          Oh and tattoos aren't low class any more ;) hahahah it's 2009!
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                                                                                            • area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                                                              • Aug 2009
                                                                                              • 3163
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              that guy will be pretty sad when he reads that

                                                                                              his loose asshole is due to taking shits larger than your cock

                                                                                              douche bag

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                                                                                                • Raf1
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                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  now that was classy, lol
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                                                                                                    • kichi
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by BestXXXPorn
                                                                                                      Your is used as your mom, your dad, your belongings...

                                                                                                      You're is the contraction of you are which is used as you are an ass, you are great, etc...

                                                                                                      So saying "your spoiled" is like saying the spoiled that you own rather than you are spoiled :P


                                                                                                      Oh and tattoos aren't low class any more ;) hahahah it's 2009!
                                                                                                      like i said i failed engrish 101. I know you're is you are and your is possesive. the fact that you had to bring that up tells me a lot about you. you are a perfectionsit like me. if you want to get busy let me know.
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                                                                                                        • marketsmart
                                                                                                          HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                                                                                          • Dec 2004
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by kichi
                                                                                                          i have a 9 inch cock. its kinda skinny. not a lotta girth. but its there. i can poke cervix's
                                                                                                          post pics or it didnt happen..

                                                                                                          btw.. post some pictures of this girl too...

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                                                                                                            • kichi
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Aug 2007
                                                                                                              • 338
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by BestXXXPorn
                                                                                                              Your is used as your mom, your dad, your belongings...

                                                                                                              You're is the contraction of you are which is used as you are an ass, you are great, etc...

                                                                                                              So saying "your spoiled" is like saying the spoiled that you own rather than you are spoiled :P


                                                                                                              Oh and tattoos aren't low class any more ;) hahahah it's 2009!
                                                                                                              how many multi millionaires do you knwo that have tats?
                                                                                                              please
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                                                                                                                • Glenn Beck
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                                                                                                                  • Sep 2009
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Yet another life DESTROYED By this socialist administration

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                                                                                                                    • kichi
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                                                                                                                      • Aug 2007
                                                                                                                      • 338
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                                                                                      post pics or it didnt happen..

                                                                                                                      btw.. post some pictures of this girl too...
                                                                                                                      she claimed to only fuck 4 guys before me. I have herpes and yet she still wanted to be with me at 21, so i thought she loved me. no pics today son
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                                                                                                                        • mechanicvirus
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                                                                                                                          • Feb 2005
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          this thread started out good
                                                                                                                          got my feelings up
                                                                                                                          quickly went down
                                                                                                                          felt shame and anger
                                                                                                                          why must i read drunk
                                                                                                                          now i vomit

                                                                                                                          fin.
                                                                                                                          Click Username > Choose 'User Settings' > Click 'Account' - Scroll down till you see 'Conversation Detail Options' > 'Edit Post Signature'
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                                                                                                                            • baddog
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                                                                                                                              • Apr 2001
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by kichi
                                                                                                                              how many multi millionaires do you knwo that have tats?
                                                                                                                              please
                                                                                                                              Hmmm, any well known rapper, the NBA, NFL and MLB.

                                                                                                                              Tats are quite the fashion rage these days.

                                                                                                                              Old money, not so much. New money . . . . another story.

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                                                                                                                                • L-Pink
                                                                                                                                  working on my tan
                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                                  • 39151
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by kichi
                                                                                                                                  how many multi millionaires do you knwo that have tats?
                                                                                                                                  please
                                                                                                                                  Should we start with music or sports millionaires, male or female?


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                                                                                                                                    • Va2k
                                                                                                                                      I’m still alive barley.
                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 10060
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by BestXXXPorn
                                                                                                                                      Your is used as your mom, your dad, your belongings...

                                                                                                                                      You're is the contraction of you are which is used as you are an ass, you are great, etc...

                                                                                                                                      So saying "your spoiled" is like saying the spoiled that you own rather than you are spoiled :P


                                                                                                                                      Oh and tattoos aren't low class any more ;) hahahah it's 2009!
                                                                                                                                      you're an idiot with no life other then trying to correct someones grammar!

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                                                                                                                                        • SplitPalms
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                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2009
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          kichi... not to be a stalker, but you live in North Palm Beach? I live and work in Jupiter.

                                                                                                                                          What do you do in the biz?

                                                                                                                                          I've done everything from managing an affiliate program to site programming to now doing affiliate work myself.

                                                                                                                                          Maybe we can get together to talk business sometime.

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                                                                                                                                            • Tom_PM
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                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2005
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Glenn Beck
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                                                                                                                                              Based only on your first post, I believe 100% without question that you are the real deal.
                                                                                                                                              43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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                                                                                                                                                • marketsmart
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                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                                  • 20419
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by SplitPalms
                                                                                                                                                  kichi... not to be a stalker, but you live in North Palm Beach? I live and work in Jupiter.

                                                                                                                                                  What do you do in the biz?

                                                                                                                                                  I've done everything from managing an affiliate program to site programming to now doing affiliate work myself.

                                                                                                                                                  Maybe we can get together to talk business sometime.
                                                                                                                                                  or he could just stop by and give you herpes...

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                                                                                                                                                    • ruth
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                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2005
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Fungus
                                                                                                                                                      you're an idiot with no life other then trying to correct someones grammar!
                                                                                                                                                      "Someone's grammar" not someones grammar!
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                                                                                                                                                        • area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                                                                                                                          or he could just stop by and give you herpes...

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                                                                                                                                                            • area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by ruth
                                                                                                                                                              "Someone's grammar" not someones grammar!
                                                                                                                                                              i love you ruth

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                                                                                                                                                                • sicone
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  congrats I guess

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                                                                                                                                                                    • ruth
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2005
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by area51
                                                                                                                                                                      i love you ruth
                                                                                                                                                                      I love you too.
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                                                                                                                                                                        • kichi
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          I have herpes
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Tylo
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                                                                                                                                                                              thats a boca chick for ya.
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                                                                                                                                                                                • kichi
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                                                                                                  Hmmm, any well known rapper, the NBA, NFL and MLB.

                                                                                                                                                                                  Tats are quite the fashion rage these days.

                                                                                                                                                                                  Old money, not so much. New money . . . . another story.
                                                                                                                                                                                  yeah rappers and nba stars are class acts. look at kayne west
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • datatank
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by kichi
                                                                                                                                                                                      no, she was my secretary in Boca. we started dating, i fired her, let her live the good life for about 6 months, brought her to my ocean front house with pool and servants and yet she still wasnt happy. I am 36, she was 21. big mistake
                                                                                                                                                                                      What breed are your servants? I am thinking of upgrading mine

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • kichi
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                                                                                                          Hmmm, any well known rapper, the NBA, NFL and MLB.

                                                                                                                                                                                          Tats are quite the fashion rage these days.

                                                                                                                                                                                          Old money, not so much. New money . . . . another story.
                                                                                                                                                                                          imagine if i grabbed the mic from Lori at any convention.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • O MARINA
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                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                                                                                                                                                              sounds like she used the fuck out of you and you have a little penis...

                                                                                                                                                                                              next time dont fall in love with a stripper, they are nothing but trouble..



                                                                                                                                                                                              sounds like you're gonna copy/paste his

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • kichi
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by datatank
                                                                                                                                                                                                  What breed are your servants? I am thinking of upgrading mine
                                                                                                                                                                                                  i have all breeds. I inherited a fortune. I am not self made. i live in a palace with a pool and servants ocean front. Trust me its not all its cracked up to be.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • kichi
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      my life is boring.all i want is a wife that loves me and kids and i cant seem to find that.
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